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Turpitude
Oct 12, 2004

Love love love

be an organ donor


Soiled Meat

Post helpful rhyming saying please I need more. this is what I've got so far other than thread title:


red sky at night sailor's delight

red sky at morning sailor's warning

sky pink boat sink

interior crocodile alligator I drive a chevrolet movie the-atre

thanks

drunkelberger posted:

if your pee is yellow, its time to mellow
if your pee is clear, youre in the clear
if your pee is brown, flush it down
if your pee is blue, you got the flu

Turpitude fucked around with this message at Apr 20, 2017 around 20:02

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GokuGoesSSJ3
Apr 15, 2017


Lefty loosey, righty tighty.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017


you can't just bring Chip Da Ripper back from the dead and not post it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIfSaDNVjXI

I got you fam

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014





Lipstick Apathy

If she smokes she pokes

Turpitude
Oct 12, 2004

Love love love

be an organ donor


Soiled Meat

GokuGoesSSJ3 posted:

Lefty loosey, righty tighty.

oh that's a good one I use it on a daily basis, thank you for adding it to this compendium. cheers

drunkelberger
Jun 8, 2014


if your pee is yellow, its time to mellow
if your pee is clear, youre in the clear
if your pee is brown, flush it down
if your pee is blue, you got the flu

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


Two in the pink and one in the stink

Turpitude
Oct 12, 2004

Love love love

be an organ donor


Soiled Meat

drunkelberger posted:

if your pee is yellow, its time to mellow
if your pee is clear, youre in the clear
if your pee is brown, flush it down
if your pee is blue, you got the flu

a very good list of pee related rhyming sayings, thank you for sharing it with us. I usually go by "if it's yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down" which would also have been a suitable thread title

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot


rear end, gas, or grass, no one rides for free

Turpitude
Oct 12, 2004

Love love love

be an organ donor


Soiled Meat

the juice is loose

can't flim flam the zim zam

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012


stay after mass, poz your neg rear end

Turpitude
Oct 12, 2004

Love love love

be an organ donor


Soiled Meat

snitches get stitches

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002



Red touching black; you're safe Jack. Red touching yellow kills a fellow.

drunkelberger
Jun 8, 2014


Turpitude posted:

a very good list of pee related rhyming sayings, thank you for sharing it with us. I usually go by "if it's yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down" which would also have been a suitable thread title

thanks:) I do a lot of peeing so I'm kind of an expert on it. Feel free to add to the OP

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot


When in doubt, crank one out

Turpitude
Oct 12, 2004

Love love love

be an organ donor


Soiled Meat

bohunks blow chunks!!

might be a bit of a specific vernacular

Turpitude
Oct 12, 2004

Love love love

be an organ donor


Soiled Meat

drunkelberger posted:

thanks:) I do a lot of peeing so I'm kind of an expert on it. Feel free to add to the OP

done, thank again for your contribution

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


can't bust the krust

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

Skaven spotted!


Gay for pay

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



curls for girls

if you want to look tight
you gotta be tight
(never stretch)

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot



Gay for the stay (prison or boat)

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr


Bros before hos.

Turpitude
Oct 12, 2004

Love love love

be an organ donor


Soiled Meat


can't believe I forgot the one rhyme i scream every day as i walk through town

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014





Lipstick Apathy

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

Gay for the stay (prison or boat)

It ain't gay if you're underway (boat only)

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003



If it's yellow, let it mellow
If it's brown, flush it down

Turpitude
Oct 12, 2004

Love love love

be an organ donor


Soiled Meat

big nipples big life posted:

It ain't gay if you're underway (boat only)

Can't believe I forgot the one rhyme I scream every time I'm at the yacht club

Turpitude
Oct 12, 2004

Love love love

be an organ donor


Soiled Meat

great big cardboard tube posted:

can't bust the krust

Can't chill the grill

GuitarJunkie
Sep 8, 2004

"Boy, have we got a vacation for you."



Sombreros before sombrerhos (this one's for the Mexicans)

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008



When two vowels go walking the first does the talking.

Guys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses.

Leaves of three, let it be.

That one about King Henry VIII's wives. I'm not British so don't know this one. Does it rhyme?

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014





Lipstick Apathy

If I fits, I shits.

drunkelberger
Jun 8, 2014


see a snake? grab your rake!

Turpitude
Oct 12, 2004

Love love love

be an organ donor


Soiled Meat

I.C. posted:

When two vowels go walking the first does the talking.

Guys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses.

Leaves of three, let it be.

That one about King Henry VIII's wives. I'm not British so don't know this one. Does it rhyme?

i before e except after c

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



chicks with dicks

Turpitude
Oct 12, 2004

Love love love

be an organ donor


Soiled Meat

big nipples big life posted:

If I fits, I shits.

Finally a simple way to explain the 'situation' to my wife. Thanks

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

$$ Pffft, what do squids know about spending money? $$



Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 29, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy


cum in my mouth gays in the south

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real


leaves are three, leave it be!
leaves are four, eat some more
leaves are five, you're still alive
leaves are six, pick up some chicks
leaves are seven, now you're in heaven
leaves are eight, you'll be late
leaves are nine, feeling fine
leaves are ten, try again
leaves are eleven, your name is kevin
leaves are twelve, you have to shelve
leaves are thirteen, that's a green bean
leaves are fourteen, have some fluorine
leaves are fifteen, you'll be on the latrine
leaves are sixteen, use a tureen
leaves are seventeen, better have a vaccine
leaves are eighteen, gives your hair a glossy sheen
leaves are nineteen, take with mescaline
leaves are twenty, shits a-plenty

oh hey it's time to head out of work, what are the odds

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014





Lipstick Apathy

More cushion for the pushin

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



slam whale holy grail

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



where theres a hole theres a goal

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