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bagual posted:god may be good, but is good god? maks you thing this is an excellent tape and I was thinking of it when I ejaculated our thread into the primordial madness of the forms emil amos is a holy son
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God is good. God is great. He likes to watch Me masturbate.
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Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub.
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neato burrito posted:Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub. donkey salami posted:God is good. lol
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Hail Satan.
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When i moved here a couple years ago, it was october, i had been here for 2 months and things were getting hairy if I didn't land a job soon. I had refused a job offer a few days prior and i was stressing the gently caress out over an interview I had. So I laid down and took a little nap beforehand. Well I didn't have a nap really, instead I shut my eyes and started praying, when I became paralyzed. It was black all around me and this booming voice was like YOU ARE UNCLEAN SO I CAN'T TAKE YOU, YOU HAVE TO LOOK THROUGH MY EYES. Then i felt an incredible burning sensation all over my body like i was being burned away from the inside out. When it was done I began seeing something through someone else's eyes. It was a massive garden that spanned for eternity. Or, my mind organized it like a garden. Every element I was visualizing was a fractal. Like, think of those 3D fractals you can download and move through on your PC, it was like that, except the objects/fractals organized themselves into a stone walkway, grassy gardens, trees, etc. And It was really cool. This booming voice was talking to me while I walked around a 3D fractal garden for a bit. Then I woke up 20 minutes before it was time to leave for the interview, my hands were still clasped from the prayer and all that. Those sorts of things usually happen when people take drugs, but i was and had been sober for nearly a year at that point. THAT WAS FUN and I sincerely think it was a spiritual experience lol
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basic hitler posted:When i moved here a couple years ago, it was october, i had been here for 2 months and things were getting hairy if I didn't land a job soon. I had refused a job offer a few days prior and i was stressing the gently caress out over an interview I had. Jesus Christ
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Jesus Christ 
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Medieval Hotline: Miami looks good.
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basic hitler posted:massive garden that spanned for eternity Well, that seals it. Islam was right all along 
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Zorodius posted:Well, that seals it. Islam was right all along Nah man.
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epicurus was all like "i warned you about gods bro!!! i told you dog!" but it keeps kappening. "i told you man" he said. "i TOLD you about gods!"
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Nurgle is the patron god of most goons.
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God is a fictional character from the mythology of the ancient Middle East. Hallelujah.
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This "god" fellow owes me fifty American dollars for being real poo poo at starcraft.
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Who's a good boy? You are god. You are. Yes you are. *scratches behind God's ears*
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If there is a God then he would determine what good and evil was, and therefore he could not possibly be evil and would completely embody good. Nevertheless it would be the sworn duty of the human race to kill him.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:God is a fictional character from the mythology of the ancient Middle East. loving insightful. NOT
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God is individual insecurity. God is the believer's inability to accept that good could possibly come from within them.
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Atheist
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basic hitler posted:loving insightful. NOT Nice meltdown.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Nice meltdown. Wow, an atheist doesn't even know what a meltdown is 
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basic hitler posted:Wow, an atheist doesn't even know what a meltdown is Calm down, sir.
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Zorodius posted:I'm guessing God is the shrieking fractal tentacle void I see every time I close my eyes? Cutting my eyelids off was a good start but I'm afraid to die because I know it awaits me there? yeah you'll be one of abdullah's virgins
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bagual posted:god may be good, but is good god? maks you thing Al Ciscernos is a God.
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I don't know, but some church men handed me his biography or whatever, and even though I just read like the first half of it (it was v poorly written, dude needs an editor) he pretty much just comes off as total douchebag never says what he looks like either. probably look like a stupid idiot!! Cake Smashing Boob fucked around with this message at 22:41 on Apr 23, 2017 |
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god made our diarrhea in his diarrhea's image
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my man, have you heard the good word of satan?
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god is good and all around you thanks for the thread op 
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Not really about god, but sometime i think about getting into praying. ritualized mantras seem good at relieving anxiety??
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:Not really about god, but sometime i think about getting into praying. ritualized mantras seem good at relieving anxiety?? I used to think this was cool too, but I found out Sam Harris is into it so I switched to singing under my breath and replacing every lyric with the N-word.
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shared a joint with Jesus once, chill dude. God wont let him take drugs
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What you think of as God is actually the demiurge, stupid. Gg worshipping evil.
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The other night I dreamt that God was real, and it was utterly profound, easily the most profound and uplifting feeling of my entire life. Then I woke up. 
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i don't believe in god but if i did, then based on what i see in the world, i would have to conclude that god is hunger just this bottomless pit of entropic need expressed through every single thing in the universe
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