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I remember finding woods porn with my gaggle of friends. There were enough mags we could distribute them fairly equitably, my friend and I got the off-brand playgirl. Made sense since we were girls. At any rate, I remember they had a pin up of the 'Texas Longhorn'. A guy with a dick that flopped down to his knees. We had a huge discussion about what he did when he wanted to put pants on. My friend postulated that he just stuffed it down one pants leg. I believed he wrapped it around his waist since that would chaff less, although he would probably have to be careful when sat down. We also found woods beer. Someone had stashed a six pack in a black trash bag in the bush at our bus stop. We spent the time before the bus came shaking them up and then throwing them into the air so they would explode when they landed. We must have smelled like a brewery when we finally got onto the bus.
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MacheteZombie posted:look at the photos of the inside Be patient. 
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Chrpno posted:I think Jolene is... problematic. a rebuttal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOlPDvuI8SU
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Yeah, I really really started to question my subscription to Bone gently caress my Ray Romano BluRay when they printed that.
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Sep 19, 2017 12:11
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It's been posted here before, but drat this thing is long, can someone repost that crazy ceramic knife video? Edit: hurf durf It was like the first google result https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbPWitSTe2k
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Oct 23, 2017 12:36
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That's me in the corner That's me in the spotlight Losing my religion Trying to keep up with you And I don't know if I can do it Oh no I've said too much I haven't said enough
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:
Ah an oldie.
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I just watched a segment on a morning tv show "how to make a candy apple cake", that was literally "Well, make a cake and then make it look like a candy apple" produces a cake that actually took three days and an industrial amount of professionally rolled out fondant. so who here has that cartoon about how to draw an elephant that is three panels long starting with an oval, then an oval with a line, then an elephant? Edited to add the segment, because you should suffer too. http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/youtube-star-yolanda-gampp-demonstrates-make-candy-apple-50803784 Edit edit: VV No I remember there being an elephant and less Tick. But that sure is close. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang has a new favorite as of 14:15 on Oct 30, 2017 |
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RandomFerret posted:
Nope you are right. I remember points 1, 2 and three. That thing does pretty much encompass what I was laughing at so hard about the "candy apple cake" fiasco. Make a cake. drat that's a fine looking cake, now throw candy at it.
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Oct 30, 2017 15:13
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My fav. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el93MIxAf-c
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:Bob Fett? That's Robert to you. Robert Fett, Space Actuary.
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Nov 12, 2017 15:55
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^^^lol Drow lives matterSlime posted:I was about to say that if you ignore the makeup, he really looked like a black guy in his facial features. I thought he looked like Jeremy Renner? So that's like a cosplay triple play..
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I also put this in the unnerving thread, because uhhh..well, while funny as hell it also gives off that "put the lotion in the basket" kind of feel. The hazy rythm WONDER band. Do you guys like rabbit holes? Cause this one goes straight down. http://wpdh.com/the-story-behind-those-mysterious-hazy-rhythm-wonder-band-signs/
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Collateral Damage posted:http://store.brohloff.me/product/throw-bread-on-me-patch-by-brad-rohloff I unironically can't wait for them to make the "government get out" angry rain frog sticker. I love that angry lil frog. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBkWhkAZ9ds
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Jan 25, 2018 23:19
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Inescapable Duck posted:Fetish porn or high fashion could be a game. Though I'm not sure there's a difference come to think of it. I would totally enjoy playing this game, but you are right. I was going to argue (mildly) but then I thought about all the haute couture lines I still think about...and yeah it's fetish porn.
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Inescapable Duck posted:Er, the whole 'racism=power+prejudice' is extremely new, originated from academia for the purpose of social studies conversations, and was never meant for use in the wild. Racism can and does exist without power, especially given the idea of 'power' is vague and fluid. Actual expressions of that racism are another story. Oh poo poo, you gonna get a red text like Phanatic now.
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Good morning SA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0Gr5CWwLgc
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OMFG. If you guys get this shut down like the Schadenfreude thread for being unmitigated shitheads I will be so mad.
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I would buy that t shirt in a heartbeat..
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Mar 19, 2018 23:10
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I can't remember if it was here or in the cute thread, but does anyone have that short vid of the skiier dragging her husky behind her, and he only gets up when other people pass by?
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just to make sure I got the joke, that is not actually a hard drive. That is the fan?
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Oh ho ho. The 70's has sights to show you. I cannot believe she forgot about : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8oaVoT9KqY these were all the rage on 70's comedy and late night tv...
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 even by your standards that's not funny. Pro-gun or anti-gun.
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Apr 17, 2018 21:00
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Who What Now posted:It's better than his last attempt which was "lol stupid Arabs got shot" True.
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Apr 17, 2018 21:35
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Teach posted:My son's had this toy car for years and it always makes me laugh. What I love about this is how long it took me.
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Randaconda posted:I didn't notice the watermark. "ahahah whipped cream!.....mmmm whipped cream.."
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chitoryu12 posted:Honestly I had no idea a Kardashian was involved in OJ’s trial until now. There is even a pretty fun conspiracy theory that Khloe ( i think) is actually OJ's daughter, cause Kardashian was into wife swapping!
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Aren't Swans vicious bastards, or is that only Geese? I seem to remember a puff piece article about some girl writing to the queen to complain about the rude swans, but I can only find the articles about the girl writing to the queen to borrow one for the weekend.
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But the main character is Louis. He is literally the vampire being interviewed. I just wanted to get that hot take in here before anyone else.
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Phanatic posted:I did volunteer campaign work for Michael Dukakis in 1988. Here's lookin at you, kid. 
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I've been ironically pronouncing Champagne "Sham-pag-knee" for so long I have to catch myself from doing it in front of new acquaintances lest I prove to them I'm an idiot. I'm an idiot.
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Holy gently caress GG posted something I find funny...
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Dr. Quarex posted:Whoa Man, I *love* regional humor..even when I don't get it and it has to be broken down and explained like an anatomy drawing. There is a whole section of the internet devoted to hating on Edina. Fascinating https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvU_Zhe8tpw Kiss Kiss Bang Bang has a new favorite as of 12:45 on May 23, 2018 |
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Mordor She Wrote posted:I just moved to Edina, and I hate it. Shut up, CAKE EATER.
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RFC2324 posted:isn't that the one where Luke actually bangs Leia? BaronVonVaderham posted:Yup. It was written before the original film became successful (they were going to release it as a low-budget sequel if it tanked), so before it was established that they were siblings. They didn't bang. Leia just got tied up a lot, and Luke notices how hot she is. Which to be fair is Alan Dean Foster's typical fare
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tamale tamale tamale tamale tamale https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaSfSbNoHWQ
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:From the Nazi blueprints, duh Ok so if I'm parsing German right it's a Haune that...Bu or is that a Bu that Haunes?
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Mierenneuker posted:Imagine being on a train in the Netherlands and heading for The Hague aka Den Haag and ending up at the station of 's-Gravenhage. Or having to take a stop at Den Bosch only to find yourself at 's-Hertogenbosch. My dad told me that during/before WWII most communities took down their road signs and village name plaques to make it harder on invading forces..and they they just never got around to putting them back up. He traveled around Europe A LOT in the late 50's early 60's and would wind up in the most rural gently caress off places because they didn't notice the tree covered road-way 5 miles back. The locals would just shrug, because it's not their fault you don't know where your are/where you're going. Edit: I'm not saying it's still like that, just saying that when you've lived in one spot for countless generations, you kind of roll your eyes when someone claims not to know how to get to the next town over w/out huge blinking signs. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang has a new favorite as of 16:00 on Jun 25, 2018 |
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Guy Goodbody posted:Josh Whedon is a creep and shouldn't have a career Really? I don't even like the guy and am less lazy in my hate.
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