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CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

"Distilled, Blended and Olded..."

Not aged - olded

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CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Elias_Maluco posted:

That aint funny but those are really some handsome rabbits



He seems kind of cross

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Nordick posted:

PYF Jolene cover

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBoTwOTKw0I

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Pararoid posted:

You mean Mega Drive :black101:. Genesis sounds like some kind of bible games console.

Also Sega had the best retro RPG, Wonderboy 3: The Dragons Trap, so we were all good on that front.

Off topic, but if you liked Wonder Boy 3, they did an HD remaster earlier this year and it is AMAZING.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

A-loving-Mazing

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

What song is this? It's going to drive me crazy.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Facebook Aunt posted:

Yeah, but gun toting Jesus would be canon. Worth it.







So when Jesus turned the other cheek, it was so he could reach for his sidearm?

Now, I'm picturing when Jesus upset the tables of the money lenders like something out of a John Woo flick

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

beato posted:

Dear America,
Why would you need a literal bucket of ice cream?

Sincerely,
Europe.

Dear Europe,
That is a pint of Ice Cream

The scale just seems off because of the little person.

With Love,
America

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
I'm the gargantuan man clearly bellowing "gently caress you" with the heaviest New York accent I can manage.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

I am not the kind of guy who casually throws around the word "bitch" to describe a woman. It's rude, it's juvenile, and it's too easy to just immediately play the Bitch card.


However,

The woman who wrote this?

What a oval office.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

"I can see for two miles unaided by a lense"

Three if I can get my eyes to point in the same direction.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Elfface posted:

I assumed it would give the food lots of spikes and skulls.


Boaz MacPhereson posted:

It actually transports it rapidly in and out of the warp. The transition then slowly heats and thaws the food.

That's "Khaos Defrost", and it only works on microwaves that are painted red. It cooks food faster you see.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Cythereal posted:

Evacuating the important things from Miami.



Shaved bronze chick rides giant cock?

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Some of those names are a little more odd than "Country Music Fans"

Given that he's got Catholics, Hindus, Muslims, Buddhists, Jehovah's Witnesses, Atheists, some flavor of Christians and Stanaists (and I'd bet good money on Jews being on there too), just who is this guy representing?

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

OK, I'll bite. Why is his helmet like that?

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Out of Band II posted:

so do giraffes but most days you don't see me up on a ladder with my dick out

It's not the days I see you that bother me.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
I have two settings:

"Sweetest Person you'll ever meet/Total loving psychopath"

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

This one got me.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

That's a real half-assed repair job

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

marshmallow creep posted:

Real life is a Simpson's joke.

Indeed. Both stopped being entertaining after about 10 years.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

That's awesome. Though I guarantee you his phone is set to vibrate.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Lobok posted:

Any parkour degree is just a jumping-off point.

Boo

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

ryden posted:

In Mexico City, you must specify that you want cheese with your quesadilla.

So what do they put in there if not cheese?

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Data Graham posted:

How can that possibly be accidental

The way I understand it, "accidentally" is how anal usually goes.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Syd Midnight posted:



Many actors have aged badly, but at least they aint poor ol' Hoggle










though tqbh Jareth is catching up

I'd play the hell out of "Five Nights at Jim Henson's Creature Shop"

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

trapped mouse posted:

It is, but what makes it funny is that fact that these are the decorations of Melania Trump

https://twitter.com/StephGrisham45/status/934945910467031041

I don't know how she could make a more obvious cry for help.

Jesus, it really is like you described Christmas decorating to an alien

"OK, so what we do is we take trees, bring them inside, and cover them with lights"

"...Seems weird, but OK, I'll give it a try."

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

HBomb posted:

What was it with the 90s and people with skulls and computers?



It's not just a 90's thing. Throughout history most people have had skulls.

The only difference is that in the 90's computers became affordable for most American households.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

I know it's not, but please let me believe that's the Gucci logo on the sack Santa is stuffing that child into.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

If you know a better way to reach someone's heart in order to steal it, I'd like to hear it :colbert:.

Who What Now posted:

Well by going through the esophagus instead of the intestines, for starters.

This is quite the the argument you two are having. Perhaps you can meet in the middle?

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

That is a worrying amount of bumps on the raspberry dick.

New thread title?

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

ChunksNensja posted:

Amateurs. Australia has already perfected the recipe

Bit of dead horse and you're got something that can be a snack, breakfast, lunch or dinner

I'm sorry to dredge this back up, but the phrase "100% Australian Meat" is very concerning. Maybe it's because I'm just so used to everything being sold in America as food has to specify somewhere what it actually is, but something that is simply labeled as "meat" is just vague enough to bother me. Is this horse as Chunks indicated? Or is it ground up Aussies as the box seems to state?

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Whenever you ask yourself this question, remind yourself that this is (unironically) his car:


Peeny Cheez posted:

This one is better for that



Holy poo poo, he's the guy from Whomp :aaa:

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Sub-Actuality posted:

Will the real Tim Taylor please stand up?

Hi! My name is -
Unh?
My name is -
Ruh?
My name is -
*Revs power drill X2*
-Tim taylor


I host the show with this hairy guy
Only problem is, he's somebody that I don't like
I buried my self in gravel,
glued my head to a panel,
Had to be saved by a dude in flannel

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Jose Valasquez posted:

Pretend I spent the time to paste that one guy into this because that would be a good joke

If I had that kind of imagination, I wouldn't need to outsource my funny picture collecting.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Pendragon posted:



They are building million dollar homes there.

If I wasn't at work, I'd add a "Lava" overlay to the icons in the bottom left.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Yoshi Wins posted:

Hahaha. 1. g4 is an atrocious opening move!

"Well, that may be true, but you see the thing is-" *Falls unconvincingly to the ground* "AAAH! Oh God! The pain! My knee! My Goddamn KNEE!"

Calaveron posted:

I don’t know who those guys are

Guy on the left - Scientist(?)/Historian(?) turned meme, AKA "Aliens" guy
Guy on the right - Actor David Duchovney, best know for playing paranormal investigator/FBI Agent Fox Mulder from the X-files. His big thing is that he believes in aliens.
It's a joke because they are both doing the "Aliens" thing form the meme.

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CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
Meth-uselah

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
Geez. That cancer line just reminded me about a recent death in my family.

My mother's sister succumbed to skin cancer earlier this year. She had a series of small moles on her shoulder that she never got looked at until it was too late. It was a real bummer.

My poor aunt, thought it was freckles and died.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Phlegmish posted:

I assume this is like asking why the plane isn't made from the same material as the black box, but why don't they just always use brown bottles then

Design/style/tradition for starters . If you like Heinekin or Rolling Rock or some other green bottle brand, you can easily identify it at a distance from its brown bottle neighbors.

It's also slightly more expensive to use brown according to a quick google search, but I have no numbers to back this up.

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CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Samuringa posted:

I signed up for a movie streaming website and they sure could've worded that they wanted me to have fun with friends in a better way



...or they are straight up telling to have circlejerk, who knows

There's a pair of tits on the wall in your picture. Draw your own conclusion

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