Eurovision 2017: Wheelchair ladies to Kiev

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anatomi: Jan 31, 2015

Don't get me wrong, homoeroticism is an integral part of ESC, but I was rooting for the huggable ex-crook.

# ? Apr 22, 2017 22:49

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# ? May 11, 2024 00:02

The Mash: Feb 17, 2007; You have to say I can open my presents

As long as Greece/Cyprus/Turkey/Azerbaidjan send attractive women who can't sing and the Balkans send super-dark ballads about war and suffering, I will be satisfied.

# ? Apr 22, 2017 22:54

ditty bout my clitty: May 28, 2011; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

uber_stoat posted:

oor oh vee zion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6USa0zUMmqI

This is the erectile dysfunction of music

# ? Apr 22, 2017 23:09

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

Can someone put actual info in this thread and links to all the music and stuff, so it's an actual Eurovision thread?

Is England participating still? I'm kinda curious if they're cut out or if they're gonna have an overdone sappy music video with prestigious musicians singing the joys of Brexit and how everyone can suck their nuts.

# ? Apr 23, 2017 04:58

Total Meatlove: Jan 28, 2007; Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Jamesman posted:

Can someone put actual info in this thread and links to all the music and stuff, so it's an actual Eurovision thread?

Is England participating still? I'm kinda curious if they're cut out or if they're gonna have an overdone sappy music video with prestigious musicians singing the joys of Brexit and how everyone can suck their nuts.

The EBU is separate, so still funding and sending pop idol rejects.

People who voted Brexit won't understand that though so there'll be at least 4 Daily Mail headlines.

# ? Apr 23, 2017 09:05

HerraS: Apr 15, 2012; Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

e: everyone in Finland that voted for their lovely rear end ballad is retarted. Y'all won with Lordi of all bands. Do more of that. It works. Its different. Its a winner. gently caress YOU

Look, we won once so that we could get off the list of eternal losers and then found out how much money it costs to host this loving thing. Being fiscally responsible northerners I'm pretty sure Bogland is never again sending anyone who might get even close to winning because we just don't give a poo poo anymore and would rather keep the cash.

# ? Apr 23, 2017 09:25

Shneak: Mar 6, 2015; A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

Australia was robbed ~~by the Commonwealth.~~

# ? Apr 23, 2017 23:38

Keru: Aug 2, 2004; 'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.