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Vox Nihili posted:oh HELL yeah i have nothing to do since i don't know how to mow a lawn, and... how is l.o.g going to ignore a secretary of boxed wine position? i can post a stack of empty boxes right the gently caress now, i won't, but i can
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Lindsey O. Graham posted:i have nothing to do since i don't know how to mow a lawn, and... dont lie i seen you watchin them boys from the lawn service!!!!
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Apr 26, 2017 22:55
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:dont lie i seen you watchin them boys from the lawn service!!!! ok, well, true i've been layin' in a chaise lounge while drinkin' gin martinis with thatim, and watching handpicked handsome men mow for me because,  and i don't pull weeds, not a man in my position  especially, since they threw out my Irish moss idea, i had a whole thing planned, i was gon' show lg pictures from home and garden...creativity is rarely rewarded 
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Apr 26, 2017 23:08
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Lindsey O. Graham posted:and i don't pull weeds, not a man in my position i dont pull weeds i smoke em 
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Apr 26, 2017 23:45
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:i dont pull weeds i smoke em what! what!   
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Apr 26, 2017 23:59
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hi I'm still interested in secretary of state but, have you considered a minister of culture
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Chokes McGee posted:hi I'm still interested in secretary of state but, have you considered a minister of culture i like it   
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i was promised a cabinet position, i prefer ikea cabinets but ill take anything raelly, i dont own much furniture
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Apr 27, 2017 07:12
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maybe the secretary of booze's office should be called the Cabinet Sauvignon
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punchymcpunch posted:maybe the secretary of booze's office should be called the Cabinet Sauvignon the only boxed wine i ever drink
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Apr 27, 2017 11:38
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Lindsey O. Graham posted:the only boxed wine i ever drink 
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punchymcpunch posted:maybe the secretary of booze's office should be called the Cabinet Sauvignon
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Apr 27, 2017 17:15
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Lindsey O. Graham posted:ok, well, true oh poo poo i just put irish moss in this year. i didnt get enough so now it looks like a patchy mud hole but i have high hopes!!!!!!!!
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Apr 27, 2017 17:23
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Lindsey O. Graham posted:i have nothing to do since i don't know how to mow a lawn, and... thats a deputy assistant undersecretary tho
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Apr 27, 2017 17:24
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i was going to post a photo of my sick rad classy as gently caress drinks globe and then the fuckin lid fell of my cheap piece of poo poo drinks globe
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Apr 27, 2017 17:39
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Lindsey O. Graham posted:i have nothing to do since i don't know how to mow a lawn, and... lawing mows is my thing, but i can teach you. you can ride with me on the mowing machine 
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Apr 27, 2017 18:26
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Vox Nihili posted:oh HELL yeah Big liquor has bought me, tooth and liver. I present the campaign ad teaser:  Bend the knee now before I break out the heavy stuff and you will be mercifully spared from deadly BAC.
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Apr 27, 2017 19:11
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M_Gargantua posted:Big liquor has bought me, tooth and liver. I present the campaign ad teaser: i dont see any liquor tho wheres the liquor. where is it
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Apr 27, 2017 19:29
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 here's mine, it's very comprehensive
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Apr 27, 2017 19:35
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Vox Nihili posted:i dont see any liquor tho hold your horses. it's lunch time for beer. hard stuff comes when accepting nothing mattering in the evening
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Apr 27, 2017 19:37
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M_Gargantua posted:hold your horses. it's lunch time for beer. hard stuff comes when accepting nothing mattering in the evening hahaha you wanna be in the cabinet and you still cant face that nothing ever matters
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Apr 27, 2017 19:49
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I, Mr. 2DCAT, am the only true choice for Secretary of Liquor! I submit the following from my collection to prove that I am a raging alcoholic:    In total, I have about 250 bottles floating around, but I buy and sell so much that the number kind of fluctuates. I actually even went down to my basement cellar to pull three from my good collection (yes, i consider the pappy in my living room to be rubbish!) to drink and celebrate my imminent appointment to this most prestigious position!    Why should I be selected? I am forcing the lol nothing matters agenda within the government! I have an actual meeting at the white house on the 3rd, where I intend to :think_face: all that ask dumb questions! I will follow up this ordeal by doing the same at Congress on the 9th! I plan to take a massive poo poo in both locations as well, and shitpost on the C-SPAM threads while doing so!
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Apr 27, 2017 20:21
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Sec'y of Liquor should speak for the common drunkard, lookit this fellow with his posh $500 collectables! Even brought them out to drink for us like pouring a dram is a special occasion.
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Apr 27, 2017 20:29
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I bought all of my rare whiskey at MSRP! ... like the true drunk, I drive hundreds of miles looking and hunting down leads! I will not stand for these attacks. SAD!
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Apr 27, 2017 20:32
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2DCAT posted:I bought all of my rare whiskey at MSRP! ... like the true drunk, I drive hundreds of miles looking and hunting down leads! I will not stand for these attacks. SAD! Like the truer drunk, I drive down to the local store and pick up what's in stock, decent, and ideally on sale. Like what'd you pay for that aptly-named Old Blowhard? $200?
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Apr 27, 2017 20:34
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Vox Nihili posted:Like the truer drunk, I drive down to the local store and pick up what's in stock, decent, and ideally on sale. I paid $150 for it, and only have it because the folks in MD that I go to know I like crazy stuff and offered it to me at MSRP for being a frequent customer. To be honest though, my daily drinkers are either JTS Brown BiB (MSRP $12) or Heaven Hill BiB (MSRP $14). Old Blowhard is actually pretty bad too, as is most of the Diageo stuff. I kind of forgot I had it when I went downstairs and wanted to try it again to see if i remembered it being bad lol
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Apr 27, 2017 20:39
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Vox Nihili posted:Sec'y of Liquor should speak for the common drunkard, lookit this fellow with his posh $500 collectables! Even brought them out to drink for us like pouring a dram is a special occasion. hear hear!
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Squizzle posted:oh poo poo i just put irish moss in this year. i didnt get enough so now it looks like a patchy mud hole but i have high hopes!!!!!!!! it's going to take time, but i have high hopes for it too! it looks very very pretty once it grows in 
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Apr 27, 2017 20:50
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Squizzle posted:thats a deputy assistant undersecretary tho good point
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Apr 27, 2017 20:51
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Thatim posted:lawing mows is my thing, but i can teach you. you can ride with me on the mowing machine ok, i'll dress nice for the occasion 
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Apr 27, 2017 20:56
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2DCAT posted:I, Mr. 2DCAT, am the only true choice for Secretary of Liquor! now this is a secretary of liquor i can get behind, however you are still in hot contention for me with the poster who has replaced food in his fridge with alcohol i didn't see so much as a carton of eggs in that fridge; now that's dedication 
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Apr 27, 2017 21:02
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Lindsey O. Graham posted:now this is a secretary of liquor i can get behind, however you are still in hot contention for me with the poster who has replaced food in his fridge with alcohol  My fridge contains: - Store bought vermouth - Vermouth I made (and now in wine bottles) because I got bored and thought I could make a better vermouth - experimental cocktails in Mason jars - limes to make cocktails with - 1 English muffin - garlic, to keep vampires away from my booze
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2DCAT posted:
oh man, i think at this point, you are the front runner for me this contest is going to be intense if there are more entries like yours in the race
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But did you at least get a hug?!
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wow thats a lotta whisky wait is that.... a leafy green vegetable in ur fridge? lmao better stalin photoshop that out quick
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oh hey just got back from work whats dis  oh, looks like the people's whiskey, Mellow Corn. $10 a bottle, 100% corn, bottled-in-bond (aged in government-supervised warehouses), American-made by an American-owned company, 50% ABV, competitive w/ blended scotch in terms of flavor nice 'n easy on the rocks, eminently mixable you dont even need a fancy glass to enjoy~
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i am NOT going to name names, but SOME of my competitors don't even seem to own handles... for some reason they don't sell $200 whiskey in bulk~ here are the Essentials  for those that dont come in handles, you gotta get quantity. OGD 114 is deffo my Election Night Slammer, it's a high-rye mashbill straight bourbon, near barrel proof, thick & good cinnamon and peanut notes, OH and it's like $24~ 
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i heard some folks wanted to see beer and wine too fridge, bottom shelf  fridge, door shelf  fridge, middle shelf. mason jars are vodka extract attempts, one on the right is habanero one on the left is uhhh something I've forgotten, it's fruit ok  oh and here's about half of our wine supply plus the bitters and other cocktail stuff in the back  ~please excuse the mess~ Vox Nihili has issued a correction as of 04:27 on Apr 28, 2017 |
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