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I love Alex Jones. He's a loving whacky idiot and has been peddling whacky idiot nonsense for literally over a decade to an ever-growing audience of whacky idiots who need mental help. Recently he's become a kind of weird quasi-darling of the alt-right because he fed into the brain-broken conspiracy theories that Hillary Clinton was running a globe-wide child sex ring out of a Pizza place (she wasn't) and his lines about Obama turning all the frogs gay is the gift that keeps on giving. But unfortunately Alex Jones' wife, Kelly Jones seems to have grown sick of living with a constantly wound up human jack-in-the-box and is now basically afraid he's going to kill himself and everyone in their household because the (((globalists))) are coming for them: http://www.mystatesman.com/news/sta...FCd5SOPgP3A34J/ The whole article is worth a read but this part is great: quote:At a recent pretrial hearing, attorney Randall Wilhite told state District Judge Orlinda Naranjo that using his client Alex Jones’ on-air Infowars persona to evaluate Alex Jones as a father would be like judging Jack Nicholson in a custody dispute based on his performance as the Joker in “Batman.” I really hope this is the thing that causes him to snap completely and he really just starts doing truly insane poo poo, ideally without involving his terrified ex-wife and kids.
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# ? Apr 17, 2017 10:52 |
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What's more likely, saying that poo poo is the lie/act, or his entire life is an act?
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# ? Apr 17, 2017 11:10 |
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now it will be proven that he is bill hicks, in a court of law
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# ? Apr 17, 2017 11:12 |
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no he's actually Andy Kaufman.
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# ? Apr 17, 2017 11:14 |
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This case will be dismissed when it is proven that every single thing Alex Jones ever said was 100% true.
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# ? Apr 17, 2017 11:17 |
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I've learnt that every single crazy person is always telling the truth.
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# ? Apr 17, 2017 11:19 |
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He even uses his children as "reporters", it is almost endearing to see a snotnosed teen talking about the globalists and bonebroth. Also, a few weeks ago he issued an apology to the owner of Comet pizza, it seems that all that poo poo he spewed is coming back to him. Couldnt happen to a more deserving person
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# ? Apr 17, 2017 11:26 |
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Alex Jones is raw condensed American masculinity.
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# ? Apr 17, 2017 11:36 |
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It will be interesting how long Trump keeps him close, especially with Jones outing himself as a "performance artist". It makes whatever connection he has to the administration even more suspect. At least if he claimed to be a "media figure" it would make sense with Bannon running Breitbart.
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# ? Apr 17, 2017 11:36 |
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Alex Jones was offered White House press credentials.
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# ? Apr 17, 2017 11:41 |
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ScrubLeague posted:Alex Jones was offered White House press credentials. according to alex jones
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# ? Apr 17, 2017 11:43 |
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I can't wait for this courtroom battle. One of the jurors looks at him. I know you can read my thoughts, Alex. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
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# ? Apr 17, 2017 11:51 |
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Ape Fist posted:
Why does Alex Jones hate jennifer lopez
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# ? Apr 17, 2017 11:54 |
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Please tell me that the end result of this will be a judge committing him to an insane asylum, even though it's a custody case. I'll take six months voluntary psychiatric care in exchange for custody when he gets through. The dude definitely needs psychiatric help.
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# ? Apr 17, 2017 11:55 |
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# ? Apr 17, 2017 11:58 |
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Young Freud posted:It will be interesting how long Trump keeps him close, especially with Jones outing himself as a "performance artist". It makes whatever connection he has to the administration even more suspect. At least if he claimed to be a "media figure" it would make sense with Bannon running Breitbart. trump did a single interview with him back in december 2015 during the republican primary and everything since then has been a one-sided relationship with jones being a cheerleader for him and a friendly outlet since
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# ? Apr 17, 2017 11:59 |
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froward posted:Alex Jones is raw condensed American masculinity. Complete with poorly-concealed homoeroticism.
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# ? Apr 17, 2017 12:03 |
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Why does Alex Jones hate jennifer lopez [/quote] She probably tweeted something "liberal" once like "not all minorities are bad" or "fluoridated water is a net plus"
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# ? Apr 17, 2017 12:09 |
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Why does Alex Jones hate jennifer lopez [/quote] Yeah I was a bit ? on that one too. I assume he hates Alec Baldwin because he had THE AUDACITY to make fun of tender sweet Drumpfy.
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# ? Apr 17, 2017 12:14 |
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Way to play into the zionist reptoid illuminati's hands OP. I bet you also like to turn forgs gay! #infowahrs
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# ? Apr 17, 2017 12:14 |
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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:Why does Alex Jones hate jennifer lopez it was over a line in her grammy speech quote:ALEX JONES: Get into some of the people freaking out and flipping out at the Grammys. Here it is.
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# ? Apr 17, 2017 12:16 |
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J-Lo doesn't go to Somalia she goes to Turkmenistan for the dictator's birthday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQSFQocp1Bk
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# ? Apr 17, 2017 12:19 |
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Alex Jones knows bad dancing when he sees it.
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# ? Apr 17, 2017 12:23 |
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I wish Nationalists and Alt-Rights would completely distance themselves from Alex Jones. He is nothing but an anti-white hack that's constantly thrown in our faces when confronting real issues that MSM refuses to cover.
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# ? Apr 17, 2017 12:24 |
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IMO Kelly Jones seems to be losing this custody battle. Alex is a crazy person but he's that peculiarly high-functioning type of crazy which, amazingly, turned him into a millionaire. Don't think being vulgar and having extreme political opinions disqualifies you from raising kids.BullDawg posted:I wish Nationalists and Alt-Rights would completely distance themselves from Alex Jones. He is nothing but an anti-white hack that's constantly thrown in our faces when confronting real issues that MSM refuses to cover. ... You're trapped in there with Alex Jones! BrutalistMcDonalds fucked around with this message at 12:28 on Apr 17, 2017 |
# ? Apr 17, 2017 12:26 |
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I hope Alex Jones wins
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# ? Apr 17, 2017 12:27 |
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froward posted:Alex Jones is raw condensed American masculinity. his extremely american masculine diet is going to kill him with rear end cancer
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# ? Apr 17, 2017 12:30 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODZE5peUfWQ
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# ? Apr 17, 2017 12:29 |
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BullDawg posted:I wish Nationalists and Alt-Rights would completely distance themselves from Alex Jones. He is nothing but an anti-white hack that's constantly thrown in our faces when confronting real issues that MSM refuses to cover. i wish you would distance yourself from your keyboard
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# ? Apr 17, 2017 12:42 |
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Wall Balls posted:i wish you would distance yourself from your keyboard
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# ? Apr 17, 2017 12:44 |
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I cant imagine being raised by alex jones would be particularly great. especially if one of the kids just slurps up his propaganda
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# ? Apr 17, 2017 12:48 |
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:I cant imagine being raised by alex jones would be particularly great. especially if one of the kids just slurps up his propaganda can't be pleasant when they're having a normal dinner and he suddenly just rips his shirt off and continues calmly eating, then a horse appears out of nowhere
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# ? Apr 17, 2017 12:52 |
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I'm pretty sure there's nothing in the American legal system that prevents crazy people from having/looking after kids.
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# ? Apr 17, 2017 12:54 |
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BullDawg posted:I wish Nationalists and Alt-Rights would completely distance themselves from Alex Jones. He is nothing but an anti-white hack that's constantly thrown in our faces when confronting real issues that MSM refuses to cover. BullDawg posted:Nope. I hate Jews. But I aint gonna break some stupid rule on a lovely forum forthe sake of $10.
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# ? Apr 17, 2017 13:32 |
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Isn't this a plot point straight out of that movie where frodo becomes a nazi
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# ? Apr 17, 2017 13:40 |
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This is why balldawg hates jones, because he refuses to ever talk about jews as a people in all his conspiracies
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# ? Apr 17, 2017 13:45 |
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Jose posted:This is why balldawg hates jones, because he refuses to ever talk about jews as a people in all his conspiracies Alex Jones's wife is Jewish.
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# ? Apr 17, 2017 13:48 |
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His super saiyan children will conquer the earth someday
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# ? Apr 17, 2017 13:50 |
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BullDawg posted:Alex Jones's wife is Jewish. he's got good taste
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Putty posted:I hope Alex Jones wins
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