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* $35,000 for a baloon * Bloody lefty inner city art kissers wasting our tax dollars! * $500million war memorial upgrade * This is fine.  https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000BB05DK ITS MADE FROM 100% JUICE! quote:Product Description https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IId64OJdCKM A Grand Egg has a new favorite as of 15:17 on Aug 27, 2020 |
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Oh my god it’s perfect. Also is the new page not loading for anyone else? E:now it’s loading but the number of new posts is one lower than one my bookmarks said. Radium! 
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Aug 27, 2020 15:12
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I thought nothing could beat Bruce Willis' Hell energy drink (presumably made from the finest ingredients in Hungary) but looks like Stevie there has him beat. Ugly In The Morning posted:Oh my god it’s perfect. In the Awful app? Yeah I just had this where it only loaded me to the previous page. I had to manually come here. Figured my session had glitched.
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jojoinnit posted:In the Awful app? Yeah I just had this where it only loaded me to the previous page. I had to manually come here. Figured my session had glitched. Same thing happened on desktop
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Aug 27, 2020 15:19
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yaffle posted:Problematic Balloon is quite a good username. 
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Memento posted:Plus it's freezing cold on the winter, prone to enormous bushfires in the summer and just a miserable place full of politicians all year 'round. Don't forget the loving Bogong moths. Freezing cold and snowing for six months of the year. Unbearably hot and surrounded by fires the other six. And overlaid on top of that is the entire city is smack bang in the middle of the migration route of a horrible bloody stinky* moth. The entire city was built as punishment for politicians. Pity the poor fools who also have to live in its barren hellscape. * I lived there on and off for a couple of year and will never forget the smell of a billion moth carcases slowly broiling away to a greasy smear after crawling their way inside streetlights and anywhere else with big lights, like supermarkets and servos. Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 15:46 on Aug 27, 2020 |
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Helios Grime posted:So can someone explain why Canberras birthday balloon is a titty whale? big tiddy goth skywhale
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so I read up the lore of the big tiddy skywhale and apparently those are sort of like swim-bladders for flying - in the backstory they secrete a lighter-than-air substance but this bothers me because they're obviously hanging down so how are they supporting the skywhale if they're full of helium or something
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Aug 27, 2020 16:18
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blatman posted:so I read up the lore of the big tiddy skywhale and apparently those are sort of like swim-bladders for flying - in the backstory they secrete a lighter-than-air substance but this bothers me because they're obviously hanging down so how are they supporting the skywhale if they're full of helium or something Float juice is stored in the boobs?
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blatman posted:the backstory i don't know why i was surprised the horrific balloon design comes with a backstory, it makes sense
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Aug 27, 2020 16:32
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It's clearly a Dirigible Behemothaurs
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A Grand Egg posted:
lmao its made from the literal mindcontrol fungus
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blatman posted:so I read up the lore of the big tiddy skywhale and apparently those are sort of like swim-bladders for flying - in the backstory they secrete a lighter-than-air substance but this bothers me because they're obviously hanging down so how are they supporting the skywhale if they're full of helium or something this backstory makes it worse than it was in my own imagination.
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Aug 27, 2020 16:49
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Hyperlynx posted:I would have thought that would be more Sheogorath's thing. I'm a tiddy whale, go [tiddy whale noise] on my haters
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TK-42-1 posted:lmao its made from the literal mindcontrol fungus Nerds loving love cordyceps, there’s some weird fungus beverage I keep seeing advertised on Facebook that has that and 6-7 other weird fungi.
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blatman posted:so I read up the lore of the big tiddy skywhale and apparently those are sort of like swim-bladders for flying - in the backstory they secrete a lighter-than-air substance but this bothers me because they're obviously hanging down so how are they supporting the skywhale if they're full of helium or something They secrete that lighter than air substance downward at mach 2. It's a VTOL Big-Tiddy Skywhale.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:I dated a girl that lived in Troy, which is right next to it and basically Albany Lite, and it’s almost impressive how many closed storefronts there are in any given block in either city. The SUNY college in Albany is one of the most depressing places I’ve ever been to, it’s just giant square concrete buildings and looks like a prison. I live just outside of Albany and I can confirm it's a thoroughly depressing place. The university does indeed look like a prison, it even has a giant cigarette sticking sticking out of a fountain directly in the middle of it, just to drive the point home. It's also a dump, but not enough of a dump to be cool or interesting, just sort of sad.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Nerds loving love cordyceps, there’s some weird fungus beverage I keep seeing advertised on Facebook that has that and 6-7 other weird fungi.
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Aug 27, 2020 18:51
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"Oh, the huge mammaries!" is definitely a joke someone already made years earlier.
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BrigadierSensible posted:The girl who took my virginity is from and lives in Canberra. Hell yea I’m gonna jack off to this thanks
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CannonFodder posted:"No sugar added. Lightning Bolt is sweetened with Polisweet ¿ an imported cane juice concentrate." You guys joke, but Lightning Bolt was a legit good* energy drink, and I swear to Satan, an excellent hangover cure. *lovely tasting. Asian Experience tasted like acai and garlic juice, while Cherry tasted like cherry cough syrup and garlic juice.
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Aug 27, 2020 20:39
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Why did they add coconut?
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Aug 27, 2020 21:05
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Oh man, playing all the hits today.
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captainOrbital posted:Why did they add coconut? Cause they'd be coconuts not to!
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Slippery posted:Oh man, playing all the hits today. Look I'm sorry it was the first thing that came to mind but now I can't delete it.
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Aug 27, 2020 22:35
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Solice Kirsk posted:Cause they'd be coconuts not to! Because coconut was in the original formulation, before they slapped a different sticker around the can. I used to find that in little independent gas stations in Florida. Some knock-off of a knock-off energy drink, bogo all day long. poo poo's a year old in the can with multiple stickers over the branding. Probably would have been cheaper to dump the drink and recycle the cans, but who am I to argue with the shady dude driving a rental truck full of Columbian cigarettes, toilet cleaner, and suspicious energy drinks?
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Aug 27, 2020 22:41
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Don't forget the loving Bogong moths. You'll be happy to know the moths are dying out hard thanks to climate change.
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Inceltown posted:You'll be happy to know the moths are dying out hard thanks to climate change. People who whine about insects are invariably thrilled with climate change in my experience
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Less bugs, longer summers, bigger oceans? gently caress, sign me up!
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Inceltown posted:You'll be happy to know the moths are dying out hard thanks to climate change.  I once had one of these (cecropia moth) hatch from a caterpillar, it was awesome. https://imgur.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/L7Fs1Ij
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Aug 28, 2020 01:20
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This is the second place I've heard about the Canada's Drag Race fans being nutso. What is going on? Social media idiots being apoplectic about a contestant being kicked off?
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Beachcomber posted:I was talking about Albany, NY which is the state capital instead of NYC like everyone assumes. The industry there has basically left and theres very little culture to speak of, and it's too far from any nearby cities for a reasonable jaunt. I work for Albany NY's Cultural Education Center and can confirm
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Solice Kirsk posted:Less bugs, longer summers, bigger oceans? gently caress, sign me up! It's kinda funny living in a pretty cold place. Climate change is clearly a huge disaster that we should do something about, but so far it's been pretty great.
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Beachcomber posted:I was talking about Albany, NY which is the state capital instead of NYC like everyone assumes. The industry there has basically left and theres very little culture to speak of, and it's too far from any nearby cities for a reasonable jaunt. While I don't live in Albany, I live kinda nearby in upstate NY. When I was in high school, there was one of those long-form standardized essay questions (SAT or something I don't remember) that asked "a foreign exchange student has come to live with you, how do you show them around your town to introduce them to American culture?" We were expected to have a full-page answer minimum. I wrote "There is nothing to do in [town]." and got full credit
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I think that's the best tattoo I've ever seen and I'm intensely jealous. loving hell, all of my tattoos are garbage by comparison, what have I done to my body
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Beachcomber posted:I was talking about Albany, NY which is the state capital instead of NYC like everyone assumes. Cap City!
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Video Nasty posted:Look I'm sorry it was the first thing that came to mind but now I can't delete it. 
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