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Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos

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Dillbag
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She is.

Dillbag
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For the longest time I thought my kiwi coworker was misspelling "sweet rear end" in his emails but turns out "sweet as" is a saying but it doesn't make any sense. Sweet as what?

Dillbag
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Inzombiac posted:

That's just mocap.

Method would but sequestering himself in a cave for a year, sleeping on a pile of gold coins and eating every dwarf in sight

And demanding the cast & crew call him "Smaug" whilst sending boxes of dead rats and used condoms to his costars. Wait, I might be mixing things up a bit here...

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Paladinus posted:

It's an SNL skit. It's supposed to be funny.

I thought I recognized the guy in the greysuit as one of the SNL guys, but what's with the legit videotap overlay?

Dillbag
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One time in high school a friend stole a box of frozen quarter pounder patties from his kitchen job at Rotten Ronnies and we had a summer of delicious BBQs .

Dillbag
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Back in the day we called them "dirt discs", but they are strangely addictive. It's a Chinese candy made with a fruit similar to tamarind, in that it is garbage disgusting poo poo unless you grew up with it.

Dillbag
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Born in late 70s small town western Canada, and woods porn was very much a thing up here.

I had some friends leave their old woods porn scattered around the playground of an elementary school one night. Walked by the next morning to witness dozens of screaming and laughing little kids with fistfulls of penthouse pages running away as two or three teachers desperately tried to chase them all down. Apparently, it was so funny they did it again the next day.

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EorayMel posted:

Help I'm addicted to sesame street memes.

This is probably my favorite one I have found so far.



Someone Photoshop in Landerig.

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Applesnots posted:

Oh cool, One of the lead animators from that is an old family friend of mine, pretty cool dude, think they did the california rasins as well. He is still arting it up in Portland.

Is your friend Will Vinton? Regardless, tell him he is responsible for scaring the absolute poo poo out of my younger brother and I, but thank him for toughening us up and preparing us for the freaky world of 80's VHS cinema.

I always thought that sequence from the film was like playing Populous, except you're Satan.

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morallyobjected posted:

being able to make jokes about Asian stereotypes is like half the fun of being Asian so I dunno what that guy's problem is

100% this

Dillbag
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I've never been charged for a visit?

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Random Stranger posted:

I want to believe it's an employee at the airport that did it after being asked one too many times where an outlet was.

My hope is that there's a millennial with a GoPro behind behind a trash can wailing "It's a prank, bro! It's a prank!" as he's being tazed into unconsciousness by airport security. Or maybe that's the schadenfreude thread talking.

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Veib posted:

I hope they'll use the extremely important explanation EU had for the stripes in his pants.

quote:

Notable recipients:

Han Solo
Myn Donos
Bey
Brandy MacMillian

Brandy MacMillian? All the dumbass Star Wars expanded universe names you could come up with and they named a famous Corellian freighter captain after the assistant manager of a Nordstrom's Revlon counter?

Dillbag
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RCarr posted:

Humblebragging is a probatable offense.

It's not a humblebrag, it's something to be embarrassed about.

just like you're posting

Dillbag
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El Gallinero Gros posted:

Gonna need more info, as very few people derive more glee from the story of Seagal getting choked out by Joe Lewis so bad he poo poo himself

Yeah, that was "Judo" Gene Lebell. Seagal denies it ever happened. Lebell is a crazy old grandpa and a bit of a bullshit artist in his own right, but he's also a legitimate Judo badass and in this case I'm more than happy to believe his versions of events.

Seagal shoots a lot of movies in the city I live in. No woman with any knowledge of the business will work for the guy as an assistant because he's a notoriously massive sleaze ball, and so are most of his circle, including his producers. He's even put ads out looking for personal assistants because no one with half a brain will go near him, to the point where I've seen Facebook and Twitter posts pop up from friends to announce "If you are thinking about applying for a job with Steven Seagal's production team, don't loving do it!!!!"

An editor I used to work for said he would bring his "personal monk" into the edit suite and smoke everyone out with the foulest incense imaginable so he could jump on the Avid and attempt cut the movie himself. Even 10 years ago he was using stunt doubles in fat suits for literally everything except for closeups. If it's below the shoulders, it's not him, to the point where his fights look like the diner scene from I'm Gonna Git You Sucka.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS_eNA0U9oA

Dillbag
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Great score, though.

Dillbag
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om nom nom posted:

My buddy's out on the Appalachian Trail right now, and posted this the other day.



Wrong thread.

Dillbag
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look at the poster's avatar, then take a wild guess as to what kind of garbage it could be

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Every comedian steals jokes, if you think otherwise you are very silly. Robin fuckin' Williams was one of the most notorious of them all.

Unrelated:

Dillbag
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMgFPB6IokI I bet someone else has already posted this right?

I'm the guy who can't spell ejaculate.

Also, the mental illness that causes people to give a huge poo poo about Amy Schumer and make videos and internet post about how terrible and fat she is is the same mental illness that causes people to stalk Chris Chan and post on Kiwifarms.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A6Bu96ALOw



Dillbag
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?

Dillbag
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Captain America reboot?

Dillbag
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just lol

Dillbag
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Why did they trace a picture of a young Udo Kier?

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Guy Goodbody posted:

gently caress off

Hey man, i think those memes are as stupid as the next person does, but don't forget that you're the guy that posts anime on every page. Glass stones and all that.



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We Know Catheters posted:

Skinny jeans don't cause you to be immobile

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Geomancing posted:

Who is Landerig and why do people edit his avatar into any picture like that?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=2450

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Double Punctuation posted:

Scaling aside, those are some of the best dresses I've seen.

For clowns to wear.

To the circus.

Idiots.

nooo

Dillbag
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Punkin Spunkin posted:

It makes me suddenly want the Battle Royale with Tommy Lee Jones in the Teacher Role movie that I never knew I wanted.

How dare you denigrate Kitano-san

Dillbag
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Does 3 legs mean 2 vaginas or does it mean 2 buttholes? This is important.

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IamnotJoe posted:

Holy poo poo I thought I had dreamt that loving movie.

That movie is a uniquely Canadian experience, like The Dog That Stopped The War.

Now I'm sad.

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Randaconda posted:

I'm pretty sure we watched the Peanut Butter Solution and the Boy Who Could Fly the last day of like fourth grade or so.

The Boy Who Could Fly is a bad movie but it did give us kids the great idea to fill our water guns with piss.

Dillbag
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RagnarokAngel posted:

I keep expecting this to go horribly wrong and it doesn't.

I thought I was in the shadenfreude thread and was waiting for the crash

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why is Ryan Kesler sniffing that girl's farts?

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