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Johnny Aztec posted:Do you know how expensive it is to hire an entire villages worth of midgets? Their union has gotten SAVAGE since then. Or they could LOTR them and just have the actors stand further away from the camera
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Note that people have actually been doing this in real life for almost a century https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...m=.26e5a6b3835f ... and the turkeys often glide to earth but they occasionally forget to open their wings and drop like a rock https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-FqvGC9UCs&t=20s
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:<bird crazies> On the other hand, maybe they close their wings on purpose https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdUUx5FdySs
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Kennel posted:I wonder what the history books will tell about our time in 2217. 
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Mar 31, 2017 13:43
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Choco1980 posted:Yup, those sure are blockbuster movies currently in the theater. No that's a photo from 1995
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Apr 4, 2017 14:43
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NoNotTheMindProbe posted:Is this a slender man picture? No the Slender Man movie doesn't come out until next year http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5690360/
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Apr 5, 2017 03:45
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David Schwimmer Superman looks so crestfallen. 
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Apr 5, 2017 04:11
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SinineSiil posted:I'm 21 Oh poo poo, I'm old enough to be your dad. Go to your room!!
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Apr 5, 2017 08:00
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Sulla-Marius 88 posted:e: this showed up on my facebook feed, it says: "Some friendships last a lifetime"
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BOOTY-ADE posted:Someone overlooked that cartoon Beauty and the Beast came out in '91, not '95 If you want to be technical (because ohhh poo poo someone made a joke and it wasn't entirely technically true so we have to talk about if for 4 pages) it was playing in cinemas in 1991, 2002, 2010 and 2012. Disney quite often re-issue their films in wide release but they also had a habit of releasing special 3D versions, IMAX versions and even singalong versions to cinemas long after the initial run. Individual cinemas will also quite often show older films for one-off events, and some independent cinemas mostly run a selection of curated older films.
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Android Apocalypse posted:Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists › PYF Funny Pictures 2.0: Text Walls About Woods Porn The last time I went on an interstate drive we stopped at a large truckstop which had nice new family restaurants and shower facilities for the truckers and several fast food outlets and I was surprised to see a fairly well stocked porn section in the service station. I guess longhaul truckers are keeping the porn mag industry alive?
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It's the infamous Backroom Casting Couch http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-casting-couch
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Oh that's right, Paladinus has a mini meltdown every time that couch is mentioned because ORDINARY PEOPLE ALSO OWN COUCHES THAT LOOK LIKE THAT, GUYS. I remember him doing the exact same thing the last time it came up in a thread. 
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Apr 10, 2017 16:17
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I love that the sign started out as a prank but it gained so much public support that the Parks Board assigned it official status as public art and it's now a permanent fixture.
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Powaqoatse posted:Are the dogs on Michael's mom's roof or the girl's mom's roof? They're on Cooper's Mom's neighbour's roof
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Cooper's mom has got it goin' on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Wait, they're rubber? Oh, well. They're real snakes but they've probably been de-fanged
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Hyperlynx posted:You don't need to. 0% is "up to 30%". I saw an ad today for hair conditioner that promises to reduce scalp dryness "up to 100%" so that poo poo happens in actual advertising as well as joke ads ChickenOfTomorrow posted:Killer Shrews? That'd be the one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhG8vLz9PUA The entire movie is on youtube as well as the entire MST3K episode Edit: loving hell, that lovely movie starred a young James Best who is probably most famous for his role as Sheriff Rosco. P. Coltrane in the classic Dukes of Hazzard TV series. He actually returned to the franchise 53 years later and reprised his role in the 2012 SyFy TV movie Return of the Killer Shrews. Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 14:23 on Apr 18, 2017 |
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ultrabindu posted:They used a whippet? Giger had earlier experimented with fluffier dog breeds with .... disappointing .... results   
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Guy Goodbody posted:Man, you just do everything wrong, don't you? There's a crazy genius to his plan - the entire rest of the world is arguing over which of the two possible pronunciations is correct and have to live with the uncertainty that they might be wrong but MrBibs decided to completely sidestep the debate by inventing a third option and he can happily trundle along in the complete and utter certainty that he's definitely 100% wrong.
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Apr 21, 2017 15:48
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Imagined posted:Have you ever watched the British version of Antiques Roadshow? These pictures just remind me how much better it is. The American version is like some garbage from 75 years ago in a windowless State Fair building. The British version will be like some 800 year old thing out in the garden of a loving actual castle. Yeah I saw one where a guy found an old pot in his backyard and had been using it as a birdbath for years and the Antiques Roadshow guy went "OH gently caress that's an actual Roman [somethingsomething] there's only one other example ever been found take it to the museum right now!"
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Solice Kirsk posted:She's still a relic from a former time and should be thrown to the wolves to support herself and her useless family. Monarchs, even as symbols, shouldn't exist in an age where we have touched the moon. Luckily for her the British monarchs ordered wolves to be hunted to extinction centuries ago. She's always 3 steps ahead!
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:The gays isn't even an illness so I don't know why you would post all that crap Oh man but imagine if it was 
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Honk if you my is think truck? If you look closer it actually says "Honk if you my is think truck ƒeyy" Hope this helped clear it up. 
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Zesty posted:Actually, because it wasn't funny. You know what that's like. 13 probations/bans spread over a 13 year posting history is nothing and probies from AxeManiac, Abe and Aatrek are badges of honor. 
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"Eat a bag of dicks!" "I can't, they're not ripe yet"
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Ransack posted:Why does your dick look like a duck? If you untuck your dacks and your dick looks like a duck then go see the dick doc quick.
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Bogan King posted:Yours doesn't? Sorry for doxxing u 
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Gorilla Salad posted:No, Edmund II, though the account is disputed. Wheat Loaf posted:Edmund Ironside (who was a pre-Norman King of England) is supposed to have been stabbed by an assassin who was hiding in his toilet pit. Yeah the pic that started off this whole discussion was of Edmund II: Here's the full illustration:  That's Edmund and Cnut engaging in single combat on the left, Eddie and Cnut kissing and making up in the middle and Eddie getting stabbed in the shitter over on the right CNUT WINS FATALITY The story about how they decided to end the war by engaging in single combat rather than losing more men in huge battles is also probably apocryphal, with the historians who invented that story also writing in some sick burns that they allegedly laid on each other during the fight: quote:[The fight gave rise] to one memorable phrase: when their horses were slain and they became foot-soldiers, Cnut, who was slender, thin and tall, pressed Edmund, who was big and smooth - in other words, fairly stout - with such prowess and persistency of attack, that in a pause allowed for rest, Edmund stood panting heavily and drawing deep breaths; and in the hearing of the ring, Cnut said: 'Edmund, you breathe too short.' He blushed; but kept a modest silence, and at the next attack came down upon Cnut's helmet with such a stroke that he touched the ground with knee and hand; but Edmund stepped back and neither crushed the fallen foe nor harassed the down-struck; only avenging a word by a word, he retorted: 'Not too short, if I can bring so great a king off his feet.' The Danes accordingly, when they saw that Edmund had deferred to their lord in a conflict of such mighty issue, and that when victory was ready to his hand he had delayed his triumph, compelled the two by many prayers and tears to make a treaty. 
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:How to Train Your Dragon 3 looking suprisingly erotic. It's probably from the porn parody How To Blow Your Dragon.
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dumb. posted:How do you weirdo "rest of the English-speaking" nerds pronounce it then? American: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxU7ZYvrXaw English: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlPi23Vrios French: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBpR9iih6Iw Italian: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87SBaGD8BxQ
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I prefer to bake n' dump
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My gender is Gender. My preferred pronouns are gender, geender, gendeir
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RatHat posted:If eating them can literally kill someone how are they able to be sold? Got a teething baby? Stuff it full of delicious homeopathic teething tablets!  Every pill is bursting with the goodness of belladonna, perfect for the youngest of babies!  They realised last year that feeding deadly nightshade to tiny babies might not be a brilliant idea so they made the "difficult decision" to recall the pills quote:Last year, the US Food and Drug Administration raised the alarm about homeopathic teething products after an investigation revealed 400 reports of adverse events, including 10 deaths.
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Karate Bastard posted:So sure if your dumb rehabilitated junkie rear end gets dipped in acid or something at some point you just get the family size keg of chill pills and you're fine? No? A guy I knew nearly died when he suddenly developed gangrene and after the microsurgeons were done cutting stuff off and sewing what was left back together as well as they could he was left with some hellacious chronic pain but because he was a rehabilitated junkie with a documented record of substance abuse the pain docs refused to hook him up with the good stuff. They sent him along to a pain management clinic where they went "Okay, here's some lovely pain meds that won't get you through the day but as for the rest of the pain .... have you considered taking up meditation?" So yeah, no opioids for rehabilitated junkies.
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John Big Booty posted:How in the hell does a person suddenly develop gangrene? I believe there may be a detail or two missing here. Yeah I left out most of the details because I thought the Funny Pictures Thread didn't need a description of  medical details. The dude went from "Huh, I don't feel well" to flatlining on an operating table in ER about an hour later thanks to  Fournier Gangrene, which is necrotizing fasciitis in the genitals area which develops extremely rapidly. He lost some of his penis and his entire scrotum and had to get his testicles 'banked' in his legs until the microsurgeons could build him a new scrotum. tl;dr: penis gangrene is unpleasant
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Reminds me of the story that appeared on Monday night's episode of Media Watch about news media in Australia posting articles about stuff they find on Reddit without checking if it was legit. http://www.abc.net.au/mediawatch/transcripts/s4661912.htm
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