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yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle
I'm not goggleing this to find a picture at work, but there is a brand of whiskey in Costa Rica which features a ptarmigan, famous black bird of the Scottish highlands, on the label. It is called "Black Cock". As in, "I had so much black cock last night I could hardly walk" and "Another black cock mother?"

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yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle

Jamesman posted:




One day I, too, hope to create an IP so ridiculously successful, I will give ZERO fucks when people make unlicensed garbage with it.

I work in an elementary school library. 2nd grade boys would literally fight each other to check out this book.

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle

Railing Kill posted:

I know kids books aren't necessarily Shakespeare, but why the gently caress is a book about a farting video game character in a school library?

https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=sr_nr_n_0?fst=as%3Aoff&rh=n%3A283155%2Cn%3A4%2Ck%3Afart&keywords=fart&ie=UTF8&qid=1496627612&rnid=1000

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle

Railing Kill posted:

Yep, books about farts sure do exist. No argument here. But I still don't think it's a prudish opinion to say that most of these are a waste of space in a fuckin library.

Any book that can get a second/third grade boy to read is a good book, all but a very small number of them are profoundly averse to anything that isn't watching idiots play minecraft on youtube.

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle

Peanut Butler posted:

oh poo poo what up Melania

She must be really disturbed by that avatar.

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle

Krankenstyle posted:

thats a strange way to illustrate the bread

anyway those have been called "french hotdogs" since like the 1980s in denmark because french = oral sex (get it?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4kX9Cku0Tk

They’re called French because that’s how the French do hot dogs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJvNtkZoSxk

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle
Wasps are male bees

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle

RoboRodent posted:

A fair lady

"Eminently marriageable girl"

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle

BaronVonVaderham posted:

'Forest porn' sounds classier, and I only learned recently that this was a widespread phenomenon.

In the uk "Grumble" or "Hedge Porn" are the accepted terms.

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle
Poor old mike Pence, thought of horses and sinned.

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle

Lobok posted:

32 inch eggs, drat. That's some Flintstones poo poo.

HDTV waffles have 1080 waffle pits (is there a name for those) along each side, for even more syrup trappage.

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle
https://www.amazon.com/Apocalypse-Bow-Wow-James-Proimos/dp/1619634422/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1525349031&sr=8-1&keywords=apocalypse+bow+wow
This is aimed at 3rd graders, none of whom will ever get the reference, no matter how laboriously you explain it to them. (It has a sequel called apocalypse meow.)

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle
There are wild raccoons in the Netherlands and Northern Germany, they escaped from zoos during WWII.

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle
I bet they auction off the old couches, I bet there's people who are jerking it to the couches and would fight each other to own one. (or make underwear out of the leather)

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle
I’m Greenside Mogger.

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9PiqCeLEmM

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle

fool_of_sound posted:

wait what the gently caress??!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fly_strike_in_sheep

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle

PittTheElder posted:

:lol: lost_cause.txt

https://pando.com/2014/11/20/the-war-nerd-why-sherman-was-right-to-burn-atlanta/

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle

VERY HIGH IQ posted:

threw it across the room

Wouldn't that make it go off again?

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle

Phanatic posted:

Dogs are dignified and noble creatures.



There a lot going on here but I'm having real trouble parsing whatever that is in the lower right corner.

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle

Thank you, this is easily my favourite Simpson’s thing.

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle

bike tory posted:

Where's LA Beast when you need him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8SRV85MicQ&t=320s

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle

That is a very good dog.

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle

Just the one?

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle
Decent gaming communities chat: The only mmo game I've played with any regularity was a WWII flight sim of such obsessive realism that you could only play it well if you could fly an actual plane and had spent your adolescence memorizing facts about fighter combat tactics of the the 1940's. I never got called a fag because everybody was in their 50's and tried to keep the chat period specific. (They were all conservative white males who were doubtless deeply homophobic and racist in far worse ways than your average griefer, but the kept it to themselves).

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle

I feel strongly that this costume needs a lot more references to the Girl Scouts.

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle
I always liked Megamind for his pronunciation of Metro City.

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle
If you access the forums from China it makes you fill in a captcha, it's never made a word until today.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle

Ak Gara posted:

I'm surprised this site is even accessible from China.

You needs a VPN and things are slow (gifs!) but other than that it's ok.

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle

Lizard Combatant posted:

Every decision in this photo is poor.

I know big chungus is supposed to be the focus but just look at these people. Every item of clothing, the hair cuts, the glasses, the tattoos, the cigar, the tarps, every choice they ever made was wrong.

I was gonna say that the girl in the blue fleece looks pretty normal, but then I realized where she was...

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle
I was around back them, but all goon meets ever were too far away, it was better to admire the terrible pictures and forums drama from a safe distance.

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle

Ugly In The Morning posted:



Who the hell signed off on this? Every time I look at it there’s always more and it’s always :stonk:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yt0b_QBP_A

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle

It's a big problem (it's not a big problem)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle

Lobok posted:

They must be part of the sole group.


I wonder if this guy is a reference to Slyde, the Teflon-Coated Man:



I own this comic book! It's ok.

That's my story.

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle

Why isn't the music the music from that one bit in interstellar?

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle

Hirayuki posted:

"Paddle."
"Poggle."
"Uh-uh."
:allears: This is extremely my jam.

I was disappointed they didn't do beer can/bacon because that one is great.

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle

Memento posted:

So he's wrecked a ship in order to steal the cargo? He has somehow commited wire fraud? Are we really to believe he's broken every human law?

Picture:



He broke the law of gravity.

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle

Who What Now posted:

Turns out the balloon isn't just surprised, it's into it!

And also extremly problematic :yikes:

Problematic Balloon is quite a good username.

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle

Video Nasty posted:

Look I'm sorry it was the first thing that came to mind but now I can't delete it.



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yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle

I've seen this in person, its huge and my 11 year old son declares it to be the finest, and possibly the only, piece of art in existence.

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