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Woh, is that a thing I like??
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a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his bathing suit area
Arrrrrrr, tis a livin', that it be
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Apr 13, 2021 09:59
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a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his bathing suit area
"arr," he said, "it drives me nuts! sails. it sails me nuts. does that even work though? nuts for sale. arr, me nuts for sale!" he pauses for a while and then says, skeptically, "I guess"
 
ty heather papps and luvcow
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Mar 10, 2021 21:01
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I'm Rick Steves, until next time, smell ya later!
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Mar 11, 2021 02:50
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Not a joke so much as a question. How do I get the ol' juices flowing?
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Mar 11, 2021 09:33
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an owl with nothing to lose that's going to start repeatedly asking a different question
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Mar 12, 2021 06:15
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- Royal Updog
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Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
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an owl with nothing to lose that's going to start repeatedly asking a different question
small parasite bird whose only purpose is to append an "m"
original sig do not steal
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Mar 12, 2021 06:22
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Darth Pokemon
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Mar 12, 2021 19:01
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mods pls change my name to whym
 
thank you heather papps for this historically great sig!
thank you deep dish peat moss for preparing me for The War with dope rhymes!
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Mar 13, 2021 02:43
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whomst owl
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Mar 13, 2021 03:25
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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the hamster said 'leave it to me' and then...
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Mar 13, 2021 12:46
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You can attract them with a bird whilst
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Mar 13, 2021 14:59
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The Deadest Ninja 3: Extremely Dead As poo poo
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Mar 15, 2021 21:22
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Congratulations sir you just won a lifetime supply of bread!!!
[Caption in Impact font] A BREADWINNER
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Mar 16, 2021 07:47
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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a convicted murderer in prison hoping that netflix or a podcast makes a documentary about his crimes but not trying to sound desperate
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Mar 22, 2021 16:05
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A board game about the military industrial complex called Monopoly Of Violence.
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Mar 26, 2021 19:09
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"I think he's watching us..."
"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
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A board game about the military industrial complex called Monopoly Of Violence.
Advance to the nearest Procurement Contract. If unowned, you may submit a single bidder proposal.
Oh no, you landed on Lockheed-Martin, and it's got two stealth bombers on it!
Kickbacks in your favour! Collect $$$
You have won second prize in a logistics bid, collect $$$
Presidential Pardon (instead of get out of jail free)
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Mar 26, 2021 20:48
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the old norse mythology promises warriors who die in battle an eternity in valhalla
which basically consists of free lodgings and food
this being such a charmingly underwhelming iron-age paradise makes me wonder about other bargain religions
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Mar 26, 2021 21:27
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they say that if you die on the job in retail, you will live in endless peace with rent cut in half, as well as your step dad not being such a jerk
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Mar 26, 2021 21:35
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if amazon warehouse workers apply themselves enough, the gods will grant them an afterlife with no unpaid overtime
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Mar 26, 2021 21:37
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- RickRogers
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Woh, is that a thing I like??
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A gardener killed by his own pruning shears shall spend eternity in a nice garden shed with endless tea/coffee supplied by kindly grandma's.
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Mar 26, 2021 21:42
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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What if the human race one day just got bored with tits and rear end and then just wondered why everybody cared so much?
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Mar 27, 2021 13:53
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- Jestery
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D. HALL
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Liminal-space.jav
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Mar 28, 2021 09:12
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I have to poop but I dont want to get out of bed
that's the poo poo that keeps me up at night
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Mar 28, 2021 17:26
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i have no rectum an d i must fart
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Mar 29, 2021 20:31
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Rectum? drat near killed him!
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Mar 29, 2021 20:38
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- Gene Hackman Fan
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Rectum? drat near killed him!
rectum? i meant to say rear end in a top hat
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Mar 29, 2021 21:19
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A gardener killed by his own pruning shears shall spend eternity in a nice garden shed with endless tea/coffee supplied by kindly grandma's.
Those shears were tired of all the cutting remarks.
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Mar 30, 2021 16:06
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- bird.
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acting detached and above it all on discord as i talk about going to the vintage IRC store
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Mar 30, 2021 16:52
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shootout at the jk corral, with novelty flag guns
sig by heather papps
sig gob by khanstant
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Mar 31, 2021 01:32
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shootout at the jk corral, with novelty flag guns
I dare you to knock this fake dog doo off my shoulder.
thank you heather papps for this historically great sig!
thank you deep dish peat moss for preparing me for The War with dope rhymes!
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Mar 31, 2021 01:54
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Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
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coexist bumper sticker but instead of religious symbols and stuff it's made of something awful gang tags
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Apr 1, 2021 02:55
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a man condemned for not paying overdue gym fees to run on a giant banana peel treadmill for eternity while Yakety Sax plays
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Apr 1, 2021 03:34
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french supervillian named francois du trois whose schemes keep getting sidetracked because everybody is making fun of his name
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Apr 1, 2021 16:36
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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I once drew a picture of a guy called monsiur detante as an elephant with a goatee and an overcoat and bowler hat. Maybe they could be friends?
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- Adbot
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Apr 13, 2021 09:59
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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french supervillian named francois du trois whose schemes keep getting sidetracked because everybody is making fun of his name
cops never bother looking him up in the system because they assume it's a psuedonym
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