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new email form concerned lady Richard Cocks

quote:

Good day sir. My name is richardson cox.
Am from chicago united state of america. Am happy to write to you today. I want to your profiel
to check your identity and i was so much happy to see that you have good identity.
Am 21 years old lady schooling at university of chicago studying accounting.i was in my first
year in university before my father and mom deid in accident and am the only child of my late
parent. when the news came to me in school i was very shock because my uncle hate me and my
family so much because of my late father investment and his money. He want to kill me too so
that he will inherits my fathers property and money. I am the next of king in my late fathers
property. He will all to me as his only child.Now that my uncle wanna kill me by all miss.
so i have to run away from the house to save my life first. my father lawyer advice me to run
away first.And the documents of my late father investment is with him and the bank where my father
bank the sum of ($20,000000) TWENTY MILLION USD. All the documents is with my late father lawyer.And he told
me told me to look for trust worthy pearson that will not hurt me. And my spirit ask me to tell you about
it.I hope you are not gonna hurt me.Am waiting to read from u. THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU. (JESSICA)

# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 04:38

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 09:13

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Just me and my giant crab claw for an arm

# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 13:25

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Glass jars will never bother me again!

# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 16:22

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The Devil went down to Georgia but instead of fiddles they use recorders.

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 23:06

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Did you hear? Poison Ivy is the new hot thing! Everyone is doing it. Why haven't you jumped into some poison ivy yet, gramps? Are you lame? Too uncool for poison ivy?

# ¿ Jun 26, 2017 13:12

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Reservoir Dogs, but byob.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 16:33

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Mr. Blonde dances around and pulls a silver quarter from behind my ear, Mr. Pink's forgotten tip. Shoulda known he was gonna do that when the BYOB Reggae started playing on the radio.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 16:56

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Starman Super DX posted:

snacks always advertise low-fat but what about snacks that advertised how lovely they were for you but like in a realistically marketable sense?

"high in fat! but that's okay. you deserve it."

"lots of sugar and salt! because it tastes better."

# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 18:33

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Would it be a good idea to buy a bunch of Minecraft books and review them cause im gonna do it

# ¿ Jul 4, 2017 04:56

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Twenty Four posted:

Gordon Ramsey and the Bar Rescue guy at each others establishments, just yelling back and forth at each other about how crap they are and throwing tantrums, completely disagreeing on every point made.

*nervously blows on soup ordered by accident while trying to block out the angry food men*

# ¿ Jul 6, 2017 21:03

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bring your Dad to BYOB day

# ¿ Jul 12, 2017 02:03

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DavidAlltheTime posted:

It's a normal workplace but the boss is a cat who won't answer any questions so it's very frustrating to work there.

The Boss Kitten

# ¿ Jul 12, 2017 13:09

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you joke but I think i can get some use out of that last one

# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 22:47

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my pants vibrate so fast that they create a cyclone that sucks in all the women in the neighborhood to my house and now they won't leave

# ¿ Jul 17, 2017 04:34

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Byob mythical folklore creatures

# ¿ Jul 17, 2017 14:03

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little munchkin posted:

my trick is to post a thread where the op is just an explanation of what the joke is. then you can just post a joke whenever you think of it

example: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3826136

these types of threads are always the best because i can make them and have people cover my bad jokes

# ¿ Jul 17, 2017 15:35

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just me and my extremely gigantic pants pockets

sometimes my friends like to ride inside

# ¿ Jul 17, 2017 20:12

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they call me dumbo because my pants with gigantic pockets are actually shorts

# ¿ Jul 17, 2017 20:18

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Shrek killed Donkey by accident and needs to explain it away to his ogre wife

# ¿ Aug 23, 2017 23:21

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Jedrick posted:

Help! My dick is stuck in the VCR, and no, I will not explain why.

being too kind for that rewind

# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 03:46

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The esports themed funeral for my grandfather, the greatest Falco player of all time

# ¿ Aug 30, 2017 13:33

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May the son of the deceased come up and say a few words?

Son: MISHUN... COMPRETE!!!!

# ¿ Aug 30, 2017 17:40

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little munchkin posted:

*sobbing while delivering the eulogy* my grandfather's death was total bullshit, imo it was rng that killed him, not the cancer. he would have easily survived if it was best 2 out of 3

gently caress lmao

# ¿ Aug 30, 2017 18:53

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AverySpecialfriend posted:

make the thread its good

FINE

# ¿ Aug 30, 2017 19:24

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A world without Wario...

# ¿ Aug 30, 2017 20:14

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sebmojo posted:

edible cars

Kind of hard to keep people in my trunk if they keep eating their way out

# ¿ Sep 1, 2017 13:55

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Yeah, I vape. *sucks out air in tires and floats away*

# ¿ Sep 1, 2017 13:56

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Jedrick posted:

I just noticed that the word "semen" sounds an awful lot like the words "see/sea men". Perhaps there are some chuckles to be had here?

Only on the Dreamcast

# ¿ Sep 3, 2017 06:07

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Evil versions of things

Evil Seinfeld

Evil Coffee

Evil Weed

# ¿ Sep 5, 2017 22:54

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Evil Resident Evil 666, you can't play as Leon

# ¿ Sep 6, 2017 01:01

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*does a sit-up*

# ¿ Sep 6, 2017 23:43

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Plans to destroy mario

# ¿ Sep 15, 2017 00:02

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Echoes of Balrogs screaming about fight money

# ¿ Sep 16, 2017 22:49

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Googled penis porn to prove to my wife porn with penises in it exists

# ¿ Sep 19, 2017 00:09

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Toy Story 5 documents the lives of Buzz and Woody after they realize their batteries will eventually corrode. Their last moments will be choking on acid foam as their glass eyes fog over.

# ¿ Sep 21, 2017 02:34

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Hotel Wario

# ¿ Sep 22, 2017 01:30

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accidentally locked inside the Disney Vault

# ¿ Nov 1, 2017 17:57

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A thief who steals peoples bones right under their noses

# ¿ Nov 26, 2017 06:36

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grof

# ¿ Apr 26, 2018 02:04

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 09:13

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Ancient weed

# ¿ May 1, 2018 21:10

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