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Starshark


BRB pooping posted:

Hello, welcome to the butt-restaurant, may i take your order?

Ooh, username-post combo, niiice.

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Plebian Parasite



my longterm goal to replace my normal obsolete hands with stickyhands

Manifisto




Plebian Parasite posted:

my longterm goal to replace my normal obsolete hands with stickyhands

we will need to know the origin story and costume of your superhero (or supervillain, I don't judge) but your kryptonite/fatal weakness is obvious: lint


ty heather papps and luvcow

cda


BRB pooping posted:

Hello, welcome to the butt-restaurant, may i take your order?

please wait to be seated


sig by vanisher

alnilam


Posting in the springtime


Mississauga but it's like Mrs. Aoooga

i am he



kind of hurt and upset that nobody like d it when whispered eat his rear end into the microphone attached to my earpods

Slush Garbo

Ma! Ma! Dey's makin funna Italians on the Sumtin' Offal Forums! Ma! We gotta whack these assholes!


Why are you loving idiots giving this place 4 stars and then leaving amazing reviews, this place is over five stars, you are just loving everything up you don't know how the system works I'm really very mad about this and I'm going to be very upset about it for some time leading into the future now

Cory in the Blouse

SAMUS ARAN
OUR ONLY HOPE!


Airports that ask you to fit into a pair of slightly wider than normal test pants before they will give you your boarding pass

Cory in the Blouse

SAMUS ARAN
OUR ONLY HOPE!


How do Eskimos get refunds from uncle Sam? Inuit TurboTax

BRB pooping


Yes sir, we do have the butt special tonight aswell. So your order is one Butt special, one poopsoup, two assburgers and a hot dog. Anything else?

Starshark


So... What's supposed to happen on Steak and a Blow Job Day?

FactsAreUseless



Starshark posted:

So... What's supposed to happen on Steak and a Blow Job Day?
You suck off a cow.

FactsAreUseless



And once your mom finishes, you can have steak.

Fredflonston




Manifisto




Cory in the Blouse posted:

How do Eskimos get refunds from uncle Sam? Inuit TurboTax

byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

alnilam posted:

Mississauga but it's like Mrs. Aoooga

that aint how u say it?

alnilam


Posting in the springtime


mrbradlymrmartin posted:

that aint how u say it?

It is but like you really emphasize the Aooooga like you're an old timey horn
and it's Mrs. That
idk just spitballin here!

Manifisto




mrs.

deep dish peat moss

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.



Computer viruses that work on people, like Malwaria and Trojan Hoarse

Plebian Parasite



deep dish peat moss posted:

Computer viruses that work on people, like Malwaria and Trojan Hoarse

all my bowel movements look like the o rly owl

deep dish peat moss

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.



DiGiornolism brand frozen newspapers, just take home and bake and you can read the news

byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

deep dish peat moss posted:

DiGiornolism brand frozen newspapers, just take home and fake and you can read the news

deep dish peat moss

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.



Days in Norm Al's life after he decided to retire from being Weird.

Bobby Deluxe

this changes nothing, i am still dead inside

b@@kmarkin dis

cda


deep dish peat moss posted:

Days in Norm Al's life after he decided to retire from being Weird.

"Hey, Weird Al!" I hear someone call. I turn around, normally.
"I've moved on," I say, without a trace of irony, "I play covers now."
Just another ordinary day in the life of Norm Al.

Bobby Deluxe

this changes nothing, i am still dead inside

my wife said she wanted the rag and bone man cd

turns out cd is an acronym for compact disc as well as cross dresser and now my wife is upstairs crying and hairy dave is starting to eye up my radiators

Fredflonston




I hit the bondage expo ready to rock.

DragQueenofAngmar

You shall not pass!


a dating show where its speed dating but halfway through all the ladies just casually take their hand out of their lap to reveal theyre holding a revolver. they dont do anything with it though, just kinda hang onto it. i think itd be real interesting

byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

a dating show where its speed dating but halfway through all the ladies just casually take their hand out of their lap to reveal theyre holding a revolver. they dont do anything with it though, just kinda hang onto it. i think itd be real interesting

so shed rather go to the range than the gallery or the disco?

DragQueenofAngmar

You shall not pass!


mrbradlymrmartin posted:

so shed rather go to the range than the gallery or the disco?

nah dude they just hang onto it. they go on whatever date they were gonna go on. they just have a gun, in their hand at all times

byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

nah dude they just hang onto it. they go on whatever date they were gonna go on. they just have a gun, in their hand at all times

is that not de rigueur in your neck of the woods

Pot Smoke Phoenix

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!



It's a box of cereal called Honey Bunches of Hall and Oates but it's a lot cornier than Honey Bunches of Oates and the gimmick is when you finish off the box, a sensor inside triggers and the box starts singing "It's G-O-O-O-O-NE! Oh, I'd... get a coupon and replace it!"



Sig elements by Khanstant, Balls Dildo & CoG

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byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Hall 'n' Bunches of Oates

Starshark


You might think this is crazy but you're all using the bb to drain my semen from me to give to the Illuminati, Rothschilds and Reptilians to use as a super-weapon to sterilize white people.

Rotten Punk



the concept of "developing a thread"


alnilam


Posting in the springtime


I'll show you a joke not worth making a thread about... if you turn your screen off

Pot Smoke Phoenix

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!



Q: What do you call a Pharoah who's a real jerk?

A: A cartouchebag



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byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Rotten Punk posted:

the concept of "developing a thread"

thread life begins at conception

DragQueenofAngmar

You shall not pass!


alnilam posted:

I'll show you a joke not worth making a thread about... if you turn your screen off

thats cold man

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Scroon



Reality fix-it-up TV series: Pimp my Shed

Dave we're gonna rock your world by creating - get this - ceiling mounted hanging racks for your garden tools. Plus bass-activated neon lights hooked up to the in-shed sound system.

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