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God is good but Jesus talks poo poo about him being a deadbeat dad.
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You can always tell people who had parents who made them go to church until they left the nest because they're pushing 30 or 40 and still mad at every single Christian for their torture enduring a couple hours of sermons on sunday mornings and wednesday evenings.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 05:17 |
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I used to be agnostic but I have been listening to a lot of Dr jordan peterson lectures and he makes a good case for Christianity. so now I'm a Christian. the Lord is risen praise him! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RudKmwzDpNY
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 05:30 |
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Allahu Ackbar!
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 05:34 |
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Rutibex posted:I used to be agnostic but I have been listening to a lot of Dr jordan peterson lectures and he makes a good case for Christianity. so now I'm a Christian. the Lord is risen praise him!
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 05:45 |
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Tuxedo Catfish posted:i don't believe in god but if i did, then based on what i see in the world, i would have to conclude that god is hunger Correct, God is Love. love for food and life
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 05:52 |
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Christianity is stupid. Communism is good. Give up.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 05:55 |
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It's supposed to be love, ya jerkies.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 05:57 |
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Christianity is stupid. Actually communism is bad and resulted in the suffering and death of millions. Christianity on the other hand has given birth to the scientific method, individual rights, and capitalism (the best economic system ever invented)
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 05:59 |
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Christianity is stupid. Actually both are stupid. Embrace the void!
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 06:00 |
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Rutibex, I trusted you. Well, I guess I still do. Oh well!
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 06:02 |
CaptainSarcastic posted:Christianity is stupid. Liberation theology/Christian Socialism is the light my dude.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 06:03 |
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I.C. posted:Rutibex, I trusted you. I am a man of contrasts
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 06:03 |
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Christianity is stupid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDfrrgqy_Eo Give up.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 06:05 |
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Rutibex posted:I am a man of contrasts That's just called being human.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 06:06 |
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not a joke: local junkie slut found god recently, had a baptism, and now can't stop posting jesus memes on facebook. thanks a lot god. at least she's sober now i guess.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 06:08 |
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lorn Wayne posted:not a joke: local junkie slut found god recently, had a baptism, and now can't stop posting jesus memes on facebook. That is also normal. Have you ever been born again? It's intense.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 06:11 |
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I.C. posted:That is also normal. Have you ever been born again? It's intense. That's one way to touch a vagina lol
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 06:12 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:That's one way to touch a vagina lol No, you misunderstand me. You don't get to touch anything when you are born again. You meet lots of new friends. And they all love Jesus!
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 06:17 |
CaptainSarcastic posted:Christianity is stupid. You make a compelling argument NOT
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 06:18 |
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I.C. posted:That is also normal. Have you ever been born again? It's intense. My relationship with my mother probably would not support that misadventure.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 06:18 |
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I.C. posted:No, you misunderstand me. You don't get to touch anything when you are born again. You meet lots of new friends. And they all love Jesus! I never understand this fascination with Jesus. Better having a special relationship with God than with one of its countless avatars
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 06:20 |
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basic hitler posted:You make a compelling argument NOT
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 06:22 |
I pity anyone bitter about belief
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 06:23 |
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jfc imaging how big the cross would have to be. Maybe he gets nailed to a skyscraper?
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 06:23 |
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staberind posted:My relationship with my mother probably would not support that misadventure. I don't know what that means! SpaceGoatFarts posted:I never understand this fascination with Jesus. Better having a special relationship with God than with one of its countless avatars Jesus is the conduit through which blah blah blah. Whatever works, you know...
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 06:26 |
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Any mystics itt? Would like some tips about the dark night of the soul. Thx!
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 06:28 |
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I'd just crawl right up and bite him on his you-know-what. Then everyone can flee. Duh.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 06:28 |
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:I never understand this fascination with Jesus. Better having a special relationship with God than with one of its countless avatars Well, when your choice of company is either the party boy Jesus who's a little too drunk (12.0 BAC, only a true son of god would handle that!) or his hardass dad who alienated everyone and drowned a bunch of people...
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 06:30 |
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Have y'all ever read the Bible? It is very weird. Both the old and the new testaments. A zillion rules that all contradict each other. All the different editions are different, too. I've never read the Koran at all! I imagine it is similar to the other two, though...
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 06:34 |
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I.C. posted:Have y'all ever read the Bible? It is very weird. Both the old and the new testaments. A zillion rules that all contradict each other. All the different editions are different, too. I've never read the Koran at all! I imagine it is similar to the other two, though... One thing you can say about the Bible, at least women get mentioned by name. In the Koran the only woman mentioned by name is Maryam (Mary), mother of Jesus.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 06:38 |
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CaptainSarcastic posted:One thing you can say about the Bible, at least women get mentioned by name. In the Koran the only woman mentioned by name is Maryam (Mary), mother of Jesus. But the Prophet married like 4 girls, I thought. I don't know their names...I thought they had names.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 06:39 |
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is it also normal to instantly teleport atop some kind of tower, perhaps made of ivory. i mean i've done nothing but wish her well so no issues between us, but others have mocked her for her sudden beliefs and the reply is usually: *sighs and sheathes katana* i pray for you, i really do
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 06:44 |
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on an unrelated note, my satanic powers are growing by the hour
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 06:45 |
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lorn Wayne posted:on an unrelated note, my satanic powers are growing by the hour Wouldn't it freak you out if someone told you it's the same racket? Thank goodness that's not true.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 06:49 |
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Heavens Gate still has a website. You can request the VHS of the Do tapes, you just have to pay $3 shipping.http://www.heavensgate.com Hale Bopp!!
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 06:54 |
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bustercasey posted:Heavens Gate still has a website. You can request the VHS of the Do tapes, you just have to pay $3 shipping.http://www.heavensgate.com They are very nice, bustercasey. I'm sure you know. They do this as a service. Don't be weird.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 06:57 |
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I.C. posted:But the Prophet married like 4 girls, I thought. I don't know their names...I thought they had names. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women_in_the_Quran
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 07:12 |
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So it's all the names from the testaments plus new wives! And I'm sure other names... Well, what matters is being nice. Sometimes you have to remember everyone's names to do that. I cannot. Too much.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 07:16 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 21:40 |
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I.C. posted:They are very nice, bustercasey. I'm sure you know. They do this as a service. Don't be weird. Figured it'd be worthwhile materials for OPs project. I got some off of them, they are very nice indeed. Other stuff worth checking out in the realm of mind control through religion are "The Guyana Tragedy" or "Manson." Desperation is a good way to lead people into a simplified spirituality construct like Christianity. Some may find it themselves. But when people have no one else, Jesus is a really sweet dude that has tons of soup to spare.
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