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The NetBSD Foundation is proud to announce Allemulation from our incubation of COMPAT kernel libraries and our ultravisor (based on Xen). What is it? It's an all-inclusive cross-platform plugin to existing operating systems to get NetBSD and the NewtBSD composite Desktop running transparently. By running Allemulation on your existing OS, you can drop any application from any operating system on your NewtBSD desktop and have it run! We've back-ported this to Windows, OSX, Linux, Solaris, and AIX. This allows Linux to run NetBSD and have the NewtBSD desktop bring those old X11 interfaces into the 21st century. Of course, they can continue to opt for their existing configuration, as they get used to the super-smooth multitasking coherent eye candy. With Allemulation's COMPAT and colored-box technology, you can run all of Microsoft PC software in a secure environment, protecting you from malware and ransomware. At the same time, you can run other applications in a different screen, dragging windows between them seamlessly from other operating systems. We use the latest JIT compilers that cache common used functions, allowing for different processor programs to run at full speed or faster! Allemulation does away with the need of multiple operating systems support in your IT departments, because NetBSD runs on everything: * Your servers (web, database, mail) * Your networks (routers, wifi, switches, satellites) * Your Internet of Things (toaster, lights, refrigerator, thermostat) * Transportation (cars, trains, jets, space stations) Allemulation runs on top of that, and NewtBSD glues it all together visually in a new and exciting way to make everything work with everything else. No more loading virtual machines to get an OS up to run one program you need. No more obscure driver issues. No more fighting over Licenses. We welcome Microsoft, Red Hat, Oracle, and others to use our APIs in their operating systems. However, to get native speeds and maximum security, NetBSD is the way to go.
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Grains Are Not Poison. Eat Them. haha april fools Grains Are Literally Poison, Don't Eat Them
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echinopsis posted:grains have enabled civilisation literally, demonstrably wrong
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Stymie posted:literally, demonstrably wrong Çatalhöyük
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grains cultivated the human race to spread themselves around the world
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a good april fool's joke would be to buy shaggar a bike. or for stymie to make good posts for once
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shaggar is similar to barnacle jim, but instead he's scared of bikes because he knows if he saw one up close he wouldn't be able to stop himself from gluing dildos to it and sucking them off while he rides it
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my goth gf posted:shaggar is similar to barnacle jim, but instead he's scared of bikes because he knows if he saw one up close he wouldn't be able to stop himself from gluing dildos to it and sucking them off while he rides it He hates them because hes a loving retard
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The XKCD Larper posted:He hates them because hes a loving retard disagree, i think he hates bikes because he fears the power they hold over him
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echinopsis posted:grains have enabled civilisation my goth gf posted:don't quote stymie
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Stymie posted:growing and eating grains is bad doctor to steve jobs: your toast OldAlias fucked around with this message at 22:32 on Apr 1, 2017 |
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macs aren't gay, and are an appropriate price for high quality products
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im not gay 
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From the point of sensuous experience, seen from the streets and markets and the haunts of pleasure and gain, the estimate of age is low, melancholy, and skeptical. Frankly face the facts, and see the result. Tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine, are weak dilutions: the surest poison is time. This cup, which Nature puts to our lips, has a wonderful virtue, surpassing that of any other draught. It opens the senses, adds power, fills us with exalted dreams, which we call hope, love, ambition, science: especially, it creates a craving for larger draughts of itself. But they who take the larger draughts are drunk with it, lose their stature, strength, beauty, and senses, and end in folly and delirium. We postpone our literary work until we have more ripeness and skill to write, and we one day discover that our literary talent was a youthful effervescence which we have now lost. grains are a loving weak-sauce poison
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Apr 1, 2017 23:44
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my goth gf posted:disagree, i think he hates bikes because he fears the power they hold over him its because he still needs stabilisers 
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pram posted:im not gay /around cock achril fchools!
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April Fools day was yesterday, idiot.
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gnidiot
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Nature pranked me today; it snowed a foot and a half here.
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toadoftoadhall posted:gnidiot I think you mean GNU/idiot
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pram posted:im not gay April fools! 
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pram posted:im not gay
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