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the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

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I love how the loss edits have transcended mere memedom and are an altogether new artform of their own.

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the_steve
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:psyduck:
This picture was taken like 20 minutes from my house, hell, I work at the haunted house attraction in that town.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I actually just redrafted the PYF rules to explicitly say "don't be a creep." I didn't want to need to add "by this I mean don't tell us who or what you'd beat off to" because I feel like it makes a bad first impression of the subforum, but I am absolutely considering it

Maybe 5 new rules? They're all the same: "Nobody cares who you would or would not have sex with.", but each one is in progressively larger text.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

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the_steve
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the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

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So was he too racist, or not racist enough?

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

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Evil beware,
the Titillating Prolapse is here.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

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the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

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Karate Bastard posted:

How come there so many light sabers anyway? Everyone's like light saber this, light saber that. How come there's no dark sabers? Yeah.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Darksaber

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

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mind the walrus posted:

Wouldn't the total lack of money be a tip off?

Reminds me of an old (mid-early 2000's) Batman comic I read.
He wakes up after a pretty rough fall, and has amnesia. He knows he's Batman, since he's wearing the costume and all, but, he doesn't remember his secret identity or where he left the Batmobile, or anything like that, so, he just kinda wanders around Gotham trying jog his memory.

The comic ends with the real Batman showing up and saving him from some gang members who were about to kill him, and explaining that he was just a guy who was roleplaying with his wife and fell out the window.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

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Nov 9, 2005

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Had an idea for a meme, but, I lack the software to make animated gifs, so I'm hoping someone here can indulge me.

Expectation vs Reality
How people think they'd react in a mass shooting situation: *scene of Ralphie from A Christmas Story daydreaming about scaring off burglars with his BB gun*
What would actually happen: *Scene near the end of the movie where he shoots his eye out*

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

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Nov 9, 2005

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soylon posted:

I imagine there is. There probably are also college courses that look into it. Probably not just about The Simpsons but I wouldn't be surprised if it's discussed a lot in media or sociology classes.

I remember years ago, walking through a bookstore and seeing all of these "psychology" books.

The Psychology of The Legend of Zelda
The Psychology of Final Fantasy
The Psychology of Harry Potter
and so on and so on.

I'm sure if I look now, I can find The Psychology of Rick and Morty/Game of Thrones/Whatever is popular now.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

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RFC2324 posted:

considering everything about his show was great that isn't saying anything

Seriously.

When he died, one of the goons in the announcement thread said something to the tune of
"People waiting on the second coming of Christ must not have been paying attention, because it already happened, and his name was Fred Rogers."

I probably mangled the quote, but, you get the point.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

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Ralepozozaxe posted:

No meat touching ma'am.


I am so glad other people remember this show besides me.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

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the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

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The only people who get angry at someone saying Merry Christmas to them are the moldy strawmen that Fox News pull out of storage every year to convince people that liberals want to abort baby Jesus.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

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It's like a meme turducken.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

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I was already having a pretty good day today, but this might be the pinnacle of it right here.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

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Allow me to reply to this in meme form:

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Nov 9, 2005

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Nov 9, 2005

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I'm trying to find a certain Simpson's meme.



It was that format, but instead of it being about the Scots, it was different vampire clans from World of Darkness. Does anyone have that one handy?

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-QtsAf9xyU

Steamed Hams, but it's Ace Attorney.

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Nov 9, 2005

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Spanish Manlove posted:

Considering I named my son that you will expect a few twelve years from now.

Well my daddy left home when I was three
And he didn't leave much to Ma and me
Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze
Now, I don't blame him 'cause he run and hid
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me "Memelord"
Well, he must o' thought that is quite a joke
And it got a lot of laughs from a' lots of folk
It seems I had to fight my whole life through
Some gal would giggle and I'd get red
And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head
I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named "Memelord"
Well, I grew up quick and I grew up mean
My fist got hard and my wits got keen
Roam from town to town to hide my shame
But I made me a vow to the moon and stars
I'd search the honky-tonks and bars
And kill that man who gave me that awful name
Well, it was Gatlinburg in mid-July
And I just hit town and my throat was dry
I thought I'd stop and have myself a brew
At an old saloon on a street of mud
There at a table, dealing stud
Sat the dirty, mangy dog that named me "Memelord"
Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad
From a worn-out picture that my mother'd had
And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye
He was big and bent and gray and old
And I looked at him and my blood ran cold
And I said: "My name is 'Memelord!' How do you do!?
Now you gonna die!"
Yeah that's what I told 'em
Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes
And he went down, but to my surprise
He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear
But I busted a chair right across his teeth
And we crashed through the wall and into the street
Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer
I tell ya, I've fought tougher men
But I really can't remember when
He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile
I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss
He went for his gun and I pulled mine first
He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile
And he said, "Son, this world is rough
And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough
And I know I wouldn't be there to help ya along
So I give ya that name and I said goodbye
I knew you'd have to get tough or die
And it's the name that helped to make you strong"
Yeah he said, "Now you just fought one hell of a fight
And I know you hate me, and you got the right
To kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do
But ya ought to thank me, before I die
For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye
'Cause I'm the son-of-a-bitch that named you "Memelord"
Yeah what could I do, what could I do
I got all choked up and I threw down my gun
Called him my Pa, and he called me his son
And I come away with a different point of view
And I think about him, now and then
Every time I try and every time I win
And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him
Bill or George! Anything but Memelord! I still hate that name! Yeah

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Nov 9, 2005

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Decrepus posted:

How could any marketing firm attempt this after what happened with the Noid.

e: when I asked someone if they knew what "The Noid" was, they said "yeah he's like the small caesar"

All I remember about the Noid was that there was an NES game.

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Nov 9, 2005

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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Did it finally blow out while tweeting on the crapper?

Nah, he just keeps saying racist poo poo and people keep acting surprised.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

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:negative:
This one hurts on a personal level.

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Nov 9, 2005

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Memento posted:

The latest challenge for the kids has arrived

https://twitter.com/luulubuu/status/953683842136793088

The problem is that it's not obvious enough that it's a harmful substance that will cause horrific burns.
We need a little bit of a zoomout so there's no mistaking it for a ball of molten metal, that way we can laugh and laugh when someone tries to vape it up their rear end in a top hat anyways.

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Nov 9, 2005

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Sagebrush posted:

I'm fairly sure that's molten glass, not metal

See? Thank you for proving my point.

For content:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uec_V_IajyU
Steamed Hams, but it's Hotline Miami.

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Nov 9, 2005

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RagnarokAngel posted:

This changes the entire meta.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1XQduS6IfA

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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

I tried to find out what the Warhammer heresy thing was about but the wiki article was longer than the works of Stephen King and Terry Pratchett combined.

I know very little of the setting, but, I'm pretty sure the main idea is that "Everything is heresy, and the punishment for heresy is violent edgelord death with a sword made out of chainsaws."

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

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What a Duketastrophe!

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Nov 9, 2005

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GoGoGadgetChris posted:

anime is trash

Anime is generally fine, it's the people who take it way too seriously that are trash.

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Nov 9, 2005

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This is a stupid and inconsequential story, but I felt the need to share it. I'll find some memes to put at the end so it isn't a total shitpost.
Anyways, a friend of mine is getting married tomorrow. I offered to make some cannolis, since they were asking if anyone would be willing to bring stuff.
Today was not my day for baking. The filling came out too thin, the shells wouldn't cook right (assuming they didn't simply blow up off the mold), it just was not going well, and I decided to write it off.
But, I don't want to go empty handed, so instead, I swung by the store, picked up a box of eclairs, and put them in the cake pan I was going to put the cannolis in.

TLDR: I have purchased fast food, and I am disguising it as my own cooking.




the_steve has a new favorite as of 05:43 on Jun 30, 2018

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

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Wasn't that from when they were rolling out Stuffed Crust pizza?
I remember the ad campaign from when I was a kid, it was anarchy in the streets because people were eating pizza backwards.

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Nov 9, 2005

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Screaming Idiot posted:

Pizza crust is good. It's a good palette cleanser from the rest of the pizza and works as a hand to keep your hand relatively clean. Some folks like their crust filled witu cheese or covered in garlic butter, and those things are all good too, but I prefer a humble, slightly chewy, maybe crunchy crust.

All pizza is good, my dudes.

Stuffed crust is my overall favorite, but, I also enjoy plain crust if it's seasoned well, or if I have marinara and/or garlic butter to drown it in.

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