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Hello, welcome to the butt-restaurant, may i take your order?
Ooh, username-post combo, niiice.
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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Hello, welcome to the butt-restaurant, may i take your order?
please wait to be seated
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Apr 27, 2017 17:44
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- alnilam
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Mississauga but it's like Mrs. Aoooga
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Apr 27, 2017 21:47
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kind of hurt and upset that nobody like d it when whispered eat his rear end into the microphone attached to my earpods
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Apr 28, 2017 06:13
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FALSE SLACK
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Why are you loving idiots giving this place 4 stars and then leaving amazing reviews, this place is over five stars, you are just loving everything up you don't know how the system works I'm really very mad about this and I'm going to be very upset about it for some time leading into the future now
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Apr 28, 2017 06:47
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SAMUS ARAN
OUR ONLY HOPE!
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Airports that ask you to fit into a pair of slightly wider than normal test pants before they will give you your boarding pass
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Apr 28, 2017 08:48
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SAMUS ARAN
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How do Eskimos get refunds from uncle Sam? Inuit TurboTax
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Apr 28, 2017 09:05
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Yes sir, we do have the butt special tonight aswell. So your order is one Butt special, one poopsoup, two assburgers and a hot dog. Anything else?
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Apr 28, 2017 10:23
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So... What's supposed to happen on Steak and a Blow Job Day?
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Apr 28, 2017 11:07
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So... What's supposed to happen on Steak and a Blow Job Day?
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Apr 28, 2017 11:35
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And once your mom finishes, you can have steak.
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Apr 28, 2017 11:34
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- byob historian
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I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
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Mississauga but it's like Mrs. Aoooga
that aint how u say it?
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Apr 28, 2017 18:00
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- alnilam
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It is but like you really emphasize the Aooooga like you're an old timey horn
and it's Mrs. That
idk just spitballin here!
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Apr 28, 2017 18:04
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- deep dish peat moss
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Computer viruses that work on people, like Malwaria and Trojan Hoarse
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Apr 28, 2017 18:38
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DiGiornolism brand frozen newspapers, just take home and bake and you can read the news
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Apr 28, 2017 21:12
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- byob historian
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I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
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DiGiornolism brand frozen newspapers, just take home and fake and you can read the news
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Apr 28, 2017 21:13
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- deep dish peat moss
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Days in Norm Al's life after he decided to retire from being Weird.
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Apr 28, 2017 21:14
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- Bobby Deluxe
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salesman of the year
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b@@kmarkin dis
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Apr 28, 2017 22:18
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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Days in Norm Al's life after he decided to retire from being Weird.
"Hey, Weird Al!" I hear someone call. I turn around, normally.
"I've moved on," I say, without a trace of irony, "I play covers now."
Just another ordinary day in the life of Norm Al.
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Apr 28, 2017 22:25
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salesman of the year
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my wife said she wanted the rag and bone man cd
turns out cd is an acronym for compact disc as well as cross dresser and now my wife is upstairs crying and hairy dave is starting to eye up my radiators
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Apr 28, 2017 22:44
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- Fredflonston
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I hit the bondage expo ready to rock.
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Apr 29, 2017 04:40
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- DragQueenofAngmar
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You shall not pass!
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a dating show where its speed dating but halfway through all the ladies just casually take their hand out of their lap to reveal theyre holding a revolver. they dont do anything with it though, just kinda hang onto it. i think itd be real interesting
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Apr 29, 2017 18:35
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- byob historian
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I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
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a dating show where its speed dating but halfway through all the ladies just casually take their hand out of their lap to reveal theyre holding a revolver. they dont do anything with it though, just kinda hang onto it. i think itd be real interesting
so shed rather go to the range than the gallery or the disco?
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Apr 29, 2017 19:00
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- DragQueenofAngmar
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You shall not pass!
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so shed rather go to the range than the gallery or the disco?
nah dude they just hang onto it. they go on whatever date they were gonna go on. they just have a gun, in their hand at all times
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Apr 29, 2017 19:16
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- byob historian
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I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
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nah dude they just hang onto it. they go on whatever date they were gonna go on. they just have a gun, in their hand at all times
is that not de rigueur in your neck of the woods
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Apr 29, 2017 19:24
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Can't post for 21 days!
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It's a box of cereal called Honey Bunches of Hall and Oates but it's a lot cornier than Honey Bunches of Oates and the gimmick is when you finish off the box, a sensor inside triggers and the box starts singing "It's G-O-O-O-O-NE! Oh, I'd... get a coupon and replace it!"
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Apr 29, 2017 19:24
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- byob historian
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Hall 'n' Bunches of Oates
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Apr 29, 2017 19:32
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- Starshark
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You might think this is crazy but you're all using the bb to drain my semen from me to give to the Illuminati, Rothschilds and Reptilians to use as a super-weapon to sterilize white people.
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Apr 29, 2017 19:33
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- Pot Smoke Phoenix
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Q: What do you call a Pharoah who's a real jerk?
A: A cartouchebag
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Apr 29, 2017 23:49
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- byob historian
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I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
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the concept of "developing a thread"
thread life begins at conception
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Apr 30, 2017 00:12
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- DragQueenofAngmar
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You shall not pass!
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I'll show you a joke not worth making a thread about... if you turn your screen off 
thats cold man
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- Scroon
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Reality fix-it-up TV series: Pimp my Shed
Dave we're gonna rock your world by creating - get this - ceiling mounted hanging racks for your garden tools. Plus bass-activated neon lights hooked up to the in-shed sound system.
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