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Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




I've got to quickly post a Cars that Ate Paris reference before anyone else gets to it...

Chrpno posted:

Oh. Bad flashbacks there man, stop it



drat YOU!!




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Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



John Murdoch posted:

Actually, dog meese

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




Um, actually, it's Godwin's hypothesis.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




drat it, now I do want to see that dog.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Solice Kirsk posted:

I thought we were past flip phones even for burners?

I use a flip phone. :(

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



RFC2324 posted:

Are you 70?

I used the same Nokia flip phone for about fifteen years and I can't justify buying anything special.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

No, Frank Miller like to kill prostitutes, Chris Claremont reportedly likes to pay them to dress like Xmen characters and then have them dom him.

Claremont's fetishes are mind control and infantilization, something which everyone who has read his X-Men run is well aware of. (Pretend I posted a series of "funny" comic panels demonstrating this here; I don't want to explain to people why I am googling the appropriate search terms for examples.)

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Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Lemon posted:

It's possibly a quarantine tank.

That fish has rabies and hydrophobia is a real bitch when you're a fish.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



I really wish the dog had just stepped over some of those gates.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Dick Trauma posted:

I was born in 1966 which is a drag because pornography was not invented until 1987. I had to make do with vaguely lustful thoughts about Jane Pauley.

This is a complete lie. The 70's was the high water mark of woods porn in the US due to the prominence of both woods and porn. Perhaps you didn't think the pictures you found in the woods were porn due to the extreme amounts of body hair on the performers.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




It's a good thing that sign is there to let people know it's a trap.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



UWBW posted:

Edit: content


Which pair of them is from the timeline where the Nazis won World War II and Donald Trump became president?

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




Excuse me, I identify as a High School Visit in April and I am furious that this form does not have an option for me.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




That's a horrible skull egg mold but a brilliant grey alien autopsy egg mold.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




Isn't it interesting that every language uses the same word for horsefucking? It really says something about how we're all connected.





Especially with horses.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



om nom nom posted:

A prolapsed anus is often harder on the horse Russian aristocracy.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




It took me too long to get this.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




I fail to see the difference between this and the actual rules of Magic: The Gathering.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



PCOS Bill posted:

I fully support California sinking into the ocean wholesale.

I've heavily invested in land in Otisburg and now it's just a matter of time.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Important message for Stacy!

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




"Excuse me, ladies, are you expecting a big sausage delivery?"

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




I want to believe it's an employee at the airport that did it after being asked one too many times where an outlet was.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



The following message is brought to you by the ice counsel.



Ice. It's what's for dinner. So shut up and start chewing.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



I never thought finding the message "ice is food" on my bag to be mildly strange would turn out to be so controversial.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Data Graham posted:

Could they not label it as FOOD GRADE or POTABLE or SAFE TO EAT or something clear like that? Instead of something so bizarre we've been talking for like a page about what it could possibly mean?

I'm pretty sure it means ice is food.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Parrotine posted:

Well of course she's a great person, she owns her own theme park my dude, that's like one of six jobs that won't make you dead inside as an adult :cool:

Her theme park is literally next door to a UNESCO World Heritage site so you can ride the rides and then see some of the best natural beauty on the East coast in the same day.

Istari posted:

Well now I feel stupid. In my defence, I've been to 2 theme parks in my 26 years, and they were both before I was 10.

Most theme park rides have a pretty good head clearance; like good for 8 foot tall people. The major problem is that the safety restraints may not fit a tall person very well.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Feats of Strength posted:

Was watching the 1962 film called Harakiri, great film, had to screen cap this subtitle, it reminded me of that video of those Australian guy's who go around assaulting members of the public by cutting off top knots of unsuspecting men. I think they got arrested for it.



That's an amazing movie and you are a good person for watching it. Doesn't have a lot of laughs, though.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Phanatic posted:

Record from, yes, but Macrovision encodes noise into the vertical blanking video. Wouldn't writing to a macrovision-protected tape just record right over that along with the actual data?

Not to mention that if this somehow doesn't work (and I don't see why it wouldn't), you could just disassemble the cassette and replace the magnetic tape.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




What if we jack off in the living room in front of the big picture window? Asking for a friend.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



mdemone posted:

Alright I'm always ashamed to do this, but: idgi

Well, the way they're standing makes it look like she...

They're standing in front of a...

Oh! The response is-

I got nothin'.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




Aesop's first draft of The Frog and the Scorpion wasn't nearly as effective.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Phlegmish posted:

Yeah, that one isn't too hard to spin. I'm more curious about the cover where he tries to cut off Lois's air supply in deep space.

IIRC, her air line had become entangled and he cut it to free her, then patched it back up.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




The thing is that the Steam games were all of the Train Simulator DLC.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Bertrand Hustle posted:

Also lol "bloody flux". Flux is diarrhea. You're making GBS threads blood? Off to the asylum with you, ya fuckin' maniac!

They probably mixed up sanitarium with sanatorium. The loony bin keeps getting these people with cholera, dropsy, and the flux, while the healthy living center next door keeps getting Civil War vets who just ain't right, people who think they're James Garfield, and women with opinions.

Bombadilillo posted:

Yeah, gently caress Sovcits. I hate the "you don't like it, move the gently caress out of my country." but if they don't like it they can get the gently caress out. They refuse to participate in society while reaping all the benefits. like driving on the road we all pay for, like its their 'right'. :getout:

Oddly enough, if they're buying gasoline instead of refining it themselves, they are paying for the roads they're driving on. The gas tax is typically earmarked for road maintenance and improvements, for obvious reasons. I mean, they're still shitheads and it'll be hilarious when he's arrested and tries that poo poo at trial and they're so uninformed about basic civics that the fact that they're still paying for some taxes hasn't occurred to them, it's just that in this one tiny aspect they're paying their way.

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Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Oh for gently caress's sake. I've been looking everywhere for that!

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




gently caress you, horoscope, I'm master of my own destiny!

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




"Mrs. Mussolini, it's a boy!"

"Fantastic! Now to ruin his life!"

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



PCOS Bill posted:

Children shouldn't be left unsupervised with internet access anyway so yes

They've got to learn their sexual deviancies from somewhere! It's not like there's woods porn anymore.

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Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009






We get it. The crab vapes.

biracial bear for uncut posted:

Reminder that Andy Griffith and Don Knotts were both serial sexual harassers.

drat it, not Matlock, too!

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