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RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??


a helpful bear posted:

a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his bathing suit area

Arrrrrrr, tis a livin', that it be

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Manifisto




a helpful bear posted:

a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his bathing suit area

"arr," he said, "it drives me nuts! sails. it sails me nuts. does that even work though? nuts for sale. arr, me nuts for sale!" he pauses for a while and then says, skeptically, "I guess"


ty heather papps and luvcow

manero





I'm Rick Steves, until next time, smell ya later!

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Not a joke so much as a question. How do I get the ol' juices flowing?

more falafel please

forums poster



Prurient Squid posted:

Not a joke so much as a question. How do I get the ol' juices flowing?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pc1DZ2k31w8

always does it for me



sig once again by the one and only heather papps!

Dip Viscous



an owl with nothing to lose that's going to start repeatedly asking a different question

Royal Updog

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

Dip Viscous posted:

an owl with nothing to lose that's going to start repeatedly asking a different question

small parasite bird whose only purpose is to append an "m"


original sig do not steal

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Darth Pokemon

biosterous






Dip Viscous posted:

an owl with nothing to lose that's going to start repeatedly asking a different question

Royal Updog posted:

small parasite bird whose only purpose is to append an "m"

"whym?"


https://giant.gfycat.com/PaltryAcclaimedElectriceel.webm
thank you manifisto for this sig!!!

vaporslug by deep dish peat moss

Prof. Crocodile




mods pls change my name to whym


thank you heather papps for this historically great sig!
thank you deep dish peat moss for preparing me for The War with dope rhymes!

manero





whomst owl

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

the hamster said 'leave it to me' and then...

google THIS



manero posted:

whomst owl

You can attract them with a bird whilst

biosterous






google THIS posted:

You can attract them with a bird whilst


https://giant.gfycat.com/PaltryAcclaimedElectriceel.webm
thank you manifisto for this sig!!!

vaporslug by deep dish peat moss

Dip Viscous



The Deadest Ninja 3: Extremely Dead As poo poo

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Congratulations sir you just won a lifetime supply of bread!!!

[Caption in Impact font] A BREADWINNER

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you


a convicted murderer in prison hoping that netflix or a podcast makes a documentary about his crimes but not trying to sound desperate

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

A board game about the military industrial complex called Monopoly Of Violence.

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
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Prurient Squid posted:

A board game about the military industrial complex called Monopoly Of Violence.

Advance to the nearest Procurement Contract. If unowned, you may submit a single bidder proposal.

Oh no, you landed on Lockheed-Martin, and it's got two stealth bombers on it!

Kickbacks in your favour! Collect $$$

You have won second prize in a logistics bid, collect $$$

Presidential Pardon (instead of get out of jail free)

Etc, etc...

Nosfereefer



the old norse mythology promises warriors who die in battle an eternity in valhalla

which basically consists of free lodgings and food

this being such a charmingly underwhelming iron-age paradise makes me wonder about other bargain religions

Nosfereefer



they say that if you die on the job in retail, you will live in endless peace with rent cut in half, as well as your step dad not being such a jerk

Nosfereefer



if amazon warehouse workers apply themselves enough, the gods will grant them an afterlife with no unpaid overtime

RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??


A gardener killed by his own pruning shears shall spend eternity in a nice garden shed with endless tea/coffee supplied by kindly grandma's.

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

What if the human race one day just got bored with tits and rear end and then just wondered why everybody cared so much?

ChubbyChecker



Nosfereefer posted:

they say that if you die on the job in retail, you will live in endless peace with rent cut in half, as well as your step dad not being such a jerk

wouldn't that send him to walmarthalla where he fights endless karens



Yinlock





a visionary high-concept director directs a cheap porno

"i want you to really explore the taint with the camera"


Jestery

D. HALL


Liminal-space.jav

fps_nug



I have to poop but I dont want to get out of bed

that's the poo poo that keeps me up at night

Gene Hackman Fan



i have no rectum an d i must fart

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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Rectum? drat near killed him!

Gene Hackman Fan



Prurient Squid posted:

Rectum? drat near killed him!

rectum? i meant to say rear end in a top hat

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xcheopis




RickRogers posted:

A gardener killed by his own pruning shears shall spend eternity in a nice garden shed with endless tea/coffee supplied by kindly grandma's.

Those shears were tired of all the cutting remarks.

bird.



acting detached and above it all on discord as i talk about going to the vintage IRC store

take the moon



shootout at the jk corral, with novelty flag guns



sig by heather papps

sig gob by khanstant

Prof. Crocodile



take the moon posted:

shootout at the jk corral, with novelty flag guns

I dare you to knock this fake dog doo off my shoulder.


thank you heather papps for this historically great sig!
thank you deep dish peat moss for preparing me for The War with dope rhymes!

Cubone

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

coexist bumper sticker but instead of religious symbols and stuff it's made of something awful gang tags

Rags to Liches

future skeleton soldier




a man condemned for not paying overdue gym fees to run on a giant banana peel treadmill for eternity while Yakety Sax plays

Gene Hackman Fan



french supervillian named francois du trois whose schemes keep getting sidetracked because everybody is making fun of his name

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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

I once drew a picture of a guy called monsiur detante as an elephant with a goatee and an overcoat and bowler hat. Maybe they could be friends?

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canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you


Gene Hackman Fan posted:

french supervillian named francois du trois whose schemes keep getting sidetracked because everybody is making fun of his name

cops never bother looking him up in the system because they assume it's a psuedonym

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