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crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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I hope someone moved the last supper i had hanging in the foyer before you had the other mansion bulldozed :stonkhat:

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crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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Annyong

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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I'd like 2 apply for this job thanks

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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rudatron posted:

This administration is a SCAM

WHERE is lastgirls PLAT CERTIFICATE?

WHERE are they hiding LOWTAX's MOD MoNey?

I REFUSE to create JOINDER with this administration

sir or madame, our frosty machine is broken but we do have a special currently any size soft drink is just 99 cents

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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Captain_Maclaine posted:

It was kinda a farce the first time round too.

sir we don't have 10-piece nuggets anymore at this location. would you like a 6-piece for 2.99 or a 20-piece for 8.99?

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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extremely hypernormalized stephen king's IT voice ]: also we have a new size MAGA fries 2.69 please drive through

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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Lindsey O. Graham posted:

*continues whispering* that's it; channel Satan; i just knew when you came on, that we were gon' make some money togetha'

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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*smokes a chicken nugget out of a 4-foot tall glass on glass bong*

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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Extremely Chris Matthews voice]: i just gotta have my nugs, man. Gotta have em.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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Lastgirl posted:

Two things this weekend once Succ Up Crew has been established

1) Rolling out our shock and awe EOs

2) Hold a referendum on milk stout sometimes soon and put that debate to bed: :nws: http://www.blackcow.co.uk/about :nws:


also round o applause to the newest sycophant, crazy cloud for Secretary of Hypernormalization should our ex-president decide to accept it and come back to the public eye and pick up 400k chicken nuggets for a free speech/drive thru order to Big Moderation

oh helllllll yes I am honored and delighted to accept this prestigious role thank you Madame President :patriot:

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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Squizzle posted:

madame prez there is clearly a frog (nazi amphibian) next to red (gop color) cups in that picture on the fridge (yeti abattoir)

i propose extreme vetting in the form of comedical '''prez challenge''' (similar to the common law system mod challenge)

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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Lastgirl posted:



And as always, drink responsibly namaste

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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Madame President the Department of Hypernormalization hereby submits forums poster Trump's Baby Hands' in nomination for the CSPAM Presidential Medal of Valor in celebration of oustanding achievement in hypernormalization-awareness.

And reminder about the book club read about the collapse of the ussr book get ur book on, my dudes

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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punchymcpunch posted:

the lid fell off my globe bar so i guess the earth is gonna split in two

:rip:

I vote for that one goon with the insane collection of booze that got posted idk zhir name because of their weak-rear end posting brand but maybe that will get better with the new job title. Or maybe it'll get worse as we misinterpret obvious cries for help from someone with more booze than would be healthy for 10 people to have around, let alone one. Stay safe alcoholism ghost :buddy:

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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Baloogan posted:

I vote for ....


Weeping Wound!!

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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Change my vote to 2d thinkycat thanks

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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extremely barret voice: and it's all 'cuz of that %$^&in' (((pizza))) that people underneath are sufferin!

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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holy poo poo

for the glory of cspam

Edballs vult

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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punchymcpunch posted:

pro strat if theres more than a thousand daycrew posts i just skip em all

:justpost:

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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extremely Bart Simpson yelling into a megaphone centipede voice]: aye

Madame President, it is the opinion of the Department of Hypernormalization that justice should be swift, and plentiful, and lemon-scented.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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extremely chancellor palpatine voice]: execute order sixty ... n i n e

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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2DCAT posted:

My day drunkenness has given me an idea on how to handle the situation at hand


i'm mowin the air, randy

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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extremely oppenheimer voice]: I am become trump, destroyer of brains

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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the only thing inaccurate in this gif is the little crows feets he got that make him look like he's currently or capable of experiencing happiness :cawg:

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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Extremely congested voice]: hypernorbalization

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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I vote for the first word to be removed, "without any apparent reason" sounds great, I'm not on board with all. "All" can go take a flying gently caress @ the moon IMO

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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Lastgirl posted:

:hai: Let's just pressure hypernormalize wash that bit and go with Without Apparent Reason but in Latinese

:hai:

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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punchymcpunch posted:

fleetwood mac - rumors but its been p[hotoshopped to fleetwood macdonalds trump - fake news and the cover is jared w a sick ponyttail and ivanka

and did trump make you cry
break your brain down
shatter your illusions of gov

and is it hypernormal now
do you know how
to leak pisstape and move on

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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rip

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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ayyyyyyyyye

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:

holy poo poo what if . . . ed orbs swinging in a hammock

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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I

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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the department of hypernormalization formally submits to the executive that June 7th should be declared Piss Tape Awareness day, a c-spam holiday for annual celebration

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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free that last trump thread from modjail :haw:

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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Weeping Wound posted:

as the undersecretary of beer

AAAAAAA please let me keep my job aaaaaa this is terrifying!!!!

as the secretary of hypernormalization,

:tif:

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