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New thread must be properly blessed by our master.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 00:00 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 08:36 |
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 01:58 |
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Pakled posted:This is a pretty weak burn since it's factually incorrect. No foreign nationals donated her campaign, that's illegal. It would only have been illegal if Hillary did it. Trump did it and it was perfectly fine, because reasons.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 11:37 |
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 18:14 |
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Flipperwaldt posted:I just want an RSS feed of that guy's output and I can stop following traditional news outlets altogether. Follow him on Twitter. You get to learn so much about his life, like the ghosts of TRUCKMAN and Wife name of Barbara who is trapped in the frozen lake and sounds like marbles, and his feud with his neighbor Ted Cobbler, and how son (name Jon) has to wrangle him and help him come down after drinking too many chocolate milks.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 18:59 |
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Mr Havafap posted:cool but not complete without the diving nanny. That turned out to be his wife? poo poo, her panic and desperation regarding those kids screamed "I hosed up and am going to get fired."
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2017 20:38 |
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It is obvious she isn't wearing a bra, isn't it?
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2017 01:19 |
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This took me a minute.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2017 14:36 |
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2017 21:34 |
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Picnic Princess posted:By the end of the year people are going to get shot for carrying cans of Pepsi, just you wait. Well people were already getting shot for carrying iced tea and skittles so it wouldn't be that surprising.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 03:56 |
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Aren't the cobras supposed to spell out "send nudes" or something?
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2017 04:27 |
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bobjr posted:
So is this gonna end like The Notebook, or like Hunchback of Notre Dame?
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2017 07:16 |
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I'm very disappointed the paint chips don't spell out "SEND NUDES."
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2017 23:13 |
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cnut posted:
Sometimes I just wish Obama would come out and say "Yep, all these things are true. Sharia Law is now in effect. We're going to kill all white people. Now my wife (who is really a man) is going to round up all your kids and force them to eat literal garbage while I surround myself in burning bibles and pray to Mecca."
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# ¿ May 5, 2017 17:36 |
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computer angel posted:Jokes on her. Diabetes is a precondition and her premiums are going way up. Haha. Ha.. Schadenfreude is really the only thing we have going for us at the moment.
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# ¿ May 5, 2017 17:51 |
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Wheat Loaf posted:
Vive la France
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# ¿ May 8, 2017 01:43 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Picking out a ring for his sweetie pie Are those chairs specifically made for those gently caress dolls? I've never seen that kind of chair ever used by a human being, and have only ever seen them in pictures of people wheeling their dolls around. They look really uncomfortable for people to use, actually.
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# ¿ May 10, 2017 06:47 |
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trickybiscuits posted:Sean Spicer literally hid in the bushes to avoid answering questions about James Comey's firing It'd be funny if everything about this administration wasn't so pathetic and sad.
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# ¿ May 11, 2017 00:44 |
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I wish to be as talented a writer as Chuck Tingle.
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# ¿ May 11, 2017 03:56 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2017 19:59 |
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Should be three scoops of ice cream 4/10
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# ¿ May 18, 2017 19:53 |
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BrianBoitano posted:Ehh, specifically two scoops is the reference, though. So is three scoops. https://twitter.com/GovMikeHuckabee/status/864603957473280000 Mike Huckabee is the comedian with his finger on the pulse of the nation.
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# ¿ May 18, 2017 20:18 |
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Alter Ego posted:He actually used to be kind of funny. 8 years of Obama positively destroyed every visible member of the GOP. I only really heard about the guy within the last few years, where he spouted ugly transphobic poo poo and fearmongered over refugees. And his daughter fills in for Sean Spicer when he's in the bushes.
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# ¿ May 18, 2017 23:20 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2017 20:49 |
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I just assumed it was a Palantir and they were communicating with Sauron. That's NOT what's happening there?
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# ¿ May 22, 2017 10:05 |
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Pretty smart of that person to post a picture with all their information visible.
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# ¿ May 24, 2017 05:15 |
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om nom nom posted:I mean there's the doctor's name and the phone number of whatever pharmacy, but it doesn't look like there's too much personal info there. Address at the top.
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# ¿ May 24, 2017 06:28 |
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Anyway
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# ¿ May 24, 2017 07:27 |
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# ¿ May 29, 2017 11:13 |
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"The cab driver was also shot to death in the crossfire." Doesn't there actually need to be CROSSfire for this to happen? All the shooting was happening in one direction - at the passed out guy. Lemme rewrite this line; "The cab driver was also shot to death to eliminate any witnesses."
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# ¿ May 31, 2017 18:07 |
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RCarr posted:I'm embarrassed for you Jamesman... Who can figure out the true meaning of my post? Enjoy!
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# ¿ May 31, 2017 21:00 |
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# ¿ May 31, 2017 21:14 |
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im pooping! posted:for the record, it wasnt impossible to complete. some sperglord figured out the fuel only depleted while flying, so if you drove the plane around super slowly you would never run out of gas. thats how i got 100% the first time through I believe in the original release of the game, fuel never stopped depleting, which is what spog was referring to. I don't believe it was impossible then though, just required you to be flawless in doing the mission.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 16:23 |
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This is less funny and more depressing with a touch of savage, but still. Weather Channel website had an interesting update.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 21:21 |
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New Yakuza game looking amazing as always.
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2017 18:01 |
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One day I, too, hope to create an IP so ridiculously successful, I will give ZERO fucks when people make unlicensed garbage with it.
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2017 20:17 |
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It wasn't so much the farts that I wanted to highlight, but the fact that someone used assets from Minecraft to sell an unlicensed Minecraft book about farts. Like, imagine if someone took screenshots from a Mario game and "illustrated" brown clouds behind Mario and sold it as a book about Mario having rancid spaghetti farts. Nintendo would stop that poo poo dead in its tracks.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2017 17:02 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:hmm, yes Disney also lets those Spider-Man & Elsa youtube videos go unchallenged, not to mention those really crappy cartoons that... holy poo poo they're all about farting too. I guess farts are just a blind spot when protecting an IP. Mario's Spaghetti Farts is a go! I'm gonna be rich!
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2017 18:09 |
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zoux posted:
Republicanstopeoplewithpre-existingconditions.jpg
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 18:27 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 08:36 |
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Me avoiding my responsibilities.
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2017 17:16 |