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Gene Hackman Fan posted:exchange from the future reboot of the golden girls, but four elderly millenials living together oh god this is gonna be real ---------------- |
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santa's twitter feed, filled with posts that are just a person on the naughty list he starts making sponsored posts to advertise certain toys ---------------- |
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google THIS posted:Oh no I would never install antivirus software on my child's gaming rig, it causes autism. lmao ---------------- |
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Resting Lich Face posted:Snoop Dogg opening a Vietnamese soup restaurant called Pho Shizzle this restaurant actually exists about a 5 min walk from me ---------------- |
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Putty posted:I wonder if Epstein dropped any good loot gotta farm him 50 more times for the reins ---------------- |
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SardonicTyrant posted:Being chased by a ghost wearing a white bed sheet, but then his head gets spikier and I realize I'm being chased by a spooky klansman. then counter-scaring the ghost by telling him we had a black president also that im gay and its contagious ---------------- |
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Finger Prince posted:He's not even a terrorist, he's just a shopkeeper or something and it's an arranged marriage with someone he's not in love with. But on the prompting of his crazy friend, goes about pretending to be, like his friend tells him "it's easy, you just need to whisper a few key words into the phone, the CIA computers will pick it up", so he calls his betrothed and clears his throat and whispers "jihad" and she's like what, speak louder! And he's like nothing nothing dear it was just ahh the mailman! (which is secret code for terrorist strike or something unbeknownst to him). they survive the bombing but the parents dont and they fall in love via shared grieving. but now he has to cover up his involvement or risk blowing up the marriage ---------------- |
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SardonicTyrant posted:Posters trying to explain to me calmly and patiently that, while there should be recognition for sex workers, it should probably not be called Hovember. so we let it stay brovember? not on my watch ---------------- |
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Yinlock posted:the seedy underworld of the e-sports mafia the Sopranos but esports ---------------- |
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alnilam posted:https://youtu.be/raF9wfPxir8 the unedited version is even funnier because its only like 5 stormtroopers ---------------- |
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biosterous posted:midlife crisis on infinite earths infinite crisis on middle earth ---------------- |
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:sincereposting: i always thought the episodes that weren't about murder but like outbreaks of e. coli and product safety issues were intensely more interesting. for a long second i thought you meant looney tunes eps about ecoli ---------------- |
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nut posted:my lats are sore from breakfast lmfao absurd lifehacks like this standing on your toilet and squatting to work your glutes while going putting your cereal and milk and toast and bacon and orange and coffee in the blender for bfast slurry you can drink on the bus ---------------- |
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Finger Prince posted:Fortune Stuffed Crust i'd try it ---------------- |
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Finger Prince posted:Comrade cummy ---------------- |
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It's heavy - what is this? The uh...stuff that creams are made of. ---------------- |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Reservoir Pawgs Reservoir POGs ---------------- |
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Bryce Computertoucher, at your service mlady
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abuse culture. posted:a board game about going to Canadian tire or Costco and getting Great Deals there actually is a mall madness boardgame i played as a kid, about chasing after flash sales. it was fun ---------------- |
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baw posted:an SA poster who sends a thank you message to anyone who quotes them this is a terrible idea ---------------- |
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