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Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Except it's not, it just looks like it's a picture from the 90's.



For continuing this minor detail, here's a funny picture

Riot Carol Danvers has a new favorite as of 18:36 on Apr 4, 2017

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Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

CzarChasm posted:

OK, I'll bite. Why is his helmet like that?

The dog. The funny part is the dog.

Page snipe penance

http://i.imgur.com/WWTQiWn.gifv

Riot Carol Danvers has a new favorite as of 14:29 on Oct 5, 2017

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Carnotaurus posted:

It Follows would have been a much better choice for Michigan instead of whatever the hell Mr. Jingles is.

Have a picture.


Get off the hood of the car you lunatic

:argh:

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Oh. So it didn't happen and she just wanted attention. Because the cyborg arm wasn't enough attention. Got it.

Hrm yes all tweets must be selfless and pure, no humor allowed here

All posts involving self referential humor are written by attention whoring scum-people

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Krankenstyle posted:

that post is very readable

It... Is? I didn't have a problem reading it, anyway.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Guy Goodbody posted:

A big problem is that Battletech has pretty terrible robot designs. I mean, if theses were the best robots I could think up for my robot game, I'd steal designs too







Counterpoint:

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

1stGear posted:

I'm trying to imagine Mads Mikkelsen in a role where the character isn't vaguely sinister/an outright villain and its just not happening.

He was Galen Erso

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Ignite Memories posted:

Who knowingly introduced a major flaw into his blueprints which led to the deaths of everybody aboard the battlestation

Designed to destroy entire planets so

Good guy

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Cakefarts Carol posted:

Lol if you just don't see loss everywhere intuitively

Someone else said it best, its just steamed loss all the way down

The therapist is even doodling it on her notepad

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

This entire Twitter thread is absolute gold.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Elias_Maluco posted:

gently caress Deborah using facts and logic

Doesn't sound like that's a turn on for her

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Eh that's the story they tell about the Blackhawk helicopter. A rolling landing limit is 60 knots because that's when the flight test crew got tired for the day and went home.

Still taught to this day.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Marathon Infinity was the best Halo.

:hfive:

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

I'm the condemned sticker that someone managed to put on the garage door

Edit: reverse image search says sometime in 1998ish socal

Riot Carol Danvers has a new favorite as of 06:37 on Jul 4, 2018

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Ommin posted:



Solid joke, but it might be a little on the nose.

You're right, it might be a little too pointed

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Super Grocery Kart posted:

None of those pictures have anyone else hanging out at the Liberty Hangout :smith:

That's because they're using their liberty to not be near that dork

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.
The pilot missed the first pass at connecting to the refueling hose, but the backseater decided not to kill him when he finally managed to connect (Billy Madison reference, as stated above). For those not aware, trying to get on a refueling hose like that can be a really really lovely experience, either because the pilot sucks or the weather is bad, or both.

And yeah, the literal racism ruins it.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Phanatic posted:

I was in a strip club in Dothan and the stripper was dancing to Landslide. A live recording where Stevie Nicks starts the song by saying "This one's for you, Daddy."

Awk-ward.

Yeah, you were in loving Dothan. I'm surprised her dad wasn't in the godamn crowd cheering her on and telling her he had to leave to get ready for their date that night

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Little Acorns posted:



wtf.


Even if this was done just to be funny.. please let me never meet this person or someone like them.

Are... Are you new to the internet?

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Little Acorns posted:

Yes growing up i was only allowed to read the bible or books about why people as brain hosed and douchy as you are allowed to procreate

Spicy

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Karate Bastard posted:

Sick neck tat bruh


w8 is that a choker?

It's a watermark?

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

You can drive the bus off a bridge or over a cliff warning a kill count a pig could only wish for.

Edit: I didnt use the word warning, my phone auto corrected it and I forgot what I had meant to say.

"earning" I'm sure

Side note: some of you keep responding to Gripweed as if he's serious when he's clearly being sarcastic. Maybe check on that

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

snergle posted:

the only good crowder is trae ill die on this hill

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.
(erection not possible)

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

LifeSunDeath posted:

Been trying to parse this...Is it saying that dogs give you cancer, or that dogs get cancer from sniffing butts? Or is it only butts that are already cancerous..but also dogs are totally safe from asbestos and second hand smoke? I need answers.

Look at I phone

Dog cancer

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

biracial bear for uncut posted:

LOL if you think that isn't still a dude in that getup.

Pretty sure a gay-bashing hatemonger like that wouldn't have a clutch and a purse lying around. But who knows?

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

What in the absolute gently caress

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

The Anime Liker posted:

Rich people trading in exotic animals.



That's a fake Twitter account and the actual TikToker seems pretty pissed about it

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTRr6tfQL/

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Paladinus posted:

The twitter account may be fake, but the bio is from what I assume is their real instagram account.

https://www.instagram.com/knucklebumpfarms/

Ah well, nevertheless

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.
Whole Lotta people in this thread forgettin' about Tarp Ghost

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Where'd you find this picture of every SA mod ever

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Lobok posted:

If the rank is simply Military Spouse does that mean the wife of a Captain and the husband of an Admiral are at the same level?

If a mil spouse is that ate up about their place in life then they are usually of the "respect my spouse's rank when you talk to me" variety

It's insufferable

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.
Oh gently caress all the way off with that, Jesus christ

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

LifeSunDeath posted:

apparently this is one of them:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lFurL0SAx4

his raps are mostly about jesus:


It's funny, these dipshits are from about 45 minutes north of where I grew up, and a couple of my friends grew up with them. The three "stuntaz" were from the richest, whitest part of Toccoa, GA, and were apparently as cringy in real life as their stupid album cover and photos were. But where the other two loving dorks tried to hide from all of their sad internet fame (iirc, it's been 20 drat years), B-Shoc there tried to cash in by doing the Jesus thing. He was rapping in like VFWs and church basements and poo poo.

Just the saddest godamn way to spend the late 90s and early 2000s.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Large Testicles posted:

pit vipers fuckin rule and not just cause they look awesome but they're actively against chuds wearing them
https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1415307827904720899

Yeah they're very openly supportive of LGBTQ people and causes and frequently dunk on transphobes and homophobes and the like, to the point they willingly lose sales over it, and if they find out chuds are buying their stuff they will donate every cent said chud spends to POC/LGBTQ charities

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Nuts and Gum posted:

Wow, he admitted some sort of error on his part? He must be feeling the heat.

He still blames it on things he was told, as if he didn't just knee-jerk to being a loving shitbag on Twitter before even knowing who the employee was

Also his lawyers definitely called him in between tweets and that's why he back pedaled

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.
Her wheelchair was parked in the wrong place, she deserved to have it destroyed

-chud Twitter

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Hyperlynx posted:

It's the first and only one I've run into. I guess it's not as big a thing out here :shrug:

Nice to hear they're not sunflower fertiliser

Good for them!

I was glad to find that as well (the setting and the "no war" tattoo on Ilya's arm had me checking Wikipedia lol)

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

WHY BONER NOW posted:

Is she doing the alt right ok symbol thing with her right hand?

Based on the giant lesbian flag hopefully not

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Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.
I think one of the best happenings with regard to that misogynist bullshit was the guy who ran some oil rig parts company posting a video of him using the parts on the drill, all covered in mud and shirtless, with a bunch of "women can't do this" posts surrounding it (and maybe directly from him). The best response was a video of a woman doing the same job, wearing full PPE, with the message (paraphrased) "I do this every day, and I do it without the OSHA violations"

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