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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
What's the most Bernie bro lunch meat

What's the most authoritarian

What lunch meats are secret liberals

Etc

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Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

Buffalo chicken has a nice flavor, not too heavy, but overall you shouldn't eat much deli meat. Roast beef is especially delicious, a tender red center marks for a real treat. I'm not an authority though, so please don't quote me on this.

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
I like honey roasted turkey and hard salami

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

pastrami or liverwurst

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
Bernie is a lunchables

KIND OF A KIM DEAL
Oct 28, 2016

by zen death robot
Bernie Sanders is probably NYC style corned beef.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
saucisson is extremely good

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
Hummus with sriracha and sprouts on a pita

Fried tofu with pickled red onion on an everything bagel

bbq seitan sub with cole slaw

gently caress me I'm hungry now damb u

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Which politician is like oscar meyer bologna?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

crazy cloud posted:

Hummus with sriracha and sprouts on a pita

Fried tofu with pickled red onion on an everything bagel

bbq seitan sub with cole slaw

gently caress me I'm hungry now damb u

these aren't meats smh

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
(((Italian cold cut trio)))

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Jose posted:

these aren't meats smh

grilled longpork w dijon mustard

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
anything is a meat if ur game

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
if ur game, it is u that is the meat :stonk:

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

crazy cloud posted:

if ur game, it is u that is the meat :stonk:

trumsp america ftw

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

bump_fn posted:

trumsp america ftw

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
turkey pastrami is often the cheapest

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

bernie sanders is lox

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Fullhouse posted:

bernie sanders is lox

no loving way is Bernie lox, corned beef all the way

fish is a lib protein, therefore lox is for the limousine liberal

corned beef is down to earth: Bernie

and of course ham is authoritarian

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
Doctors sausage is the most prole of meats

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Smoked turkey is the best lunch meat.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

bump_fn posted:

What's the most Bernie bro lunch meat
pastrami

quote:

What's the most authoritarian
black forest ham

quote:

What lunch meats are secret liberals

roast beef

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



bernie is bacon
trump is baloney left out in the sun
clinton is a dry-aged iberico ham insisting that it's literally the same thing as bacon and you're sexist if you think otherwise

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

crazy cloud posted:

Hummus with sriracha and sprouts on a pita

Fried tofu with pickled red onion on an everything bagel

bbq seitan sub with cole slaw

gently caress me I'm hungry now damb u

pass the drat gabagool

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

literally all luncheon meats are secretly injected with poison by the globalists, enjoy your cancer.

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
roast beef is the king of all lunchmeats (smoked salmon is the pope of non-land-animal proteins)

but most sandwich meats at the grocery are overpriced oversalted oversugared garbage and you should make your own

my grocery store usually has double packs of pork tenderloins at $2.99 a pound which is a hell of a deal especially when you can control the salt (and skip the godawful corn syrup they cram into every processed food item whether it belongs in it or not), just brine those things in a bag, roast chill & slice, then freeze in little baggies unless you're planning on eating a lot of sandwiches in the next few days

even better in a smoker of course, also do a few chicken breasts in there if you set it up!

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Excelzior posted:

literally all luncheon meats are secretly injected with poison by the globalists, enjoy your cancer.

thanks obama

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
omg, seconding smoked salmon

just drat

nothing beats smoked salmon slices as the best sandwich meat

AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009
Boar's Head or GTFO.

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

rudatron posted:

omg, seconding smoked salmon

just drat

nothing beats smoked salmon slices as the best sandwich meat

AceRimmer posted:

Boar's Head or GTFO.

:perfect:
:911:
:patriot:

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
also hot smoked salmon >>>>> lox

Corny
Feb 18, 2006

i am scared

Bip Roberts posted:

also hot smoked salmon >>>>> lox

gently caress off you are insanely wrong

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Corny posted:

gently caress off you are insanely wrong

I mean lox are great but it's basically a straight downgrade from hot cured fish.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
Trump is a baloney sandwich pumped full of cheap mustard

also idk but i think roast beef can be leftist...

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Mariana Horchata posted:

Trump is a baloney sandwich pumped full of cheap mustard

also idk but i think roast beef can be leftist...

yes, you are correct, but i believe corned beef, sauerkraut, and toasted rye is leftist, while, lox, salad, and biscuit along with over easy eggs, is limousine liberal, meanwhile, a straightforward boar's head ham sandwich is authoritarian

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

beef is the most neoliberal meat, it's destroying our environment in a dozen ways while receiving tons of government subsidies to do so

the most woke protein is an aristocrat's show pony, marinated in spices for several days before slow-roasting

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

yes, you are correct, but i believe corned beef, sauerkraut, and toasted rye is leftist, while, lox, salad, and biscuit along with over easy eggs, is limousine liberal, meanwhile, a straightforward boar's head ham sandwich is authoritarian

yeah, in fact id suggest that a reuben sandwich is in fact, a socialist sandwich - perhaps with some undertones of zionism. the cuban sandwich, similiar - but instead would in the direction of latin american style leninism (or socialist if w/ salami yuck)


also w/r/t boars head ham




P.P.S Hillary Clinton is a $10 artisanal grilled cheese sandwich served out of a food truck with an expired inspection sticker

sexpot
Nov 12, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

crazy cloud posted:

Hummus with sriracha and sprouts on a pita

Fried tofu with pickled red onion on an everything bagel

bbq seitan sub with cole slaw

gently caress you sideways bitchman

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
additionally, capicola is obviously italian fascism - and from this the alternate gabagool is american east coast alt-right...think about it :)



ah the first time i took the bus back from nyc i split something that looked like that after out all nite and it put me the fk down like i just smoked a ball of opium


sexpot posted:

gently caress you sideways bitchman

Have some respect for your madame president crazy cloud...continue ur insolence and u will declared an enemy of the state and sentenced to D&D and/or death by stoning

Mariana Horchata has issued a correction as of 17:35 on Mar 12, 2017

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