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i mean i guess you're welcome to the hotel, or whatever, like i give a gently caress anyway. what do you want? a room? pft. gently caress your room and your entire construct of like, rooms or whatever, and your entire concept of sleep! like, luxury? luxury is something invented for the pleasure of the MAN ok and like just because your dad said you should like go to law school or something doesn't mean you have to. like, i mean, you could go to law school but then use that for like, good or something, right? like...the environment. because birds. like a room, oh, poo poo. whatever, yeah, i mean i guess you can have it. i dunno what kind of loving bed is in it, like it's in there i think. ugh. breakfast? UGH. |
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I know the lights are out. Trust me, it's less dangerous that way. Just because you're here now, you think I have to entertain you?
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Apr 16, 2017 21:25
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Like, id stock the minibar but tonys brother wont buy me the booze, bummer right Hes such a chode |
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Apr 16, 2017 22:11
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GOD, just don't touch the mini-fridge ok! All my stuff is in there, what are you my MOOOOM? |
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Apr 16, 2017 23:15
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Guest: *wearing red speedos and holding a towel* "Excuse me could you show me to the pool facilities?" Busboy: "uhh dude, you're going to wear that?! You're gonna get gnarly road rash and you know we don't rent out decks right?" *busboy grabs his skateboard and does a rad boneless, dropping into the deep end. Everyone around the pool cheers and throws the horns, someone turns up the stereo because Killing in the Name just came on* HotSoapyBeard fucked around with this message at 09:12 on Apr 17, 2017 |
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Apr 17, 2017 09:05
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I hope I get to be the one with the losing-his-virginity subplot while we try to raise enough money to save Mid-90s Teen Angst Hotel. |
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Apr 17, 2017 09:14
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Holy poo poo, guys, so many people want to save Mid-90s Teen Angst Hotel that Nirvana are here to-- *someone runs up to me and quickly whispers something* ...Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Bush! |
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Apr 17, 2017 09:15
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The lead singer of the band Live, for some reason: Listen, man, you want to be alone for the rest of your life? We'll save the hotel... go to her! The dude from Silverchair, apparently: Yeah man, hurry! *the opening riff from Collective Soul's "Shine" begins playing* |
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Apr 17, 2017 09:20
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"Do you think we'll still be friends... after the summer is over?" "I dunno... guess you'll have to hit me up on AIM." [fade out] EVERYONE COULD SEE THE ROAD THAT THEY WALKED ON WAS PAVED IN GOLD |
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Apr 17, 2017 09:22
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I KNOW WHO I WANT TO TAKE ME HOME key grip Larry Braverman second grip Deborah Splent gaffer Paul Bundt-Kaake I KNOW WHO I WANT TO TAKE ME HOME "So what'd you think?" "It was pretty good... really makes you think about, like, the corporatization of our childhoods." "Yeah. I liked that chick's tits too." TAKE ME HOO-OO-OOME |
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Apr 17, 2017 09:27
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But behind the scenes, it was more teen angst than best friendship. Co-stars Chad Isaac and Jason Jasonson wouldn't speak to each other for almost five years after the end of production. They wouldn't work together again until 2007, when Jasonson produced Isaac's indie comedy "9/11 At The 7-11," described by critics as "Clerks but worse somehow." Despite the reviews, the film's cult following has led many to rediscover Mid-90s Teen Angst Hotel, and its soundtrack will receive a limited vinyl printing this summer, in time for its 20th anniversary. |
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Apr 17, 2017 09:34
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"Empire Records wasn't even that loving good the first time," Roger Ebert wrote of the film. It was the first, and last, time he would swear in a review. Later, he would revise his initial score, saying "Much like the discography of Fastball, it's time for America to rediscover this movie, and appreciate it with a fresh eye. Divorced of its era, the film's earnestness and love of pop culture charms in a way few others manage." Leonard Maltin, by contrast, was a supporter from the start, giving it 3-and-a-half stars and calling the soundtrack "a rocking tribute to the best bands of the 90s, from Blind Melon to Nada Surf." |
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Apr 17, 2017 09:41
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FactsAreUseless posted:I hope I get to be the one with the losing-his-virginity subplot while we try to raise enough money to save Mid-90s Teen Angst Hotel. ---------------- |
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Apr 17, 2017 11:29
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GAh! like, i guess this is your room, sir... ill get your bags or whatever. |
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Apr 17, 2017 13:10
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FactsAreUseless posted:"Do you think we'll still be friends... after the summer is over?" The cross promotional song, "the way" by fastball, had a music video with scenes from the movie and everyone made a big deal out of how the song was in the movie, but in the end it was only in the end credits! |
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Apr 17, 2017 13:33
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you posers with your music fads, eff off SKA! SKA WILL NEVER DIE! ONLY SKA SPEAKS TO THE EXISTENTIAL PAIN WITHIN ME! at least that's the impression that I get . . . haha just a little ska-punk humor for the ska-impaired amongst you
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"get out of here, old man rufus! you wouldn't understand our hotel-induced angst" "oh... wouldn't I, teens?" said Old Man Rufus, as he produced a lime-green skateboard from his trenchcoat. He casually tossed it to the ground. "whoooooooa!" the teens whoa'd. Was the old geezer really going to stunt? Old Man Rufus bent over, flipped the board, and removed a taped-on baggie of heroin "WHOOOOOOA!" the teens were losing their poo poo, and also learning a valuable lesson about respecting their elders
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Apr 17, 2017 14:46
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"Hello?" "Hi, I'm in town for the convention and I was wondering if you had a room for..." "...you have called the winter of our discontent." |
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Apr 17, 2017 15:01
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The famous scene in which Brody (Chad Isaac) destroys a radio playing the Spice Girls gave catharsis to 90s grunge fans, frustrated by the group's popularity. In 2003, Isaac told newspapers he would watch it again and again during his long divorce from Emma Bunton, known to the world as Baby Spice. |
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Apr 17, 2017 15:16
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*does a gnarly grind down the lobby stairs guard-rail in a fresh pair of Soap shoes* bellhop: H-hey young man! You can't do skate tricks in the hotel! me: As-if butt munch! *wicked distorted guitar slide* bellhop: Huhhh? *visibly confused and distressed hands sliding down face with a mouth babbling noise playing* me:These aren't even skates! They're Soaps by Milton Bradley! bellhop: Woooaaaahhh! *supercut of me, mom and the idiot bellhop slamming on mondos and cheesing it up* |
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Apr 17, 2017 15:35
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"Shouldnt we be at the hotel" "No, I told you Im trying to get some inspiration man" "To do what" "I dunno-" "Oh cool woods porn" |
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FactsAreUseless posted:The famous scene in which Brody (Chad Isaac) destroys a radio playing the Spice Girls gave catharsis to 90s grunge fans, frustrated by the group's popularity. In 2003, Isaac told newspapers he would watch it again and again during his long divorce from Emma Bunton, known to the world as Baby Spice. ---------------- |
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"hello front desk, I'd like to request a wake-up call please" "well you sure could use one" ---------------- |
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Apr 17, 2017 18:27
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You can check out anytime you like but you can never leave
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little munchkin posted:"hello front desk, I'd like to request a wake-up call please"
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*shaves head in one take while checking in senior class ski trip to hotel* like i'm gonna have a fake funeral and practice being dead so we can save your class's teen sweethearts or whatever, ugh.
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