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Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
labour should really just make an immense number of may=thatcher flyers and send one to everyone in the uk. boom, election won.

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Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

lorn Wayne posted:

maybe may=shoe leaflets would work better for labour

didn't your government ban fetish pornography? if you do that, the foot fetishists will give hear a win.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

The Englishman is the most reactionary creature alive, and no appeals to reason or morality will persuade him away from his enthusiastic embrace of barbarism. Exterminate the brutes.

same, but baby boomers

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

I always laugh at poo poo like this because your army doesnt matter


america will fight your wars for you
you are in no danger
russia will not attack
china will not attack
you have no neighbors who could attack you
you are fine

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

lorn Wayne posted:

then please explain why an ISIS member is currently severing my head off, thanks.

that's not isis, that's a scotsman

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReIAna459sg

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
there's one thing that gives me solace in these trump filled times, and that's that no matter how bad it is here in the us, it's worse in the uk. schadenfreude sustains me.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Value isn't real

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

hakimashou posted:

Its just madness to poo poo on your own guy like that.

"Nixon is bad" means "Republicans are bad."

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Al-Saqr posted:

Theresa may hasn't aged a day since the 1980's, meaning she looked back then the same way she looks now.

:tinfoil: Are we sure she's not Maggie?

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Hodgepodge posted:

Otacon 2020

Only if Sunny is VP

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

logikv9 posted:

england is widely despised by the english everyone on gods green earth

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Concerned Citizen posted:

we'll have to wait as theresa may cut the budget for levitation potions

may wants to ban necromancy. i'm not having that.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

sexpig by night posted:

this is a goddamn lie and you know it

Necromancy was banned in Oblivion but legal in Skyrim.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

jBrereton posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlbmIMbKZa4

That's Ian Paisley, the archetypal DUP guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cI_UgisoY9M

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

rudatron posted:

~Insert sheep for wood joke~

I didn't know Wales had forests.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
they still haven't surpassed lemays high score. loving noobs.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

ZearothK posted:

If you think about it, that's another example of how Ukraine is the Ireland to Russia's United Kingdom.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

hakimashou posted:

A more appropriate question is how many kids died in Syria because of Britain's inaction.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
I just found out the following
"Today Edward VII’s sex chair still survives, and is currently held by a private collector who claims that it is still used for it’s purpose. A replica of the chair is on display at the Museum of Sex in Prague."
Someone is still loving on a sex chair made for the son of Queen Victoria. :britain:

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

hakimashou posted:

I heard about it on NPR in the car.

T-may got up to give her speech then someone came up and gave her a 'you're fired' notice.

Then she started coughing and couldn't talk, then one of the letters on her sign fell off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
i thought the dutch were swamp germans

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
i like hearing people with heavy Scottish accents speak. for some reason it makes them sound like fun people to hang out with.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Jose posted:

Piss tape Israel

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

bulgogi hoagie can't mingle with poors, he's got a child sex convention to go to

it's called "parliament", I believe

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Jose posted:

we need at least 1 trading partner after hard brexit why not zimbabwe

well, you both have currencys of similar value

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
can't wait for the troubles 2: explosive boogaloo.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Irony Be My Shield posted:

It makes a lot of sense that people who can sign up to fight and die abroad are not allowed to vote.

britain trying to go back to the good old days of ww1

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
not forgiving the danes is similar to how i still haven't forgiven the uk for aiding the confederacy during the american civil war. "private individuals" my rear end. you built them loving ships.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Yeah but British shipbuilders didn't see any reason not to get paid building blockade runners and commerce raiders for the traitor states, and even laid down a couple ironclads if memory serves (which I think later got sold to the Ottomans), all while the government bought the flimsiest goddamn excuses imaginable about what the ships were being built to do, and for whom.

if i'm not wrong one or two had mostly british crews as well.

edit: the CSS Alabama is the one i can find most reference to.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Ague Proof posted:

I read it as The Candadate for some reason.

the absolute dad

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Bryter posted:

But if it's the Billy Bragg internationale I'm turning tory

i actually prefer that version. the original seems so old and eurocentric.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Nebakenezzer posted:

What's this thread's opinion of Spitting Image?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReIAna459sg

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Have you seen the state of our country and everything in it?

i think you're mixing cause and effect

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
if this sort of thing happened in the us it would def. cause the collapse of society.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Crane Fist posted:

Actually you're all a bunch of loving Americans

at least we're not loving children

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Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

message of his life? if you're a rich white man with connections you can be an absolute failure at everything, killing millions through your actions, but so long as you are right once people will adore you?

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