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Im wondering what the actual oldest trick in the book is. Now im writing it out i'd also like to know which book has all the tricks in it. *Changes to a more personal tone, a bit quieter* Theres something on your shirt, im pointing at it
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That trick requires both clothing and a facility for speech. There's probably an older one from when we were naked and grunting
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Apr 21, 2017 11:36
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Claiming that your groping was just an attempt to get a gummi Venus De Milo that was stuck to her pants.
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Apr 21, 2017 11:37
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Grand Prize Winner posted:That trick requires both clothing and a facility for speech. There's probably an older one from when we were naked and grunting You could grunt up a ruckus and point behind someone and when they turn and look satan condemns them to hell
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Apr 21, 2017 11:38
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Person who invented poison could have made bank on poison sniffin competitions, using entry fees.
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Apr 21, 2017 11:41
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Putting pubes on a Coke can.
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Apr 21, 2017 11:44
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asking an open-ended question in hopes of a humorous reply, that's the oldest trick
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Apr 21, 2017 11:52
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probably kickflips
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Apr 21, 2017 11:54
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russian roulette with a glock
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Apr 21, 2017 11:55
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the one where someone says did u know that if ur palm is bigger than ur face you have cancer, so naturally you put your palm right up against ur face to check, and while youre checking they steal ur girlfriend
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Apr 21, 2017 11:57
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Orkin Mang posted:the one where someone says did u know that if ur palm is bigger than ur face you have cancer, so naturally you put your palm right up against ur face to check, and while youre checking they steal ur girlfriend im gay
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Apr 21, 2017 12:01
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Robo Reagan posted:im gay then swap cancer for aids and girlfriend for spa membership
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Apr 21, 2017 12:03
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Orkin Mang posted:the one where someone says did u know that if ur palm is bigger than ur face you have cancer, so naturally you put your palm right up against ur face to check, and while youre checking they steal ur girlfriend I telling the straight up truth when i say I saw some new posts itt and was going to basically make this same post
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Apr 21, 2017 12:06
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The ol' Dosie Doe
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Apr 21, 2017 12:07
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trading only the camels youve already had sex with for your neighbors daughter. it still works today oh shakazaramesh will you ever learn?
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Apr 21, 2017 12:08
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a classic is dying of old age, but before u die you leave an old treasure map behind, but theres not treasure its just a prank. u really did die penniless. i plan on using this one to own the public servant who has to clear out my personal effects from my apartment and sell them at a police auction when i die
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Apr 21, 2017 12:12
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in many ancient cultures it was tradition to lift the seat and put plastic wrap over the toilet bowl
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Apr 21, 2017 12:12
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Isaac posted:I telling the straight up truth when i say I saw some new posts itt and was going to basically make this same post a classic goof
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Apr 21, 2017 12:13
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Orkin Mang posted:a classic is dying of old age, but before u die you leave an old treasure map behind, but theres not treasure its just a prank. u really did die penniless. i plan on using this one to own the public servant who has to clear out my personal effects from my apartment and sell them at a police auction when i die 
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Apr 21, 2017 12:17
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This is probably the oldest trick, in ancient gunts the perpetrator of the trick would say "Take my wife, please!!"
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Apr 21, 2017 12:20
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Probably Shamhat tricking Enkidu into becoming a civilized man.
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Apr 21, 2017 12:24
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Expected goatse. Voting 1.
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Apr 21, 2017 12:34
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The oldest trick in the book is probably the blowjob, OP.
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Apr 21, 2017 12:54
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Universe Master posted:Probably Shamhat tricking Enkidu into becoming a civilized man. scoundrel
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Apr 21, 2017 12:57
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Literally the oldest trick in the book is a magic trick that an Egyptian dude performed which involved ripping the heads of birds and reattaching them. Source from QI
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Apr 21, 2017 13:03
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Orkin Mang posted:a classic is dying of old age, but before u die you leave an old treasure map behind, but theres not treasure its just a prank. u really did die penniless. i plan on using this one to own the public servant who has to clear out my personal effects from my apartment and sell them at a police auction when i die stay safe six-tonne-hentai ghost https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/34563595/man-crushed-to-death-by-six-tonne-porn-collection-in-japan/
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Apr 21, 2017 13:04
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uh, duh...! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SipLcrPmPOQ
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Apr 21, 2017 13:06
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just the tip
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Apr 21, 2017 13:06
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I was going to say it'd have to be after they invented books, but Universe Master posted:Probably Shamhat tricking Enkidu into becoming a civilized man. 
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Apr 21, 2017 13:11
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When the land was flooded with updog
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Apr 21, 2017 13:14
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"Got your nose!" has to have some age on it.Dave Concepcion posted:just the tip Strong contender
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Apr 21, 2017 13:17
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farting in a crowded elevator
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Apr 21, 2017 13:22
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Guess what? That's what.
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Apr 21, 2017 13:32
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"It just slipped in."
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Apr 21, 2017 13:35
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She's 117 and lives in Jamaica I think.
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Apr 21, 2017 13:43
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Dave Concepcion posted:just the tip
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Apr 21, 2017 13:50
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Pretty sure the oldest trick involves getting a talking snake to convince a guy to eat an apple another guy grew, but was hoarding for himself. Kind of lame for a trick, but they didn't have much material to work with back then.
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Apr 21, 2017 13:54
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isn't it pulling some kind of forest creature out of a top hat
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Apr 21, 2017 13:55
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Her name is Roxie. She's a stately eleventy two.
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lorn Wayne posted:isn't it pulling some kind of forest creature out of a top hat It;s convincing the forest creature that it was its own idea to come out of the hat
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