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Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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Solice Kirsk posted:

They are an island of criminals after all.

Well, the highly-aggressive invasive species were the criminals.

# ¿ Dec 11, 2017 04:41

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 09:50

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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^ That's a terrifying avatar/post combo.

# ¿ Dec 19, 2017 00:51

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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My friend was tutoring a university-level maths subject and for an example said, "Imagine a six-sided die," which apparently blew their minds with confusion. Turned out he was talking to a room of nerds who didn't know all dice weren't automatically six-sided.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2019 10:00

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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FreudianSlippers posted:

Free Jazz is better than Black Metal.

jit bull transpile posted:

Flash poll: is this racist?

# ¿ Jun 7, 2019 01:22

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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MizPiz posted:

Coward

Yes?

# ¿ Aug 7, 2019 05:50

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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The Bloop posted:

First item on the parts list seems suspect

Do you expect me to handle 40 Shart Tubes AS WELL as touch ctoth?

# ¿ Aug 15, 2019 05:03

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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Neddy Seagoon posted:

Just take the fun out of grandiose rituals by knowing what actually is necessary and what's ceremony. You don't need dribbly candles on a full moon while reciting from a book in an ancient tongue; A couple of matches in a dark room and "gimme demon powers and I'll stab this guy with a knife" in plain english will get the same results.

You're giving away trade secrets about the Rite of AshkEnte!

# ¿ Oct 26, 2019 07:37

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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jojoinnit posted:

A Grand Egg posted:

# ¿ Mar 3, 2020 00:58

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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Knormal posted:

Can I get a "Too Many Gang Tags Gang" gang tag?

# ¿ Apr 6, 2020 05:43

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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Cheeseman posted:

The one thing people keep forgetting about fighting Jesus, is that that the human body is up to 70% water.

Sigh. They fixed this in the errata. Water to Wine requires line-of-sight, so if the Son of God tries to pull this poo poo on you just stop the game and point to the updated rules.

# ¿ May 18, 2020 08:23

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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Video Nasty posted:

barfo

Not enough love. This is amazing. I would love to see a whole set of pictures of famous puke pics done like this.

# ¿ May 27, 2020 00:08

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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Now out of his eyes and ears.

# ¿ May 27, 2020 00:13

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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Memento posted:

Oh hey it's that joke about poisoning someone from 4chan from 13 years ago

It's from an Adam Bloom stand-up routine from the mid-90s.

# ¿ May 27, 2020 08:14

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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bike tory posted:

My wife got me that shirt and I still have a delighted giggle whenever I put in on.

# ¿ Jul 25, 2020 10:02

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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The Ape of Naples posted:

Too wordy.
E: I like not saying anything. Just silence until they speak first to see if anyone is on the line. It's how I show dominance. TBF they're always wrong numbers. No one calls me.
E2: "On the line" is obsolete. There should be an Obsolete Phrases thread.
E3: Yes I used the wrong "they're" I don;t care

An acquaintance used to answer the phone with, "Hello, is Dave there?" which would completely throw people.

# ¿ Aug 1, 2020 04:37

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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Cartoon Man posted:

What the gently caress, there's no cocaine in Coke? What the gently caress have people been drinking then, and more importantly, why?

# ¿ Aug 27, 2020 02:51

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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Rascar Capac posted:

PYF Funny Pictures: Jefff Moore

# ¿ Jun 9, 2021 17:12

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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Zetsubou-san posted:

as someone who grew up watching the aussie sketch shows like The Comedy Company, Fast Forward and Full Frontal, Eric Bana's career has been mildly bemusing

I still maintain he should have been in Fury Road somewhere.

# ¿ Sep 1, 2021 05:03

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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He totally could have played Max.

# ¿ Sep 1, 2021 10:01

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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flavor.flv posted:

We already have a perfectly good term for that in English, it's "l'esprit d'escalier"

Yesterday upon the stair
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
And I've just realised what I should've said yesterday. Would've been really good.

# ¿ Oct 14, 2021 22:17

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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Zetsubou-san posted:

we talkin about chazwozzers now?

Is that half a nickel?

# ¿ Nov 3, 2021 23:26

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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Platystemon posted:

The one on the top left doesn't have any shadow on it?

# ¿ Nov 20, 2021 09:00

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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LifeSunDeath posted:

I'd heard there was an American version of Whose Line Is It Anyway.

# ¿ Apr 21, 2022 00:28

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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BrianBoitano posted:

That's someone's name change and av sorted in the one image.

# ¿ Apr 21, 2022 01:51

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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Helios Grime posted:

I don't know, I don't think I'd be happy if I got poop from a happy person either.

Sadly crosses Helios Grime off Christmas List

# ¿ Apr 21, 2022 06:53

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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Human Centipope

# ¿ Apr 23, 2022 08:43

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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Kheldarn posted:

Can signs have strokes?

# ¿ May 10, 2022 01:20

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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Facebook Aunt posted:

Oh, is this the goon zipline thing?

# ¿ Jun 17, 2022 02:43

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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Discount Dracula posted:

It’s a James Joyce quote from Ulysses.

Holy crap, I am now claiming every example of Engrish is a Joyce quote.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2022 03:02

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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By popular demand posted:

'Savage my anus'?

Domesticate my anus

# ¿ Aug 8, 2022 06:38

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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Christopher Lurkin'

# ¿ Aug 15, 2022 23:20

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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`Nemesis posted:

Appreciating Staff indeed

# ¿ Sep 8, 2022 04:24

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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Trabant posted:

https://i.imgur.com/CO3xRCd.mp4

It's when you suddenly get an idea, but it's a sexy idea.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2022 07:03

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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Mr Ross not teaching Cwossbow?

# ¿ Sep 23, 2022 07:29

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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Isn't that a photoshopped one? The original is awkward, but less so, I think.

Unless that is the original, then shudder.

# ¿ Oct 3, 2022 09:26

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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Paladinus posted:

You mean like ray-shun?

No, rat-ee-OWN.

# ¿ Nov 30, 2022 23:17

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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HenryEx posted:

Oh man i love that song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0

Very funny. Link the real one.
https://youtu.be/CsiP-GrbbD0

# ¿ Dec 1, 2022 23:33

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

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I love that it's a perfect encapsulation of the whole house and mentality. It's not a really grand and awe-inspiring toilet. It's a completely bog-standard ordinary toilet with something huge and inappropriate wrapped around it that ruins the use and appearance of both.

# ¿ Dec 31, 2022 01:05

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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I really want to know what the prompt was.

# ¿ Jan 5, 2023 01:07

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 09:50

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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Stocky Manhood posted:

Yeah, I always think of Oegamiom as a character from The Odyssey

No, that's Circe. Oegamiom is a sheer fabric often used in bridalwear.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2023 00:51

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