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Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.
I don't understand when people go through the trouble of recreating a photo/painting and don't put effort into making sure people are posed properly or the angles are right

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Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

I hate it when whites asspropriate other cultures

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

Mierenneuker posted:

The whole "Amy Schumer steals jokes" thing seems like it's something blown really out of proportion

Nah, not really
https://youtu.be/4eDxjxVl8S0

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

Epic internet win for the win!

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

plain blue jacket posted:

Someone explain this obsession with cuckoldry please

Remember when we were kids and called everything gay? This is the new version of that.

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

Pakled posted:

idgi, in the first one he's saying the CIA got Al-Qaeda members to defect and in the other he's denying they worked together with Al-Qaeda. These are not contradictory statements and in fact go hand-in-hand.

I'm also not on the floor laughing at that image. Anyone care to explain?

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

Jamesman posted:

Turns out the guy that invented Where's Waldo never made any money off the property, because they never knew where to mail the checks. He died penniless and was buried in an unmarked grave.

You should those “the two inventors of the Oreo died yesterday. They will be doubly stuft in a grave!” type jokes on Weekend Update

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.
Shooting people is extremely unvegan

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.



Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.
It’s a sham. The movie doesn’t exist. It’s a fake trailer.

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

These type of twitter jokes are basically family guy epic random cutaway gags and they suck rear end

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

Lol they’re one of those “my tweet got attention, here’s a go fund me to pay my rent” people

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.
The winner is not going to pay lol

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

This joke format is just family guy cutaways

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.
Shut the gently caress up about Stephen King

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

If I remember right this was the back cover to the nude Rush Limbaugh issue

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

Tiny Lowtax posted:

Remember some goon scammed a bunch of people out of some money by saying he was making a fiesta cat stuffed animal, and it came out looking absolutely terrible

Wasn’t there an attempt to make the Get Out frog too?

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

Fister Roboto posted:

I don't get it but I'm not sure I want to.

I also don’t own a tv

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

Pick posted:

this would be mildly funny with the second line but the fact that it continues to work on the third line is what sells it to me

It is a fake image created using an iPhone app but it is funny

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:

I loving love Bernie Mac. Easily the best part of The Original Kings of Comedy. Goddamn I miss that guy, it’s been like 12 years and I’m still super bummed.

My brother awoke from wisdom teeth surgery in tears , asking “why did Bernie Mac have to die?”

Mustached5thGrader has a new favorite as of 23:30 on Jun 19, 2020

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

Facebook Aunt posted:

It looks like Spotify has some bad news about 2020.



Sure, nothing ominous about this at all.

Pls explain?

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

antisodachrist posted:

I have watched this over and over and keep laughing.

https://twitter.com/Jerkwheatery/status/1278112190621536257

Imagine being alive when there 4 channels, 4 options of a show to watch, and this was one of them

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.
Well actually, his name is Smokey Bear. There is no the

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

Memento posted:

do not sleep on this one

I find it hard to believe he would be filming his reaction to a video upon his first watch

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

jojoinnit posted:

I think just the idea of calling a threesome a "bisexual throuple" even if it may be technically linguistically correct.

Goons sheesh.

lol you tried to pwn the bad people but ended up being wrong yourself. Not very epic

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

canyoneer posted:

It appears to be, right in the middle on the bottom

lol that’s brother jed’s wife. I remember them coming to my campus in 2005 or so. They sang a song along the lines of “it’s not ok to be gay. I ain’t ok to be a homo.” And jed wanted his daughter to go to Afghanistan to shoot a Muslim.

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

Android Apocalypse posted:

Case in point: apparently St. Louis-style pizza uses the same ingredients that's used at the Anheuser-Busch brewery. Combined with the local Provel cheese & the desire to cut them party-style, and you get… this.


A perfectly fine style of pizza? What am
I missing

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.
Gas smells good you idiot fuckers

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

It kills me that this is the only thing of mine that ever went viral and I’m not credited for it in any way because my name was taken out of the screenshot from my next door when someone posted it on Twitter

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

Due to a prank i once pulled on my hometown involving ALF, i get sent this once a month by various friends and acquaintances and I just can’t see Alf in it :niggly:

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

I see you too belong to unearthing crusty/obscure images

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Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

root beer posted:

Max Wright is still alive and still angry

He died 4 years ago unless this is a joke/reference I don’t get

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