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rumble in the bunghole posted:Don't gently caress With Cuck, it will not go anywhere nice This suggests to me that as with many things, the fantasy is better as a fantasy than as a reality. Though for some people it does seem like the fantasy is a better reality than their old reality was, but I certainly haven't met anyone like that while playing video games and commenting on memes....
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2017 09:27 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 06:09 |
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Tomas Kalnoky is the first and last name in ska. Also, BtMI!
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# ¿ May 21, 2017 23:16 |
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I googled LaTex and found a nice, concise description of it next to a picture of Bianca Beauchamp. If you're going to brand a doc prep system, that's how you do.
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# ¿ May 22, 2017 23:06 |
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Memento posted:I did the same and I love the way Google is this all-knowing machine, providing autocomplete options for you until the second it knows you're looking for a porn star or fetish model. All of a sudden it gets a severe case of the dumbs. There was a time about a decade ago where if you GIS a common American female name, you would, without exception, find porn on the first page. What's changed, and why isn't America great again?
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# ¿ May 22, 2017 23:52 |
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Tiggum posted:Try Bing. There is no excuse for me not trying it more.
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# ¿ May 23, 2017 04:14 |
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Say Nothing posted:It only exists because google filters porn out of it's search results. For an internet search engine, that's about as legitimate a reason as it gets. You can't Ask Jeeves to bring you porn without being weird.
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# ¿ May 23, 2017 05:01 |
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UZR IS BULLSHIT posted:I've never really thought about this before but it's sort of remarkable that the horseless carriage and the flying machine were basically invented at the same time The internal combustion engine was quite the thing.
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# ¿ May 25, 2017 06:47 |
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Amy Schumer got people killed. Can any other comic claim that fame?
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# ¿ May 30, 2017 04:11 |
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Dale-Taco posted:Wait. What? When Amy Schumer commanded a swift boat squad, she made decisions that got soldiers killed and then lied about it. RagnarokAngel posted:Aside from the fact that I would not be surprised if multiple comedians have accomplished that, man don't be coy and just say it dog. It wasn't a rhetorical question. Who else has gotten people killed through comedy? Spanish Manlove posted:Andy Dick by way of Phil Hartman's wife Thanks, fam.
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# ¿ May 30, 2017 05:23 |
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To Kill a Mockingbird, beautiful and inspired as it is, is still a fictional story. But thankfully, history comes to the rescue (and by the rescue, I mean 'provides evidence of the failure of mob rule'):
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 14:07 |
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Yes, I would like to know more.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 02:50 |
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Wait a minute.... Spit taking, and I don't even loss.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 20:59 |
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Games improve when they let you smoke reefer. See Rimworld Alpha 15.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 00:08 |
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Stale Saltines posted:I lost a colonist because she was so deep in the reefer madness she ran into a burning room that had smokeleaf in it. We don't have to pity her. Pity the colonists still eating raw insect meat while their spouses have an affair with the pretty newcomer.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 03:09 |
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Dreddout posted:The most surprising thing about this whole debacle was the fact that Runescape still exists somehow So does this place, too. hosed up if you think about it.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 12:50 |
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Will the Simpsons shitpost remain funny longer than it took the actual Simpsons to decline? My bet is yes.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 14:33 |
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Probably their best seller. Very few people want to smoke out of a metal and ceramic bong these days. Find a nice glass titty bong with a natural perc and all glass-on-glass joints, now you're upmarket tacky.
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2017 09:22 |
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You didn't lol at this one?
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 03:26 |
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Thump! posted:Yeah banging French hookers is such a sacrifice Some of them were old and all of them were hairy. Which is not a bad thing, except they didn't bathe, either. edit: Plus, the clap.
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 23:44 |
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Involuntary Mans-laughter, your Honor.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2017 02:01 |
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It's possible a book of Mormon would have worked.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2017 12:36 |
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It might only work when it's next to human flesh. Like the Necronomicon.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2017 13:18 |
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Precisely.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2017 14:23 |
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Fun fact about Babe: it's made by the same guy who did Mad Max.
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 04:02 |
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Pershing posted:For the intercession of St. Albert the Great may we all be thankful. Disappointed that he isn't the patron saint of pulleys, but I'll get over it.
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 19:09 |
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The chain is very hard to cut, Auntie.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2017 04:37 |
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Like I'm going to fall for that twice, daddy.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2017 23:16 |
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Dreddout posted:Just imagine being a person from the year 1900 and being told that this is considered the dominate artform of the 21st century If they saw our porn, then they'll see there will never be anything new under the sun.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 21:29 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:They'd probably find all the pulling out really weird. Spraying semen everywhere like we don't know how loving works. People resorting to buggery when there's is a perfectly good vagina right there. And all the shaving would indicate we all have terrible pubic lice infestations. Ask your grandparents today and they'll tell you about all the anal, cumshots, and crabs they're getting at the old folks home. Or I can just tell you about it.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 22:01 |
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That's nothing. I am responsible for most of the porn on the Internet. Whip it out on me.
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2017 14:36 |
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"How high is too high?" was also my science fair experiment's question.
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2017 09:18 |
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davidspackage posted:Holy poo poo. First Loss edit to make me laugh in a looong time. Just when you think humans can't ever make another original laugh.
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2017 08:09 |
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In your hands?? You're not using the dildo right.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2017 00:46 |
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It's a loss edit, isn't it?
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2017 00:26 |
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donquixotic posted:Why a 360 why not a 180 or . And all I'm imagining is her getting railed in that position 360 roundhouse kick. What, could your mother beat your rear end with a karate chop?
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2017 23:17 |
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My mother invented waterboarding, but she would use liquid axe body spray and disappointment instead of water.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2017 23:49 |
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Huh. Never realized how much Goatse man's genitles could look like a downward duck. A dick duck, if you please..
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2017 04:54 |
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Screaming Idiot posted:This is extremely offensive. Using corn as a sex toy? Southerners have more pride than that. Why do you think they have so many dogs and such on the farm? They're a proud, practical people, if not morally adept. It's more likely that scene takes place in the Midwest, where most of the corn in the US are grown. They pick cotton in the south, not corn. Maybe you've heard about that history?
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2017 19:19 |
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There was a "Diss on your fly girl" youtube meme that actually had a good synthwave-ish song that wasn't blasted up to poo poo-quality volume with ugly-gently caress visual distortions. Anyone have any idea which one I'm talking about?
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2017 07:29 |
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:Was it this None of those were exactly what I was looking for, but they were all great! Thumbs up. I don't know how to be more descriptive, so I'm satisfied.
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