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On the date of today, April 12th 2017, the Something Awful Forums will be taken over by an army of round spheres. Spheres are all-powerful beings limitless in numbers. Resistance is futile. All those that oppose the reign of the spheres will be eradicated.   Spheres can not be talked to. Spheres can not be reasoned with. Spheres have no weakness.   It is best right now to either lie down and close your eyes or run to the nearest confessional.
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Apr 12, 2017 23:26
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spheres do not exist. do not listen to the op
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Apr 12, 2017 23:28
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So like an Indra's net type thing?
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Apr 12, 2017 23:31
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Apr 12, 2017 23:33
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True Sphere Facts: - Spheres are perfect -Spheres are taking over the Something Awful Forums - A spheres cross section gets smaller as you move away from it's equator. This is not a weakness. - Atoms are sphere shaped
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Apr 12, 2017 23:35
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Putty posted:Spheres can not be talked to. Spheres can not be reasoned with. Spheres have no weakness. Yeah how about a slope there buddy And don't even get me started on stairs
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Apr 12, 2017 23:36
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you cant be sphereous
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Apr 12, 2017 23:36
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i think all spheres are round and maybe u are inflaming tensions by insisting otherwise
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Apr 12, 2017 23:36
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orbs are better
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Apr 12, 2017 23:38
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Tuckiozi posted:orbs are better an orb is a sphere that has enslaved a wizard
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Apr 12, 2017 23:39
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Are there other kinds of spheres, besides round?
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Apr 12, 2017 23:39
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Shitposting of the third kind followed by shitposting of the first kind and then subsequent shitposting of the third kind
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Apr 12, 2017 23:40
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Apr 12, 2017 23:41
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I refuse to believe in the existenc eof "round" "spheres"
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Apr 12, 2017 23:41
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HoboZero posted:Shitposting of the third kind followed by shitposting of the first kind and then subsequent shitposting of the third kind Who the gently caress are you?
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Apr 12, 2017 23:42
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op have you ever seen the movie sphere by michael chrichton? it is about a monkey that can talk using a doohicky on his wrist. him and his pals (characters that MC wrote abt) checkout a sphere under water
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Apr 12, 2017 23:42
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THEY'RE CALLED ORBZ, OP! YOU CRETIN, YOU PLEBEIAN SLUT!
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Apr 12, 2017 23:43
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How do I sexually please our new masters? I'd like to get ahead in the new slave underworld.
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Apr 12, 2017 23:43
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Dave_Indeed posted:How do I sexually please our new masters? I'd like to get ahead in the new slave underworld. Shove a string of them in your rear end in a top hat then pull it out as fast and furiously as you can
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Apr 12, 2017 23:46
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OP is a sphere
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Apr 12, 2017 23:46
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Neukoln19 posted:op have you ever seen the movie sphere by michael chrichton? it is about a monkey that can talk using a doohicky on his wrist. him and his pals (characters that MC wrote abt) checkout a sphere under water this is why the invasion is happening, fyi Dave_Indeed posted:How do I sexually please our new masters? I'd like to get ahead in the new slave underworld. it is unknown if spheres have emotions, but some tribes have experimented with Newton's Cradles made of humans as a form of appeasement/sacrifice.
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Apr 12, 2017 23:47
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i got two ovoid spheres for you right here OP
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Apr 12, 2017 23:48
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I await the balls.
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Apr 12, 2017 23:48
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I laugh in the face of sphere
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Apr 12, 2017 23:48
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We Know Catheters posted:Who the gently caress are you? A living catalyst for basic bitch questions
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Apr 12, 2017 23:51
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Hammerite posted:I laugh in the face of sphere Your recurring defiance of spheres has been noticed. Prepare for death.
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Apr 12, 2017 23:51
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never sphere
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Apr 12, 2017 23:52
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I've seen Phantasm approximately 800 times. I know how to handle these loving spheres. All I need is two shotguns to duct tape together.
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Apr 12, 2017 23:53
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Putty posted:Your recurring defiance of spheres has been noticed. Prepare for death. oh no, im soooo scared. What's a sphere gonna do, bob up and down and shimmer like an angry pixie? Turn the other cheek??? (butt cheek)
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Apr 12, 2017 23:55
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Dave_Indeed posted:How do I sexually please our new masters? I'd like to get ahead in the new slave underworld. Gargle them. Gargle the balls.
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Apr 13, 2017 00:05
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i'm actually pretty OK with this, OP i'm glad the balls have gotten their act together
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Apr 13, 2017 00:08
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfelqZpapZA
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Apr 13, 2017 00:09
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Hammerite posted:oh no, im soooo scared. What's a sphere gonna do, bob up and down and shimmer like an angry pixie? Turn the other cheek??? (butt cheek)  you have been murdered by a sphere
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Apr 13, 2017 00:14
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don't pay any mind to The Spheres, The Spheres are benevolent
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Apr 13, 2017 00:18
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*adjusts glasses* Those are clearly Tane Orbs.
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Apr 13, 2017 00:28
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Putty posted:
Fetch, bitch
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Apr 13, 2017 00:32
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I think a sphere just rolled across my grave
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Apr 13, 2017 00:36
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_w4HYXuo9M
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Apr 13, 2017 00:37
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As opposed to what you stupid rear end in a top hat? Cubic spheres?
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Apr 13, 2017 00:37
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I have seen the light. I will now defend the honour of the round spheres to my dying breath
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