Memento posted:

DDT Pro once had a ladder fall down on their champion, so the referee made the count and the ladder became the champion. Then, later that year, it happened again, and the ladder became a 2-time champion.

They've also had a monkey win the title, a taxi driver (just a random taxi driver), an eight-year-old girl, an elementary school boy, three elementary school girls (at once), a sex doll, a plate of pork cutlets, the editor for the Tokyo Sports newspaper, a cat (who was tricked into forfeiting the title with a cat treat), Vince McMahon's star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame, a table, one time the ring truck for Big Japan Pro Wrestling, and I'm pretty sure the whole audience at one of their events was awarded the title.

Colt Cabana once won it off Scott Hall by tricking him into reading out the words "I Give Up" from a list.

What I'm saying here is that DDT Pro is awesome and truly engages with what wrestling should be.

RIP Hana

Woebin posted:

This discussion of Medusa mechanics is completely ignoring the scientific facts of magic resistance. Everyone knows there are five levels: weak, normal, resistant, immune and absorbing.

Most of us are at normal, of course, which is where looking directly at a Medusa turns us to stone. If you're unlucky enough to be weak to Medusae it's enough to look at a picture, but of course nobody who's weak to Medusae is reading this thread now because that meme turned them to stone (this is why posting Non Stone-to-Flesh-Warded (colloquially known as "NSFW") content inline should be bannable). Most mythic heroes are resistant to Medusae, so they only get turned to stone is they lock eyes with the creature. Immune is self-explanatory. Finally, and counter to what you'd expect, being at the"absorbing" level of Medusa resistance is actually a bad thing because looking at one - even without locking eyes! - results in reverse petrification, i.e. your bones turning to flesh.

RareAcumen posted:

Beachcomber posted:

Go silicone and never look back. I love these little cookie flippers by OXO.

Perfect for scrambled eggs.

Did this last week:

Memento posted:

It's calcite, it's pretty soft. 3 on the Mohs scale vs. 5 for teeth.

The Mighty Moltres posted:

I’d try to take a huge bite out of that then have to make an emergency dentist appointment.

Memento posted:

My point is that yes, you can eat it. You can crunch it up without damaging your teeth.

It will be one of the least pleasant experiences of your life, but you can do it. Like eating exceedingly crunchy chalk.

Pick posted:

Someone said kidney stones? yowza!

https://i.imgur.com/TtkXaCr.jpg

^ note, that kidney's not in a body now

Antigravitas posted:

As good a time as any to post this then

https://i.imgur.com/YjKi5Ua.mp4

Antigravitas posted:

Sadly I didn't make it. But I haven't seen it posted anywhere ever, which is weird because yes, it's absolutely fantastic.

Moon Slayer posted:

24 hours have passed, you may resume not posting funny pictures in the funny picture thread if you so choose but maybe don't?

Randaconda posted:

Just Offscreen posted:

Remember the time that guy blew his brains out on live tv?

This picture reminds me of that.

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Look up Bud Dwyer.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

There actually is a thing where weeaboos who learned Japanese primarily from anime end up with weird and jarring speech patterns because real life people don't actually talk like that, and I imagine it's happened the other way around at least once.

Ak Gara posted:

2030?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmEdU5eVMWI

SneezeOfTheDecade posted:

I am genuinely struggling to figure out a mindset where not only do you think both Spaceballs and Airplane! are bad movies, but you think Spaceballs! (1987) was an influence on Airplane! (1980).

Super Soaker Party! posted:

Sure, sure. How did Spaceballs, made in the year of our lord Ronald Reagan 1987, lead to Airplane!, made in the year of our peanut farmer Jimmy, 1980?

I mean, the post you loving quoted asked this, and then you somehow shat out a post ignoring the thing you quoted to insist that one movie influenced another movie 7 years

....

you're a trump supporter, aren't you.

Edit: and the Zuckers, who have a long and "proud" history of zany movies, would probably be a little annoyed that their oeuvre is being attributed to Mel Brooks...


VVVV ahh, so his name is correct, he DOES have a rare amount of acumen. It's just misleading in that it makes one think it's rare because he has a LOT of acumen, when in fact it's the reverse

snergle posted:

bill cosby is also rich still. i dont think sucessful comedian with lots of money is the brag you think it is. chapelle has hosed himself on most social issues. race was never one of those issues where he was on the wrong side. like it said up stream his last special was heavily edited to make him seem more appealing because netflix is tired of the meme making fun of the comedy specials and every other new special they release being criticized socially.

Inceltown posted:

https://twitter.com/burningxjeff/status/1290349341777915906

Ignimbrite posted:

ligma balls

https://i.imgur.com/YSL4BKO.mp4