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Caufman
May 7, 2007

rumble in the bunghole posted:

Don't gently caress With Cuck, it will not go anywhere nice

there's like a loving Genre of reddit relationship failures where they try cuckolding and it turns out having sex with some dude and talking about how they're better than the other partner does not lead to healthy relationships often.

This suggests to me that as with many things, the fantasy is better as a fantasy than as a reality. Though for some people it does seem like the fantasy is a better reality than their old reality was, but I certainly haven't met anyone like that while playing video games and commenting on memes....

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Caufman
May 7, 2007
Tomas Kalnoky is the first and last name in ska.

Also, BtMI!

Caufman
May 7, 2007
I googled LaTex and found a nice, concise description of it next to a picture of Bianca Beauchamp.

If you're going to brand a doc prep system, that's how you do.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Memento posted:

I did the same and I love the way Google is this all-knowing machine, providing autocomplete options for you until the second it knows you're looking for a porn star or fetish model. All of a sudden it gets a severe case of the dumbs.

There was a time about a decade ago where if you GIS a common American female name, you would, without exception, find porn on the first page.

What's changed, and why isn't America great again?

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Tiggum posted:

Try Bing.

There is no excuse for me not trying it more.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Say Nothing posted:

It only exists because google filters porn out of it's search results.

For an internet search engine, that's about as legitimate a reason as it gets.

You can't Ask Jeeves to bring you porn without being weird.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

UZR IS BULLSHIT posted:

I've never really thought about this before but it's sort of remarkable that the horseless carriage and the flying machine were basically invented at the same time

The internal combustion engine was quite the thing.

Caufman
May 7, 2007
Amy Schumer got people killed. Can any other comic claim that fame?

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Dale-Taco posted:

Wait. What?

When Amy Schumer commanded a swift boat squad, she made decisions that got soldiers killed and then lied about it.

RagnarokAngel posted:

Aside from the fact that I would not be surprised if multiple comedians have accomplished that, man don't be coy and just say it dog.

It wasn't a rhetorical question. Who else has gotten people killed through comedy?

Spanish Manlove posted:

Andy Dick by way of Phil Hartman's wife

Thanks, fam.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

To Kill a Mockingbird, beautiful and inspired as it is, is still a fictional story.

But thankfully, history comes to the rescue (and by the rescue, I mean 'provides evidence of the failure of mob rule'):

Caufman
May 7, 2007
Yes, I would like to know more.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Comptroll The Forums posted:

Wait a minute....


Zoom and enhance!



Spit taking, and I don't even loss.

Caufman
May 7, 2007
Games improve when they let you smoke reefer.

See Rimworld Alpha 15.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Stale Saltines posted:

I lost a colonist because she was so deep in the reefer madness she ran into a burning room that had smokeleaf in it.

We don't have to pity her. Pity the colonists still eating raw insect meat while their spouses have an affair with the pretty newcomer.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Dreddout posted:

The most surprising thing about this whole debacle was the fact that Runescape still exists somehow

So does this place, too.

hosed up if you think about it.

Caufman
May 7, 2007



Will the Simpsons shitpost remain funny longer than it took the actual Simpsons to decline? My bet is yes.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Probably their best seller.

Very few people want to smoke out of a metal and ceramic bong these days.

Find a nice glass titty bong with a natural perc and all glass-on-glass joints, now you're upmarket tacky.

Caufman
May 7, 2007
You didn't lol at this one?

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Thump! posted:

Yeah banging French hookers is such a sacrifice

Some of them were old and all of them were hairy.

Which is not a bad thing, except they didn't bathe, either.

edit: Plus, the clap.

Caufman
May 7, 2007


Involuntary Mans-laughter, your Honor.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

It's possible a book of Mormon would have worked.

Caufman
May 7, 2007
It might only work when it's next to human flesh. Like the Necronomicon.

Caufman
May 7, 2007
Precisely.

Caufman
May 7, 2007
Fun fact about Babe: it's made by the same guy who did Mad Max.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Pershing posted:

For the intercession of St. Albert the Great may we all be thankful.

Disappointed that he isn't the patron saint of pulleys, but I'll get over it.

Caufman
May 7, 2007
The chain is very hard to cut, Auntie.

Caufman
May 7, 2007
Like I'm going to fall for that twice, daddy. :rolleyes:

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Dreddout posted:

Just imagine being a person from the year 1900 and being told that this is considered the dominate artform of the 21st century

If they saw our porn, then they'll see there will never be anything new under the sun.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Facebook Aunt posted:

They'd probably find all the pulling out really weird. Spraying semen everywhere like we don't know how loving works. People resorting to buggery when there's is a perfectly good vagina right there. And all the shaving would indicate we all have terrible pubic lice infestations.

Ask your grandparents today and they'll tell you about all the anal, cumshots, and crabs they're getting at the old folks home.

Or I can just tell you about it.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

That's nothing. I am responsible for most of the porn on the Internet. Whip it out on me.

Caufman
May 7, 2007
"How high is too high?" was also my science fair experiment's question.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

davidspackage posted:

Holy poo poo. First Loss edit to make me laugh in a looong time.

Just when you think humans can't ever make another original laugh.

Caufman
May 7, 2007
In your hands??

You're not using the dildo right.

Caufman
May 7, 2007
It's a loss edit, isn't it?

Caufman
May 7, 2007

donquixotic posted:

Why a 360 why not a 180 or :thejoke:. And all I'm imagining is her getting railed in that position

360 roundhouse kick.

What, could your mother beat your rear end with a karate chop?

Caufman
May 7, 2007
My mother invented waterboarding, but she would use liquid axe body spray and disappointment instead of water.

Caufman
May 7, 2007
Huh. Never realized how much Goatse man's genitles could look like a downward duck.

A dick duck, if you please..

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Screaming Idiot posted:

This is extremely offensive. Using corn as a sex toy? Southerners have more pride than that. Why do you think they have so many dogs and such on the farm? They're a proud, practical people, if not morally adept.

It's more likely that scene takes place in the Midwest, where most of the corn in the US are grown.

They pick cotton in the south, not corn. Maybe you've heard about that history?

Caufman
May 7, 2007
There was a "Diss on your fly girl" youtube meme that actually had a good synthwave-ish song that wasn't blasted up to poo poo-quality volume with ugly-gently caress visual distortions. Anyone have any idea which one I'm talking about?

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Caufman
May 7, 2007

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

Was it this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faGgsRy3wQA

or the Persona one, or Shooting Stars, or Resonance by HOME


None of those were exactly what I was looking for, but they were all great! Thumbs up.

I don't know how to be more descriptive, so I'm satisfied.

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