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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
It's gonna be fuckin good as hell, too.

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JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
they buildin a 24/7 ihop in the parking lot that my office buildings in but it not open yet, i want eggs

FutonForensic
Nov 11, 2012

even anthony bourdain has to humble himself before the Great House :worship:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Only been to a Waffle Shop once and I'd go ahead, they gave me a free togo coffee

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i hope your internal organs remain healthy

Tomato Burger
Jun 18, 2007
The secret is granola.
They serve lunch? I've never been to one outside of the hours of 10pm-5am.

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
Hell yeah man

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Tomato Burger posted:

They serve lunch? I've never been to one outside of the hours of 10pm-5am.

just because its 11:30am doesnt mean you can't still go there while drunk

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Tell BB lil hashie says, "don't sit on the grit"

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Why?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
dont wear flip-flops to a funeral! unless its a funeral in the bahamas lol

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
posting from inside Waffle House rn

tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Iron Prince posted:

posting from inside Waffle House rn

Salaam

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


what are u gonna order tho

r u feelin' waffle?

or maybe a slamwich

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Iron Prince posted:

posting from inside Waffle House rn

Why?

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003

Iron Prince posted:

posting from inside Waffle House rn

you should have preemptively told IHOP people to get cancer, that poo poo is amateur hour compared to an all star

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord


awwww yeahhhhhhhhh

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
I recommend their signature dish the "Waffle".

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Thread has successfully reminded me to update my username thanks IRON PRINCE

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003

Mozi posted:

I recommend their signature dish the "Waffle".

you mean a double waffle, gotta dollar cost average for savings

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
I went with the TEXAS BACON CHEESE STEAK

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
woah... from what i understand, most everything is larger in texas than it is in other states. i fear you may be in for more than you bargained for!

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003

Iron Prince posted:

I went with the TEXAS BACON CHEESE STEAK

waffle house secret #1, if you order an all star with a waffle you can get an extra waffle for one more dollar like you'd just ordered it alone

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Waffle House Tip#2: The hash browns are the loving best thing

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Waffle House posted:

Waffle House Tip#2: The hash browns are the loving best thing

If you're not eating the hash browns, you really need to think about all the mistakes you've made leading up to that moment.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I'll have the pancakes! :v:

Uhhlive
Jun 18, 2004

I'm not the public.
I'm the President

Waffle House posted:

Waffle House Tip#2: The hash browns are the loving best thing

I'm not going to no Hashbrown House

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Waffle House posted:

Waffle House Tip#2: The hash browns are the loving best thing

As if this guy knows what he's talking about... :rolleyes:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Ask Me For Warez posted:

I'm not going to no Hashbrown House

Go back to IHOP you piece of poo poo

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

it's against safety regulations to build a house out of waffles and just because sometimes it rains syrup that doesn't mean you should do it

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
how much do i need to tip the waitress to get a handjob in the parking lot

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Sausage melt plate 2x hash browns, well done, scattered, smothered, covered.

gently caress, now I'm hungry :saddowns:

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


big nipples big life posted:

Sausage melt plate 2x hash browns, well done, scattered, smothered, covered.

gently caress, now I'm hungry :saddowns:

god loving same

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
scattered, smothered, covered
the story of the lindbergh baby

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Ein cooler Typ posted:

how much do i need to tip the waitress to get a handjob in the parking lot

You don't want one from a waffle house waitress.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Universe Master posted:

You don't want one from a waffle house waitress.

Yeah, go for the gumming

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Waffle House posted:

god loving same


:wth: The waffle house is coming from inside the thread!

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Ein cooler Typ posted:

how much do i need to tip the waitress to get a handjob in the parking lot

Just get a little crack or meth and get one from the girl hanging out in the parking lot "waiting for a ride".

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
I have now left the Waffle House and returned home. Thank you for following this Live Blog.

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Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


no thank YOU

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