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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Well you see overpopulated spiders would just stuff their eggsacs back up in their rear end to prevent their birth from being eaten, and crawling hunter spiders that absorbed a lot of calcium began evolving hardened bones for unused joints to favor hunting. So the ones that could pinch their back legs together and hold their eggsac inside became desirable. Some of the birth would ultimately cannibalize so this was ultimately represented as tits and milk and a reduced birth rate as some of this unused energy could be used to nurse the young. The eggsac became the womb and the pinched back legs became a tail for the mole and the mammalian species. The interbreeding runts of the 6 births of the mole eventually became lizards and birds, regressing to some of the traits of insects. Bees are just mutant vegetarian ants. Eventually cloven hooved animals evolved a thumb and began to use tools and make fires, which allowed us to gain a spatial orientation off the plane of predation and stand up. Ultimately the pheremonal gene swarm of ants is represented as differentiated sperm in the guys nutsack, so the queen and male of the ant species is internalized within individual people as gender equality and has brought the masculine influence on evolution to equality.

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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JiveHonky posted:

spiders! yuck!

Yeah they didn't want to eat each other so they made a predator. People can just make out and not completely eat each other and be cool with that.

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