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Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Elfface posted:

When do you put your dick in the box?

Never, you're a goon.

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Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Deteriorata posted:

So GPS art is a thing now.



It's been a thing for a while

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Tiny Lowtax posted:

At first I was like, " where do you get translucent red nuts and bolts?"

But then I was like, "oh....... oh my...."

Yes, you definitely do not want to pick up any such coloured nuts and bolts.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Tiggum posted:

Definitely loses points for the savoury biscuits not being Vita-Weats. I assume the "diced andy" is the tin of... fruit? What are the pink circles? And the tin of pale yellow stuff?

Tin of fruit will be pear and the yellow stuff will be cheese. Pink stuff is candy, can't remember the brand name at the moment but iirc they're kind of fizzy candy. Vegemite is essential. Everything else could be replaced with other stuff but not the vegemite.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

cohsae posted:

The pink circles look like Lifesavers which is like a sort of hard, powdery candy thing.

Lifesavers have a hole in them, hence the name. Definitely in the same ballpark as them though.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

cohsae posted:

The pink circles look like Lifesavers which is like a sort of hard, powdery candy thing.

Bogan King posted:

Lifesavers have a hole in them, hence the name. Definitely in the same ballpark as them though.



So I'm going to stand corrected on this as I remembered that they're Fruit Tingles but it turns out that Fruit Tingles are Lifesaver Fruit Tingles.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Istari posted:

I wasn't aware until recently that apparently musk is a uniquely Australian flavour. I can't describe it, but it's loving delicious, for the record.

It tastes like pink, hth.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

It should also be noted that black and gold are the cheapest of home brands and that is *very* expensive. I thought USA to Aus markup was bad but that is crazy. That should be more in the range of USD$0.80 + shipping.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

I thought New Zealand was a lie, perpetuated by the Illuminati to make Australia look bad by comparison.

We don't need comparisons to anything to show how poo poo we are :australia:

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Gromit posted:

an island that looks like a place that don't take kindly to strangers

:australia:

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Please don't do what my australian friend who mailed me timtams did - vegemite is NOT meant to be eaten by the spoonful right out of the jar. I've never experienced anything more disgusting and I went from love after eating the tim tam to pure hate after my heaping spoonful of moldy rear end you people like you put on toast.

It's fine to eat by the spoonful once you realise what you're eating. I even make a hot tea with it during winter when I want something hot and savoury to drink but don't feel like caffeine.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
PYF Funny Pics: Aussie Snack Chat Crew

fake edit:

The Reserve Bank of Australia is pretty optimistic about wage growth

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

ashnjack posted:

Vegemite cheesybite sounds like a company trying to update a classic to the new millennium and inevitably making it vomit inducing.

It really is. Cheese and vegemite sandwiches are top tier lunch material so they thought they'd combine the two into a spread to try sell more. The amount of vegemite and cheese required for this is very personal and spreadable cheese is a joke. So they took a classic and ruined it because some exec had a brainfart about how to sell more stuff. It was originally called "iSnack 2.0" too which just made it more of a joke than it already was.

They did get a lot of publicity out of it though and any publicity is good publicity right.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

I always forget which son tortured a dog to death, the fat one or the fatter one

They probably both did but only one got caught.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

VendaGoat posted:

If you were to ask me why this is hilarious, I would have no explanation, but it is. :lol:

It's funny because it's making the same face Trump makes when he's in his little push car

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Love your work.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.




Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Gorilla Salad posted:

Is there anything more pathetic than naming things after yourself like that?


I mean, sure company names get a pass, but a loving ballroom?

How else are you meant to leave your legacy? Certainly not by doing something worthy of a legacy that would take :effort:

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

For those who will want to know about the story

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
https://twitter.com/BrionnaLondon/status/846561085306142720

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Elohssa Gib posted:

My dad and I decided that the musk lifesavers taste like old lady perfume but for some reason we really like it,
That is a pretty apt description of musk

Elohssa Gib posted:

everyone liked the Vegemite giving it ratings from tolerable to really good

This is so very broken what the hell is wrong with you.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Data Graham posted:

Saw this in the store today:



... As opposed to ... what? :confused:

As opposed to 3.99 - the regular price.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
https://twitter.com/vicenews/status/848746098025873409

#dickseat #ridewithdick #notalldicks

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Collateral Damage posted:

Butt job creators :byodood:

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

This isn't funny, this isn't funny at all :cry:

https://twitter.com/mitchfel/status/849029571538149376

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
Tupac isn't dead, idiot.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Alaois posted:

why is everybody on this forum so fuckin obsessed with woods porn

Sounds like you never found any and are grumpy now.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
I remember when a newspaper here called us 'generation e' because of all the :catdrugs: and the fact no one had settled on a new name after generation x yet.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

skeeballcore posted:

Be stupid early teen
Have whole stack of highest quality printed porn hidden in the woods.
Come home to find dog has drug a porn magazine into my yard and torn it to shreds.
Paper genitals are strewn everywhere.
No, I've never seen those before. don't know where he got them
Move porn. Dog is Indiana Jones
Repeat every day for like a month
Mowing for a year afterward involved finding paper genitals at some point during the process
Constantly having a heart attack that somehow my parents finally figure out where the porn is coming from

They knew it was yours. They knew all along.

-----------------------

https://twitter.com/Julian_Epp/status/851921466824290306

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Scathach posted:

So I've been looking for houses to buy and found this:



That's alright, I only ever use the backdoor anyway.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

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Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Ransack posted:

Why does your dick look like a duck?

Yours doesn't? :stare:

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