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ChorpSaway
Oct 9, 2012




[Thanks to my good friend AbstractCactus for the banner image!]

"Video games, contrary to the all the bad the press they might have been given, are nothing but love. What must remain in mind is the message going on between the developers and the player: video games are love."
-Yoshirou Kimura, Director


Chulip is an adventure/simulation game for the Playstation 2 that was released in 2002 and, after a very rough localization process, saw an American release in 2006. Sorry Europe. It was also released for US PS3 in 2012 as a “PS2 Classics” title, despite dismal initial sales. The idea for Chulip came from two experiences that the director, Yoshirou Kimura, had. The first was that, during a visit to Europe, Kimura saw many couples kissing in public, which was a sight not often seen in Japan, where public displays of affection are generally discouraged and in some cases frowned upon. The other was during a party Kimura was hosting, where his drunken friends began shouting “kiss me” (“chu-shite” in Japanese) before talking about video games.

The game stars Poor Boy, who just moved with his father to a quaint Japanese town, Long Life Town. During the move, Poor Boy had a dream about meeting and kissing a beautiful girl. When he goes to meet his new neighbors, he discovers that this girl is real, and lives in his new town! Unfortunately, he has no experience with love, and can’t express his feelings to her properly. Desperate to win her love, Poor Boy soon embarks on a journey to understand love and happiness. With a little help from the people he meets, Poor Boy is going to find the words he needs to make her understand, no matter what it takes!

Chulip is extremely obtuse, and a lot of the hints are either randomly given to you under specific circumstances or need to be parsed out via trial-and-error. The manual for the game even has a walkthrough and hint guide in it to help lost players along. The director has said that the game is about exploring rural areas of Japan and the lives people lead there, so it encourages exploration and examination in order to understand the world. I think that, while there isn’t always enough in the game to move you forward in the story, there is a lot of charm to be found in Chulip if you take the time to explore. The game has stuff to say on subjects like suburban life, Japanese society, and business culture, and each of the characters was built to be unique, with their own little quirks that make the game feel special. It’s a flawed experience, but it’s a charming experience for sure.





"If I could cure one person's woes by kissing them, I'd kiss my neighbors. We know less and less about our neighbors, especially in big cities. I think we are afraid of them and don't want to be bothered, but that is not good. Kiss your neighbors. Better love than hate."
-Yoshirou Kimura, Director


I’m ChorpSaway and I’m the Poor Boy who will be searching for love. Acting as my questionable Cupids I have TheJayOfSpade, FutureFriend, Hobotron and Taoc as rotating guests. Together, we’ll kiss all the residents of Long Life Town and the surrounding areas and have a good time looking into this quirky little game. I’ve tried to be pretty snappy with my playing and editing so we’ll probably be a bit more focused than usual but I’m sure we’ll still be able to find plenty of time for jokes as well.

I will be showing off as much of the game as I can, including kissing all of the residents and as much of the hidden signposting as I can. I’ll also be getting translations for the portions of the game that were left in Japanese, and going over the substantial bonus content.





"Making games is, for me, like writing poems. I want to write my poem for everyone on this planet - not just for the Japanese, but for all people in the world."
-Yoshirou Kimura, Director






















ChorpSaway fucked around with this message at 17:01 on Sep 3, 2017

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ChorpSaway
Oct 9, 2012





"What I like the best to get ideas is, around my place, there's an old guy who's always drunk and always chatting about everything. I like to hang out with him, and maybe get new ideas from him."
-Yoshirou Kimura, Director



Poor Boy
The 12 year-old who just moved to Long Life Town with his dad. He met the girl of his dreams, literally, and is on a quest to properly show her his love.


Girl
The 14 year-old girl of Poor Boy’s dreams. The daughter of Goro and Julie, she ran away from home into an empty lot in Poor Boy’s neighborhood. She loves stargazing.


Poor Boy’s Dad
Poor Boy’s loving father. He always seems to be reading the newspaper. He’s so worried about his son’s reputation in Long Life Town that he can’t sleep.


Michelle
Long Life Town’s resident street sweeper, literally. Although she looks old, she’s only 29. Michelle seems to have some odd habits, particularly when speaking to others.


Turtle Boy
A turtle living in Leo's home. He loves to figure draw, but can't seem to find a subject.


Dr. Dandy
Long Life Town’s resident doctor. His hospital is right next door to Poor Boy’s house, which is convenient. Dr. Dandy seems to have some trouble sleeping as of late.


Batayan
A poor busker, living in a trailer home. He loves music, but it has yet to make him any money. Batayan hopes to find a job soon.


Mr. Cheapot
The owner of the local antique shop. He owns a dog named Rocky, though he seems rather ornery. Cheapot enjoys waxing nostalgic after hours.


Goro
Girl’s father and a sweet potato salesman. He’s a film and sweet potato enthusiast, treating them both as the highest art. Goro spends most of his day drinking at home.


Julie
Girl’s mother and the owner of a yakitori stand. She is the sole breadwinner of the family, and a wine connoisseur. Julie is unhappy with her husband and his laziness.


Mrs. Plum
The owner of Long Life Town’s sweets shop. She seems very kind. Plum’s most prominent feature is her dentures, which appear to be larger than her mouth.


Policeman
The sole member of the Long Life Town police force. His large head is intimidating, and he loves his night patrol. Policeman keeps track of all crimes in Long Life Town, waiting for the day he can arrest someone.


Conductor
The local train conductor, as his name implies. He’s always on time and takes his life’s work very seriously. Conductor loves trains, and hopes to find someone who appreciates them as much as he does.


Mr. Suzuki
A teacher at Long Life Town’s school. He lives in the sewer near Poor Boy’s house, and acts as a mentor for him. Suzuki understands the nuances of love, and enjoys writing poetry.


Lover’s Tree
Long Life Town’s legendary being. It is said that any two lovers who kiss underneath the tree will be together forever. Lover’s Tree keeps track of Poor Boy’s progress and bestows power upon him.


Onion Lady
A friend of Mr. Suzuki’s. She unpeels her outer layer when vulnerable.


Champ
A professional boxer who trains on light poles. He’s got good stamina, but a long combo can tire him out quick.


Mr. Apollo
A hermit with a rocket on his head. He wants to go to space, but he needs to practice his landing procedure.


Miss Thick Glasses
A bookworm. Even with her very large glasses, she seems rather clumsy and prone to tripping.


Mr. Music Box
A struggling musician. He hopes someone will show up to appreciate his work.


Mr. Retired Bucket
A professional trash can who has since retired. It seems like he misses his job.


Mr. Yamada
One of the teachers at Long Life Town’s school. He is frustrated that he hasn’t gotten paid lately, and continues to badger Mr. Suzuki about compensation.


Mr. Inoue
A retired teacher who now lives in the Worldly Desires Temple cemetery. He seems to have issues with the current temple monk’s wooden gong.


Monk Hoichi
The head monk of Worldly Desires Temple. He spends all day going out begging for money. He loves all people, especially those that make donations.


Bell
The daughter of Monk Hoichi and a follower of the Worldly Desires Temple. She handles temple maintenance, and is concerned about the temple bell.


Hasty Wizard
A 20,000-year-old man with a love for jogging. Perhaps if you followed him you could discover his secret to fast travel and longevity.


Mr. Frog
A frog with a water lily parasol. Whenever he hears the temple’s bell, he knows that it’s time for a short swim.


Agony Man
A distressed man in constant pain. He’s not actually scary, but his stretching is a little unsettling.


Chuck
A leather loving man living in the hospital. If only he’d stop swinging from his chain…


Yodzilla
A reasonably sized monster with a love for destruction. He enjoys stomping around the park, but gets tired if he does it too much.


Chopper
A girl who likes spinning. Maybe if you could spin as well as her, she’d open up to you.


Jamtrak 415
A train otaku. He seems to enjoy following the train schedules, and playing in the park.


Snobby Tengu
A yokai living in the cemetery. He loves to jump from gravestone to gravestone, but he has difficulty keeping balance with his large nose.


Voodoo Doll
A literal straw man, cursed to stay on this mortal plane. He vents a lot in the middle of the night, but doesn’t have too much stamina.


Eggplant Boy
A boy with an eggplant for a head. As he said, an eggplant is an eggplant. Simple, no?


Tin Signboard
A man wearing an advertisement sign on his back. He doesn't want people to notice or pay attention to him, but he's pretty bad at hiding.


Dr. Fill
A middle-aged inventor. He seems to be on the verge of a great discovery, but something's missing...


Eucalyptuski
An athletic koala who's training for the Olympics. His specialty is the backflip jump. Someone should show him appreciation for his hard work.


Pinch Poncho
A Peruvian culture enthusiast with a hot new song. He enjoys games of Red Light, Green Light.


Leo
The Long Life Town's bathhouse owner. He's rather knowledgeable about a wide variety of subjects, particularly tea brewing. He has a particular appreciation for the arts.


Mr. Saito
A retired teacher who now lives outside Funny Bone Factory. He is well-versed in many martial arts and board games. He wants to see Poor Boy climb the corporate ladder.


Ad Balloon
A girl floating near the Funny Bone Factory. She's trying to fly away from the area, but she can't get enough air. The higher-ups at the factory have decided that her stunts are equivalent to advertisement for them.


Box Man
A philosophical man who lives in a box. He would love to talk about life with someone. Maybe you can get him to open up?


Robot King
An old-school robot toy who commands other toys. He enjoys talking walks late at night.


Mecha Yodzilla
The robotic older brother to Yodzilla, though he's not much bigger. It seems he's gotten several enhancements thanks to his time at the factory, including a new roar.


Jigsaw
A kid with a puzzle piece for a head. He feels like he's missing something in life, maybe someone can help him feel whole.


Mrs. Iwata
A retired teacher who now lives in Scarecrow Field. She's a UFO enthusiast and interested in extraterrestrial life. She wants you to believe, too.


Scarecrow
The titular scarecrow of Scarecrow Field. He used to be an important figure within Funny Bone Factory, but has since retired. He'd love to know what his friends are up to.


Miss Clam
A lady living in a clam shell. She seems a little under the weather, and she has difficulty opening up. Maybe you could do something to warm her up first.


Target
A rich guy who's under fire from a Sniper. He's scared to go out, but he also really needs to use the bathroom.


Sniper
An assassin out to kill Target. He has incredible accuracy and range, so be careful around him. He won't let his guard down when he's looking down his scope.


20 Year Old Guy
A young man. It's unknown why he sits out like that all day, but maybe if you pass by him very carefully...


Man Spider
A spider with a face on its abdomen. Is that his true face, or merely a decoy to attract victims? No one's quite sure.


Swimmer Daniel
A swimmer living near the Funny Bone Factory safe. He's training for the Olympics, and his swimming and diving skills are incredible. He only loses focus when he comes up for air.


Thief Tip Toe IV
A thief that comes from a long line of thieves. It seems like his latest mark is something at Julie's Bar, but what could it be?


Alien
An extraterrestrial who crashes into Scarecrow Field. They don't speak nor understand your language, but there seems to be a connection between them and some artifacts in the area...


Zombie Mika
A lonely zombie living in the cemetery near the Worldly Desires Temple. She has an affinity for tea, though she seems to be having trouble remembering her original recipe.

ChorpSaway fucked around with this message at 16:02 on Aug 20, 2017

ChorpSaway
Oct 9, 2012



Post reserved for something else later, maybe!

Sam Faust
Feb 20, 2015



Pucker up.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011

I'm just goin' with the FLOW, baby.




Thread theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYcCcbh9_yg

Seraphic Neoman
Jul 19, 2011




more like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5BC_EdnfcM

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


I saw Jamesman's LP of this, but I can't say I remember much.

Oh, apparently that LP is almost exactly nine years old. I guess that's why.

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011



EasilyConfused posted:

I saw Jamesman's LP of this, but I can't say I remember much.

Oh, apparently that LP is almost exactly nine years old. I guess that's why.

Nine years? Wow. I remember that LP. This game sticks in the mind.

I am so on board for this one.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012








I'm so glad the silly LP flourishes are still sticking around.

Heavy Sigh
Nov 13, 2011

They've planted corn everywhere.



Soiled Meat

This is going to be magical. But isn't 12 a little too young to be trying to woo the girl of your dreams?

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead


So glad to relive this violently Japanese game again.

FractalSandwich
Apr 25, 2010


Mr. Suzuki has it right. Fuckin' uncultured poor kid doesn't even know to open his letters with a seasonal reference. Anime deserves better.

ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH

Grimey Drawer

This game is hilarious and amazing. I am so glad you have gotten to it Chorp.

Chimera-gui
Mar 20, 2014


I remember watching Jamesman's LP as well back when I first came across the Archive.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

Excuse me, I'm a gamer!!




Looking forward to this inspirational tale of a young teen becoming a rent boy in order to stalk the woman of his dreams.

ChorpSaway
Oct 9, 2012



The only thread theme I will accept is this one or this one.

Heavy Sigh posted:

This is going to be magical. But isn't 12 a little too young to be trying to woo the girl of your dreams?

He has more ambition than I did at 12, so I think Chorps should go with the flow and see where this kissing adventure takes him. He might learn something greater than he could ever imagine right now.

FractalSandwich posted:

Mr. Suzuki has it right. Fuckin' uncultured poor kid doesn't even know to open his letters with a seasonal reference. Anime deserves better.

One day Chorps will write a letter worthy of Anime.

Alternative thread title: My Love Letter to Anime

ChorpSaway fucked around with this message at 00:58 on Mar 14, 2017

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010



Soiled Meat

Hell yeah I love smoochin

The dude in the telephone pole wasn't Mr Suzuki, was it? The faces looked pretty similar.

C-Euro fucked around with this message at 18:52 on Mar 14, 2017

Chimera-gui
Mar 20, 2014


C-Euro posted:

The dude in the telephone pole wasn't Mr Suzuki, was it? The faces looked pretty similar.

Short answer: No, we'll be learning both his name and his deal soon enough.

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

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Nap Ghost

"How was your day today, son?"

"I went to a stranger's bedroom in the sewers and he gave me money to kiss people!"

"Okay, son. Sleep tight."

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta


Grimey Drawer

So now that you ranked up, will everybody stop calling you poor boy? Because you guys' reactions to the townspeople just being assholes was my favorite part of the video.

ChorpSaway
Oct 9, 2012



TwoPair posted:

So now that you ranked up, will everybody stop calling you poor boy? Because you guys' reactions to the townspeople just being assholes was my favorite part of the video.

They may not continually call us "Poor Boy" (though very few people refer to us by our rank either), but you can be sure that they'll still be assholes to us.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"


Fun Shoe

What a strange-looking game.

ChorpSaway
Oct 9, 2012



Jamesman posted:

What a strange-looking game.

Yeah, who would LP such a weird game???

White Coke
May 29, 2015


ChorpSaway posted:

Yeah, who would LP such a weird game???

A very good, very poor boy.

NejD
Oct 3, 2013


Heavy Sigh posted:

This is going to be magical. But isn't 12 a little too young to be trying to woo the girl of your dreams?

My cousin has been dating the same girl since they were both 12 and they're 17 now and they didnt even have a magical tree that forces you to be with someone forever.

FractalSandwich
Apr 25, 2010


NejD posted:

My cousin has been dating the same girl since they were both 12 and they're 17 now and they didnt even have a magical tree that forces you to be with someone forever.
As far as you know. Have you asked?

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty


The lack of Queen reference is troubling here

Nevileen
Jan 4, 2008


I love this game and I'm so happy to see it be LP'd again! Naming the girl 'Anime' was a stroke of inspired genius - I couldn't stop laughing at the letter part.

I'll be watching this and eager to see the reactions to it's insanity - which is very japanese but also at the same time really charming and comfortable.

NewMars
Mar 10, 2013


Choco1980 posted:

The lack of Queen reference is troubling here

Eh, they're easy-come, easy-go anyway.

ChorpSaway
Oct 9, 2012



UPDATE TIME!



Today, Chorps wakes up to start his quest to win Anime's heart, but finds out that he has been suspected of a crime! Now Chorps must clear his name by exploring the town and figuring out who really placed the rock on the train tracks. Meanwhile, trouble seems to be brewing for Mr. Suzuki, and we start to meet the underground residents of Long Life Town.



Characters Introduced This Episode

Champ
A professional boxer who trains on light poles. He’s got good stamina, but a long combo can tire him out quick.


Mr. Apollo
A hermit with a rocket on his head. He wants to go to space, but he needs to practice his landing procedure.


Miss Thick Glasses
A bookworm. Even with her very large glasses, she seems rather clumsy and prone to tripping.


Mr. Music Box
A struggling musician. He hopes someone will show up to appreciate his work.


Mr. Retired Bucket
A professional trash can who has since retired. It seems like he misses his job.


Mr. Yamada
One of the teachers at Long Life Town's school. He is frustrated that he hasn’t gotten paid lately, and continues to badger Mr. Suzuki about compensation.

ChorpSaway fucked around with this message at 22:55 on Mar 19, 2017

Chimera-gui
Mar 20, 2014


Actually Mr. Suzuki is not the principal, in fact the Principal doesn't appear even until near the very end of the game. Suzuki's just a teacher like Mr. Yamada, hence why they have the same face.

Also pretty sure the black thing's a mustache on Champ's face.

Chimera-gui fucked around with this message at 22:01 on Mar 19, 2017

SyntheticPolygon
Dec 20, 2013



Man this game gets heavy.

ChorpSaway
Oct 9, 2012



Chimera-gui posted:

Actually Mr. Suzuki is not the principal, in fact the Principal doesn't appear even until near the very end of the game. Suzuki's just a teacher like Mr. Yamada, hence why they have the same face.

Also pretty sure the black thing's a mustache on Champ's face.

Whoops! Guess I got confused since Yamada goes to him about the money issues. Well, not that it changes too much about the situation, but I'll update the bio and correct myself next video.

Also it looks like he has three teeth around that black void on his face.

Chimera-gui
Mar 20, 2014


ChorpSaway posted:

Guess I got confused since Yamada goes to him about the money issues.

To be fair, I believe Suzuki is the character who explains the whole school issue to the player meaning he knows the most about it as well as being the only teacher who lives in Long Life Town beside Yamada and the only one who hasn't retired/quit.

quote:

Also it looks like he has three teeth around that black void on his face.

Yeah, I might be wrong on Champ since there are no clear screenshots of him from the front.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me



Oh man this game is just so drat charming! Does anyone make games like this anymore?

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead


Champ has a Jack-o'-lantern smile.

I heard this game almost didn't make it past localization. Explains some of the issues.

Heavy Sigh
Nov 13, 2011

They've planted corn everywhere.



Soiled Meat

....Please tell me that bit about the graveyard is just hyperbole.

Otherwise the policemen in Long Life Town are loving terrifying.

ChorpSaway
Oct 9, 2012



marshmallow creep posted:

Oh man this game is just so drat charming! Does anyone make games like this anymore?

Yoshirou Kimura is still making games; he directed Little King's Story which was for Wii and he just released Dandy Dungeon for mobile which is also very good.



Heavy Sigh posted:

....Please tell me that bit about the graveyard is just hyperbole.

Otherwise the policemen in Long Life Town are loving terrifying.

I guess we'll have to get three crime stamps in order to find out!!!

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead


Heavy Sigh posted:

....Please tell me that bit about the graveyard is just hyperbole.

Otherwise the policemen in Long Life Town are loving terrifying.
It is really a wrestling ring where police challenge miscreants, in a cage.

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C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010



Soiled Meat

I like the gibberish as "voice acting", very Banjo Kazooie-esque

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