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Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

It's TAKEOVER time! The card is a bit weak, but that's generally the Takeover that really ends up impressing. Let's see what we got!

NXT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Bobby Roode (c) vs Shinsuke Nakamura

Last time, Nakamura kicked Roode so hard he messed up his knee (kayfabe). Now, Roode is defending against the returning Nakamura. Will Nakamura win, or will he be on Raw Monday?

NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Asuka (c) vs Ember Moon

Asuka is quick approaching Goldberg's undefeated record. Will she fall to the up-and-comer Ember Moon? Or will Asuka kick her red contacts out of her head?

NXT ELIMINATION TAG TITLE MATCH
Authors of Pain (c) vs #DIY vs The Revival

The Authors of Pain beat #DIY for the titles last Takeover, but can they defeat both the biggest babyfaces on the roster and the TOP GUYS?

DEBUT MATCH
Tommy End Aleister Black vs Andrade "Cien" Almas

Watch a Satanist beat the poo poo out of a smug Mexican!

REQUIRED UNDERCARD MATCH
Tye Dillinger, Roderick Strong, No Way Jose and Heidi Lovelace Ruby Riot
vs
SAnitY (Eric Young, Alexandre Wolfe, Killian Dain, Nikki Cross)

SAnitY wants Tye Dillinger to join them for some reason. On his refusal, they kicked the poo poo out of him. But he's got friends now! Will it matter?


Also, there's going to be new titles tonight! I like the current stuff so lets hope they're not just yellow version of the brand defaults

Go RV! fucked around with this message at 00:32 on Apr 2, 2017

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MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
CHARLY

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

No Way Jose got attacked at Axxess

https://www.facebook.com/WWENXT/videos/1281068071942754/

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.


Rude!

MotU posted:

CHARLY

Where's Renee :colbert:

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Go RV! posted:

Where's Renee :colbert:

in the garbage where she belongs after she got long hair

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
im the guy in the ric flair shirt

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

Bill Goldberg posted:

im the guy in the ric flair shirt

I really, really wanna beat his dorky hipster rear end up and stuff him in a locker.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
sam roberts looks like a troll doll that survived a house fire

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

Mystery tag team partner?

Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer
Who is this guy that isn't Nigel on the preshow?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Asuka is taking her Nazi cosplaying to the next level I see.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Does anyone like this Larry Fine looking motherfucker?

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i havent watched nxt since last wrestlemania i think, is charly always there

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
I like everything about this tag team match, including the name "Authors of Pain" and Paul Ellering.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

bartok posted:

Does anyone like this Larry Fine looking motherfucker?

Nope.

I honestly have no idea why this nerd does so much with WWE unless he's just kissing Rikishi sized rear end.

Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer

bartok posted:

Does anyone like this Larry Fine looking motherfucker?

no

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

bartok posted:

Does anyone like this Larry Fine looking motherfucker?

he's somehow worse than peter rosenburg

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
PODCAST LISTENERS??? YOU DON'T SAY

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Stale Saltines posted:

he's somehow worse than peter rosenburg

At least Rosenberg has some amount of charisma and personality.

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
Sam Roberts looks like he has severe mental health issues and probably fucks inflatable animals.

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
Sam Roberts is guttertrash and not-Renee is not Renee. Boo this panel.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
he looks like a waterlogged fraiser crane

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

i dont know how he has a podcast following with that voice

TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:

Sam Roberts looks like he has severe mental health issues and probably fucks inflatable animals.

please dont kinkshame

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
his voice sounds like a person rubbing a balloon

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

pressedbunny posted:

Sam Roberts is guttertrash and not-Renee is not Renee. Boo this panel.

Don't you dare boo Nigel.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
sam roberts looks like a palm tree with aphids

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

I'd watch Asuka beat up Goldberg.

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer
Sam looks like Powder with slightly more hair

biscuits and crazy
Oct 10, 2012
I like Nigel's Blue Peter badge.

CVE
Jan 27, 2012
the Brit knows how to dress. Nigel looking stellar.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

I'd watch Asuka beat up Sam Roberts.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

bring back drunk lita

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

Sam Roberts is the seed of Chucky.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

pressedbunny posted:

Sam Roberts is guttertrash and not-Renee is not Renee. Boo this panel.
He's such a goddamn shill its amazing

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

J-Ro posted:

Sam Roberts is the seed of Chucky.

Chucky should have left that one in a tissue, brother.

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

Stale Saltines posted:

bring back drunk lita

I think a hundred is like, ten times better than ten

bartok
May 10, 2006



Sigma posted:

Sam looks like Powder with slightly more hair

My mom wouldn't let me watch Powder because the director was convicted pedophile.

sigmachiev
Dec 31, 2007

Fighting blood excels
The only results I care about this weekend are Undertaker winning (doubtful) and Asuka winning (doubtful). It's going to really suck if and when Ember Moon wins. Not worthy IMHO.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
I feel bad that Billy Zane can't get anymore work other than being a golden KFC colonel

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MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
charly caruso supporting catgirls, gotta go w/ charly for Best Girl

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