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Guy Goodbody posted:Yeah, please say "once the Queen of England is executed by the English people for being an aristocratic parasite" She's good but most of her family are poo poo.
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If the queen didn't exist our elected officials would have to do a lot more glad-handing and public events (bad idea).
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Apr 24, 2017 19:36
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:Who goes to Pronhub and searches for "porn" anyway? You've already found it. "amateur cartoon milf threesome porm"
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Jun 2, 2017 23:28
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That's just poorly-applied eugenics.
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Jun 10, 2017 00:05
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Bogan King posted:It was in the Sun so not exactly a great source. Sinn Fein have confirmed they're going to set up offices and get entitlements for staff but will not be sitting in Westminster. They will be *very* close at hand when Mental Jezza throws down though which has to be making May uncomfortable as gently caress. SF have always taken up office space and claimed entitlements in Westminster. It's just the seats themselves that they avoid.
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Jun 13, 2017 14:24
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Solice Kirsk posted:Sure with in recent memory there were hordes of sci-fi spell swords that were slaughtered by clone armies and there was even official Senate minutes archiving the entire event, but Han "The Truth" Solo ain't buying that poo poo. He's living in the real world where there is no bullshit "force" except for those two dudes that run the entire galaxy that use it literally all the time. I don't think the religions of the leaders of my country's government are real either. You don't need magic to swing around a laser sword and get killed.
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Jun 23, 2017 12:01
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Solice Kirsk posted:"There goes Lord Vader, choking people to death with his mind for incompetence. Again." How would the general public know what goes on in the upper echelons of the Empire? Even some officers questioned whether Vader's magical powers were real (just before being choked).
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Jun 23, 2017 13:46
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Solice Kirsk posted:Because it was part of the historical record and a couple decades before there was a giant war specifically to stop Force users. Also it was proven to be real in the first movie. Everyone's seen the first movie so Han should have known better. The Clone Wars were about states rights.
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Jun 23, 2017 14:08
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Don't call other people pedophiles for liking anime. This has happened often enough in the fanart thread that I've really lost patience for it. I feel like flinging the word around so casually makes light of a truly heinous crime, the monsters that commit it, and the trauma of survivors of actual pedophilia. Mods know.
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Jul 19, 2017 11:09
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Screaming Idiot posted:REEEEEEEEE JK ROWLING FUNDED A CAMPAIGN TO KEEP BRITAIN UNITED WHY THE gently caress WOULD SHE WANT A BREXIT REEEEEEEEEEEE The headline says Harry Potter not JK Rowling.
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Aug 13, 2017 22:58
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Randaconda posted:playgrounds when I was little were loving death traps. Everything was metal, and the slides were like almost criminally negligent high. The old burning hot metal slides were awesome.
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Aug 27, 2017 15:59
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spookygonk posted:
This thing was terrifying once you got a few big kids on it and it really started moving. Proper test of grip strength.
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Aug 28, 2017 11:45
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Gromit posted:Fro addressing in places with no fixed method, I heard that some African countries were trialling What3Words, which breaks the planet down into 3mx3m squares and gives each one a unique 3-word address. It's amusing to look up your house and see if any of the squares on it make something vaguely rude or funny. Lazy-Goose-Biter is in the water off Minnesota, after typing that in as a URL. shred.human._
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Aug 30, 2017 11:44
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Football cleats and football boots.
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Aug 31, 2017 20:21
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Who says romance is dead?
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Sep 12, 2017 11:41
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The gently caress is Dark Link? Zelda's African cousin or what?
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Nov 15, 2017 17:31
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SCtrumpHaters posted:Its only blackface if you are getting in costume to be a black dude you autists, not if you are a shadow or elf or some poo poo. Jesus christ. Can I dress as ? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Nov 16, 2017 00:33
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Everyone telling the same joke over and over is always funny.
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Nov 19, 2017 21:43
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captainOrbital posted:Why has nobody posted that video? Do I need to go find it myself? Most of them are the same girl with a different hairdo, right?
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Nov 30, 2017 21:55
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Regy Rusty posted:It's literally all two girls cause it's a skit type thing Thank God, I thought I'd come down with the goon face blindness.
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Nov 30, 2017 23:36
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Is this the meme thread now?
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Dec 6, 2017 12:43
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Talking about funny pictures good Posting unfunny pictures bad
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Jan 1, 2018 10:39
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chitoryu12 posted:They show up like once in Episode II when the Jedi are fighting in the arena, and a clone trooper shoots one and blows it in half because for some reason none of them have their shields up. The shields are only configured to repel contemporary, Trade Federation brand laser blasts. The Trade Federation cannot be held liable for the shields ineffectiveness against unlicensed or newer model laser blasts. Customers are reminded to use all due care when operating Trade Federation brand laser blast and shield equipment. Thank you for your continued custom.
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Jan 15, 2018 16:06
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mind the walrus posted:The dip I get, but the spike back upwards has some sad connotations about the single and lonely. There's still way less people watching porn that day than an average Saturday.
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Jan 18, 2018 16:44
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mind the walrus posted:Yeah but the first thing you do after you thought you were going to die is go wank it to porn? It was still only 50% more people than would normally be doing it. Jesus was happy at the overall outcome.
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Jan 18, 2018 18:12
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et juice?
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Jan 30, 2018 17:03
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Choco1980 posted:I loving love sheep!! :iamafag: What part of Wales are you from? edit: Sorry, misread.
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Mar 22, 2018 09:10
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chitoryu12 posted:An intimidating tactic in cricket threatened diplomatic relations between England and Australia because it was seen as failing to uphold gentlemanly conduct in sports. Cricket owns, sorry.
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May 6, 2018 17:47
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Ricky Gervais' anti-religion thing is weird because we're not nearly religious enough over here to foster that kind of resentment. He wasn't raised by nuns in the American south afaik.
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May 8, 2018 23:18
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Because it was for their titilation back then. Now those female characters have FEELINGS and PERSONALITY and don't secretly want the dicks of pasty nerds and IT'S NOT THE NERD'S FAULT, THEY SWEAR, IT'S THE WOMEN'S FAULT!!! The world has moved on, it's no longer titillating unless they're (step)sisters or something.
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Jun 14, 2018 11:13
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bessantj posted:I just want to hear people trying to pronounce that word properly. 'dd' is its own letter in the Welsh alphabet and has a 'th with a speech impediment' sound. 'll' is also its own letter and has a similar sound but much further back on the tongue (but not as far as 'ch' which is the phlegm in the back of the throat sound).
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Jun 25, 2018 11:24
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bike tory posted:I will never not find marketing to fragile masculinity funny It's the "feminine" versions that are doing it wrong. Who doesn't want to buy the strongest and most heroic products available?
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Jul 9, 2018 11:35
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Barry Bluejeans posted:nothing says strong and heroic like DUDE WIPES What gets dirtier than a dude*? I want a wipe that will handle any task it might face. * Babies, obviously, but you're not going to be able to use the best chemicals on baby products.
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Jul 9, 2018 12:42
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Elevator Screamer posted:I'm intrigued by the idea of a couch arriving shrink-wrapped and packed in cardboard that you just unpack and place in your If I had a sofa delivered and it wasn't wrapped in something to protect it during transit I wouldn't sign for it.
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Oct 13, 2018 02:08
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Reminded of the Chelsea Manning tweet about spotting feds. Actual spies tend to try to look as unassuming as possible and fit in with everyone else around, usually slightly shabbier. Key thing is to check the shoes. That's how you look for rich guys at a strip club, op
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https://twitter.com/Nathan_Bliss14/status/1075469810341986305
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The best football (soccer) player in the world eats a pizza after every game. Usain Bolt ate a thousand chicken nuggets at the Olympics. Fast food is pretty good for top level athletes (the steroids help).
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Jan 15, 2019 11:31
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Of course they know.
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Mar 29, 2019 12:42
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Lady Disdain posted:Firstly, I'm missing the joke. Secondly, why the heck do these Nice biscuits have coconut in them ? They're slightly too cheap. Why wouldn't they have coconut?
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