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John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

Munchables posted:

Dog moose, so what

Actually, dog meese

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John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

The absssolute madman!

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

Scathach posted:

I would feel so bad if I accidentally peed on a frog

:feelsgood:

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

Phlegmish posted:

It's going to be one of those days again

shrug

Mondays, amirite?

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

Ak Gara posted:

You guys need to stop messing around with dangerous drug cocktails and just use something safe, like a nice glass of Radium water.



No thanks, I want my jaw to stay right where it is.

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.
And to think, house eugenics could've prevented all this.

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

Cartoon Man posted:

What the gently caress was Grimace supposed to be in McDonaldland??? :psyduck:

Grimace's thing is shakes. What he's actually supposed to be, I'm not sure.

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkC6z-Hc204&t=647s

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XR6dsy7ATE

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

Dummies, read the whole thing. The venue is Trip's apartment and if he wants you out, he'll throw you the gently caress out because you won't stop saying melon and staring awkwardly at his wife.

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

AndyElusive posted:

What country doesn't have a meat section at the grocery store.

%&*# you!

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

RFC2324 posted:

i feel like this is somehow racist

Avatar/post comb- oh, you changed your avatar. :(

Anyway it reminds me of Trump so yes, it is racist.

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xj3pJudQi7A

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

Gripweed posted:

It's just a game, but games need to have rules that make sense.

Spoken like a motherfucker who's never played Calvinball before.

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

Ak Gara posted:

I think it means if you're about to be sexually assaulted, just start jacking it real hard, real fast, while staring at them saying "oooh yeah baby roo" and they'll leave you alone.

What if they're into it though? Sounds like a great way to make things awkward.

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

:golfclap:

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.
No soup fork???

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

Doctor Zero posted:

I really hate that theory even if it is all but confirmed. I like it to be a little more open as to if he is or not. And then on top of it I think it works better that the human hunting the supposedly emotionless androids is himself even more emotionally stunted than they are. :colbert:

That's pretty much the entire point of the story, yeah. Deckard being a replicant is just a dumb, tacked-on twist that is barely supported by anything and ruins the entire emotional core of the movie.

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

....

....

would

at least once

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

freeedr posted:

Have a classic to recover from this charlatan’s shitpost.



I thought we were having steamed horse.

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

rodbeard posted:

This is what parking in Buffalo looks like.



Didn't know the Stardock offices were in Buffalo.

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.
THRASHBLOOD HACKFLESH

THRASHBLOOD HACKFLESH

THRASHBLOOOOOOOOD HACKFLEEEEEESH

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

The Bloop posted:

Ohhhhhhhhhh

Who lives in a skull castle filled with debris

THRASHBLOOD HACKFLESH

Abhorrent and crimson and putrid is he

THRASHBLOOD HACKFLESH

If monstrous defilement is something you crave

Then drop to the floor and prostrate like a slave!

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

The Bloop posted:

Hey remember Street Sharks

how could they possibly me more lame?

Um excuse me I have it on pretty good authority that the Street Sharks are, in fact, jawesome.

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

dumb. posted:

Same, I'm a Canadian and Dukes of Hazzard was just a funny 80s show I watched as a kid. I had zero idea there was so much controversy attached to it, I don't remember the show being racist but I was young and probably didn't pick up on it.

I apologize my for my ignorance of American history. And I'm sorry so many people in the country are filled stupid hate.

Wikipedia needs a "list of popular things that are actually racist" for oblivious foreigners like me.



Well for starters I've got bad news about milkshake yogurt grandpa.

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

Milo and POTUS posted:

What's that poster over the shitter?

Looks like one of those rad Polish movie posters.

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

jobson groeth posted:

Could we change the beads to sequins?

Ooh ooh, make it those reversible ones so that as people drive over them the road changes colors. :3: Sure, workers will have to sweep over the road every day to change the color back, but that's a small price to pay, really.

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

Abongination posted:

I was once told my carry on backpack was too heavy on some dodgy flight out of china, I unpacked some stuff from the backpack and left it against a wall then went and checked in then picked up my stuff and proceeded to board.

Pretty sure you're not allowed to post on SA if you're dead.

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

Kwanzaa Quickie posted:

Why is every new campaign PETA does so stupid?

Because PETA is 99% about getting publicity and maybe, at best, 1% about actually caring about animals.

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

piss explosion posted:

Saw this on LinkedIn. Forwarding to my dear and near.



mods plz change my name to no bone problem thx

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

trapped mouse posted:

probably a little of both. like this:



null_pointer posted:

I can't believe I'm asking this, and I deserve whatever happens ... but is this a jerking off joke?

Trump's SA account spotted.

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

No, its 85% the stink.

Great vaporous clouds of dick-fog and twat-mist.

don't sign your posts!!!!!!

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

Dewgy posted:

oh poo poo, miniboss time

Joke's on him, I grinded for one of those giant Air Force swords.

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.
I didn't know about the alternate Big O intro, but since that was posted and the original, might as well also post season 2's:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnaQZgZaOkg

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.
Better a water dog than an up dog. :mrgw:

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

Screaming Idiot posted:

"Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" Baby, it's both.

Gonna sit on the change sorting machine and have the time of my life.

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

If only that poor soul had shoes to keep the pork chops inside of....

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

The Lone Badger posted:

And you are correct, it doesn't do anything.

That's the beauty of it!

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

Hihohe posted:

Shapiro is the only canon Scrunt

:popeye:

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John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

Besesoth posted:

I can't decide whether this account is amazing or amazingly awful, so it goes here.

https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1133469735226679296

I warned you bro!!!!

Detective No. 27 posted:

I'll always appreciate that someone in Japan saw Batman TAS and thought "what if Bruce Wayne but a giant mecha?"

The best part is that the story is actually Dark City but mecha. Plus Asimov, 'cause why not.

If I remember right the animation studio actually did work on Batman TAS though so that definitely played a part too; the TAS Batmobile shows up as an easter egg at one point.

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