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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Hello all, tonight is the night where we continue the tradition of loving with the time! Tonight is the day to change your clocks! So make sure to set your clocks back an hour so you can be 2 hours late to church or work on Sunday morning!

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I actually never bothered to change my Felix the cat clock in the fall so maybe it'll actually be accurate now :shrug:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
thanks a lot obama!

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Mozi posted:

thanks a lot obama!

gently caress you I won't do what you tell me

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good
i've gotta go to work at, now, 5 am. thanks I guess you farming fuckers.

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
Good, I can die 1 hour earlier now

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


I DO NOT WANT TO

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

jeff smisek posted:

I DO NOT WANT TO

...but enough about my dick :smug:

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


Psycho Society posted:

Good, I can die 1 hour earlier now

yeah and this

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


Iron Prince posted:

...but enough about my dick :smug:

You would like your dick to....SPRING FORWARD???

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor
gently caress YOU I DO WHAT I WANT

* sets clock FORWARD an hour *

* always early for everything *

* gets promoted for punctuality *

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
Is there anybody out there who just can't wait to start saving daylight? Everybody hates it. Why do we continue to do this?

macdonal hamborkles
Mar 29, 2010

Twerk it good!
Yeah go and set your clock an hour forward or behaond and see where it gets ya, you aint gonna get there any quicker or slower let me tell ya!

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
not everyone lives in your country idiot

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Time to celebrate biannual cryptography day everyone! :peanut:

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer
I'm going to set it 59 minutes ahead! Take that society!

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Lunixnerd posted:

gently caress YOU I DO WHAT I WANT

* sets clock FORWARD an hour *

* always early for everything *

* gets promoted for punctuality *

lmbo if you actually set your clock forward tonight

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Who has clocks? My phone and computer and tablet all adjust automatically

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Coral Reefer posted:

I'm going to set it 59 minutes ahead! Take that society!

I am so angry

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

macdonal hamborkles posted:

Yeah go and set your clock an hour forward or behaond and see where it gets ya, you aint gonna get there any quicker or slower let me tell ya!

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

jeff smisek posted:

You would like your dick to....SPRING FORWARD???

you'd probably need some kind of advanced graphing calculator to understand how my dick springs

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Kuato posted:

I actually never bothered to change my Felix the cat clock in the fall so maybe it'll actually be accurate now :shrug:

I did that with my first car because it was a pain in the rear end to change, whenever it went back to being the right time it was such a relief

Howdges
Dec 29, 2012

AKA Pseudonym posted:

Is there anybody out there who just can't wait to start saving daylight? Everybody hates it. Why do we continue to do this?

as a delivery driver I'm glad to get an extra hour of light to drive in. it's very nice and I can't wait

Tomato Burger
Jun 18, 2007
The secret is granola.
Also don't forget to rotate your smoke alarm batteries.

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
I prefer it when it starts to get dark earlier because I love the nightlife. I got to boogie.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Tomato Burger posted:

Also don't forget to rotate your smoke alarm batteries.

Thanks Lisa Simpson

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
my phone changes itself op but thank you for your concern

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
The shitheads on the radio still tell me to adjust my cock but my pc & phone do it automatically. My last alarm cock was violently smashed for failing me.
I should take up building cuckoo clocks.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
If you use your phone or PC do it anyway, sometimes your phone/PC will forget to update the time and it's good to be sure.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I thought it was two hours?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

VendaGoat posted:

I thought it was two hours?

Only if you're in mountain time

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Oh gently caress it, I'm setting my clocks back three hours.

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
I don't even know how to read a digital clock.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
i struggle with keeping track of the time of time and the day of the week.

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
i live in arizona gently caress you i'm not adjusting a god drat thing

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
this thread has set my dick back half a boner

Flared Basic Bitch
Feb 22, 2005

Invading your personal space since 1968.
Also remember to bitch like a child over an hour of lost sleep even if you're a grown-rear end adult.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
dont wanna be late for my shift down at the dick sucking factory!!

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I can't wait to retire and never have to see a clock again! gently caress these horrible standards applied to my life by the man!

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

King of Bees posted:

I can't wait to retire and never have to see a clock again! gently caress these horrible standards applied to my life by the man!

dont you live in america like me?

lol "retire"

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