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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Let's be honest with ourselves for a moment and openly admit that the potential number of people that want to touch your disgusting, sloppy genitals is vanishingly small. Can you really afford to further reduce that number by excluding an entire gender? No, you can't, which is why hets and homos are idiots who are handicapping themselves for no good reason. Here are some reasons why it's great to be a switch-hitter.

Pros of getting it on with ladies:
  • They have boobs
  • Aren't covered in as much hair
  • Vaginas feel better than b-holes
  • Vaginas also don't need a ton of lube and poo poo so it's not an ordeal to just smash the puss
  • After your done smashing your malformed genetalia against hers you can go shopping
  • Makeovers!

    Pros of getting it on with dudes:
  • Dicks rule
  • They make you feel safe when they hold you in their arms
  • After sex you can play video games
  • Because they are paid more there is a much greater potential to land a sugar daddy than a sugar momma
  • High likelyhood of owning a truck, super useful if you need to move
  • Always DTF


    Cons of being bi:
  • Literally none

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welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
lol

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I like doing it with my fiancee

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
for the record i posted "lol" because the thread title told me to "just lol" if i wasnt bi

so i "lol"

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
All good points, op except the anus shaming.

Anus good. Real good.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
i like doing it with nooner's fiancee

:twisted:

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I'll gently caress a dude but I don't want anything to do with his dick get that poo poo outta my face bro

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
Lmbo

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I learned I wasn't bi the first time I was asked to suck a dick and instead I jumped out the window when he went to shower because I was ashamed that I didn't want to do it

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

dudes are loving nasty OP

source: is a dude

OpaqueEcho
Feb 8, 2003

oh no no bro oh no
its only gay if the balls touch

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

big nipples big life posted:

dudes are loving nasty OP

source: is a dude

some are attractive. they tend to be gay, though.

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
i already get all the man benefits from BEING a man

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


I love dicks, dudes are gross though

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

myDad posted:

i like doing it with nooner's fiancee

:twisted:

:same:

drowned in pussy juice posted:

I learned I wasn't bi the first time I was asked to suck a dick and instead I jumped out the window when he went to shower because I was ashamed that I didn't want to do it

We all get cold feet our first time, it's nothing to be ashamed of.

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

i like that posted:

some are attractive. they tend to be gay, though.

sounds like you know a lot about this tell me more

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
hell yeah being bi is awesome. literally everyone is bi they just haven't admitted it yet

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
the best thing about being bi is you're not all worried about "what if i'm GAY" for fapping to Bailey Jay

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

its not gay if their pronouns are the exact opposite of yours

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!

great big cardboard tube posted:

I love dicks, dudes are gross though

that's just the internalized homophobia talking

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

shovelbum posted:

i already get all the man benefits from BEING a man

Double man, double benes my dude!

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

It would be rad to be bi

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Always ask a guy before you go right up and kiss him. Some guys are very close minded...

Sophy Wackles fucked around with this message at 21:42 on Mar 30, 2017

poorlifedecision
Feb 13, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
Being bi is like a mix and match game except that every combination of genitals/body is a winner.

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.
I am bi and it is good.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Bi? Bi-not

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Nooner posted:

I like doing it with my fiancee

:same:

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Macasaurus posted:

sounds like you know a lot about this tell me more

Gay men are fitter, usually more intelligent, and far kinder, as well. Don't you think?

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Nooner posted:

I like doing it with my fiancee

I think you mean fiance :grin:

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
I had a gay roommate but he was really messy & broke a lot of my stuff

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Nooner posted:

I like doing it with my fiancee

fiancee? More like fiancgay

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot
I'm buy-sexual, like buy me stuff and we can do it

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I better call my financieree

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
idk about tugging onther dudes weeners but im a pretty big fan of tuggin on mine for what that is worth

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
My boyfriend won't even let me have a three-way so how would I ever get him on board with loving a women even if lady parts are disgusting?

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Nooner posted:

idk about tugging onther dudes weeners but im a pretty big fan of tuggin on mine for what that is worth

:same:

jerking another wiener sounds like a chore

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Nooner posted:

my fiancee

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
"just another day at the wiener tugging factory" :sigh:

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Nooner posted:

I like doing it

:same:

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berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.
I'd very much like to jerk a trap's weenie.

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