I'm up to 1000 crunches a day

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Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Between the Capt crunch, cornnuts, Pringles, bugles, crunch bars, crunchy general tsos, granola and bunch a crunch. I'm getting it done

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Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
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What about your crunchy socks and keyboard?

# ? Mar 24, 2017 19:13

a peck of pickled peckers: Aug 3, 2014; I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 19:15

12gaugelobotomy: Apr 25, 2012

100 push ups
100 sit ups
100 squats
10k run
Every day
No heat or AC to train the mind as well as body.

Thats the workout to obtain ultimate power.
I hate myself.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 19:17

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Pawn 17 posted:

What about your crunchy socks and keyboard?

You just got to put the socks back on, the nature feet sweat softens them back up.

Keyboard is a lost cause, no need to be crumby about it :colbert:

# ? Mar 24, 2017 19:18

ruddiger: Jun 3, 2004

Crunch Lord

# ? Mar 24, 2017 19:20

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

I ate some jalapeño popcorn, adequate crunch

# ? Mar 24, 2017 19:42

eric: Apr 27, 2004; Lipstick Apathy

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

I also put on an ice pack if my face is a little puffy.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 19:43

Toadvine: Mar 16, 2009; Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

You're fast approaching Britney Spears numbers

# ? Mar 24, 2017 19:44

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

I've oft been quoted saying, "the midriff is the most sensual part of a woman's body."

# ? Mar 24, 2017 19:45

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Not a bad plan. You should write it up and publish it through Amazon. You could call it "chipper up"

# ? Mar 24, 2017 19:46

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Oscar Wild posted:

Not a bad plan. You should write it up and publish it through Amazon. You could call it "chipper up"

You'd buy?

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jeff smisek: May 18, 2009

I can't even count to 1000 thats nuts

# ? Mar 24, 2017 21:33

Spunky Psycho Ho: Jan 26, 2007; by zen death robot

12gaugelobotomy posted:

100 push ups
100 sit ups
100 squats
10k run
Every day
No heat or AC to train the mind as well as body.

Thats the workout to obtain ultimate power.
I hate myself.

100 pushups does not compare to running 10k, the only impressive number on there is actually that run

# ? Mar 24, 2017 21:38

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

You have to go out and apply the training, that's just the routine.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 21:50

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Hardawn posted:

You'd buy?

You bet, just guarantee success please, my life is so full of failure.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 21:53

goethe.cx: Apr 23, 2014

please don't plagiarize "Cathy" strips

# ? Mar 24, 2017 21:53

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

I'm not "a loving disgusting fatass pig fat gently caress", I'm "in a very long heavy bulking phase". Going on ten years now. Another few boxes of donuts and I'm gonna be so fuckin strong.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 21:55

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Suck the kernels from my cornhole

it's called an homoage

# ? Mar 24, 2017 21:56

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

100 pushups does not compare to running 10k, the only impressive number on there is actually that run

You run 1 k knock out ten of those bad boys and keep doing that interval. It'll be a load at the end of the run

# ? Mar 24, 2017 21:59

Spunky Psycho Ho: Jan 26, 2007; by zen death robot

scuba school sucks posted:

I'm not "a loving disgusting fatass pig fat gently caress", I'm "in a very long heavy bulking phase". Going on ten years now. Another few boxes of donuts and I'm gonna be so fuckin strong.

Think about it, if you can work out with 100 extra lbs that means you'll be that much stronger cuz your muscles are always lifting an extra 100

# ? Mar 24, 2017 21:59

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Just ate a cup of dried noodles, very crunchy

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:04

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Eat a bullet op

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:05

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

12gaugelobotomy posted:

100 push ups
100 sit ups
100 squats
10k run
Every day
No heat or AC to train the mind as well as body.

Thats the workout to obtain ultimate power.
I hate myself.

One puuuuuunch

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:07

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Hardawn fucked around with this message at 22:10 on Mar 24, 2017

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:07

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

Think about it, if you can work out with 100 extra lbs that means you'll be that much stronger cuz your muscles are always lifting an extra 100

Say what you will about Dragonball Z but it's got some dynamite training advice for the aspiring young macho idiot with something to prove.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:19

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

please don't plagiarize "Cathy" strips

AAAACK!

- me when confronted with a sensible salad

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:19

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

Haha good one Krusty!

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:42

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Kuato posted:

Haha good one Krusty!

I saw you posted I expected a :yikes:

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Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

suck my beeswax

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Shats Basoon: Jun 13, 2013

don't do crunches htey are bad for you

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:57

Rutibex: Sep 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

100 pushups does not compare to running 10k, the only impressive number on there is actually that run

cant argue with results. i do this regimen, but i have only been at it for a year so i can barely destroy a mountain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvSrtGARzUE&t=140s

# ? Mar 24, 2017 23:08

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

carblife.com

# ? Mar 24, 2017 23:16

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

I'm at Target like a good American, might get something to do some crunches.

And no one say bullets, they stopped selling those and I'm not making two stops.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 23:29

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

100 pushups does not compare to running 10k, the only impressive number on there is actually that run

# ? Mar 24, 2017 23:38

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Rutibex posted:

cant argue with results. i do this regimen, but i have only been at it for a year so i can barely destroy a mountain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvSrtGARzUE&t=140s

anime is badf

# ? Mar 24, 2017 23:39

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

CRUNCH!!!!

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myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

ONE CRUNCH!!!!

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

THE BIG CRUNCH!!!

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Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Keep your sphinx tight

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