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STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

Poque posted:

AN ANNOUNCEMENT

It is now time to get your votes in for the Awful Survivor TV/IV Player of the Season! The winner of Awful Survivor TV/IV's Player of the Season contest will win a Amazon gift card!

PM me (forums or Discord) the name of the player you want to win the Player of the Season award! The deadline for sending in your vote is the start of the Final Tribal Council.

caveat: Players may not vote for themselves, but are welcome to submit votes for other players! Viewers, mods, anybody who cares enough to vote is eligible to vote! VOTE

It's back! I can never leave! I am forever a prisoner, cursed to run this horrific game until my fingers fall off! It's Awful Survivor! Eighteen goons, people that have at one point in their life or another, paid ten dollars american to post on an internet forum, will now be competing in a quest in the name of capitalism! From first time to fourth time players, this is truly a hodge podge of losers who are ready to make alliances, betray friendships, and put themselves to the test for a grand prize of $125 and the title of Sole Survivor!

Each week, we will hold two Immunity Challenges and two Tribal Councils. Immunity is important because it is what keeps you safe. You cannot be voted out if you hold it. Tribal Council is the place that is the ultimate test. This is where you will be held to judgment, you and your tribe having to vote someone out of your family. When your torch is snuffed, so is your life in this game. A truly perilous direction for your journey to take in this game. The Hidden Immunity Idol is back as well, but where it is located, will truly be an abstract mystery.

Weekly Schedule
_{Monday: Challenge (probably between 7:00-9:00pm EST)

Tuesday: Tribal Council (Probably about 7:00pm EST)

Wednesday: Challenge (probably between 7:00-9:00pm EST)

Thursday: Tribal Council (Probably about 7:00pm EST)}

This weekly schedule is more of a guideline. Some challenges might occur a little later or earlier, and some days may have a Challenge and Tribal Council on the same day. We will always announce what is occurring the next day.

TRIBES

HULUN +

Allen Wren is co-mod, be nice to him.
There will be 18 players. Every single player is a survivor. The goal is to make it to the end of the game � standing alone above all other competitors.
Players will be split into different tribes that will initially compete with each other. You must work together, or against each other, in order to be the sole survivor. There will only be one winner.
You are playing for a grand prize! The winner of Survivor will win a $125 Amazon.com Giftcard., with the Runner-Up/Runners Up winning $25. Sharing of this prize/Conspiracy of sharing/splitting/buying another player something with it is strictly forbidden.
Tribal Councils (in which one player is removed from the game) will be held every Tuesday and Thursday. Votes will be taken privately by me (gif Probst) and later published, anonymously. The player with the highest number of votes will be removed from the game. This will be announced in the thread. During Tribal Council, you may only vote for your fellow tribemates, and you MUST vote. Failure to vote will result in a penalty vote against yourself.
While alive, you may communicate out of thread with anyone that is in your own tribe. You are expected to plot against each other and make alliances and fake alliances. It is not essential to do this though... unless you want to win. If you ignore everyone out of thread, you have a death wish.
If you are voted out, you are not allowed to communicate with anyone alive/on the jury in the game. You may only contact fellow jurors in the Ponderosa page, and only if you yourself are a juror.
No bribing other players. You cannot use money or currency equivalent to coerce players to do something. The fact that I actually have to write this rule out is stupid as hell.
When voted out, you are allowed to make only one post as a goodbye message, with a maximum of 100 words. No workarounds/linking to a bigger message or anything cute like that.
There will be individual challenges and team challenges. These will be posted at a time that best suits all people in-thread (usually 7:00-9:00PM EST). Some of these will be timed so you might be disadvantaged if you cannot be around. Some challenges which can have ties will be won by the first person to submit their result. Most Tribal challenges only require a select number of participants, rather than the entirety of your tribe.
For the individual challenges, the winner will be rewarded with immunity from being voted out at Tribal Council. For groups challenges the tribes will be competing against each other. The losing tribe will be forced to go to Tribal Council, where they will have to vote out one of their own.
NO EDITING YOUR POSTS EVER!!!! Evidence of editing can result in punishment ranging from a challenge disqualification to a forced removal from the game depending on the severity and frequency. Ninja edits may be ignored but abuse will be punished.
Do not post/send chatlogs in this thread/via PM/note inside a bottle drifted through the ocean/etc. Please do not be a shitbag!!!!!
Mods need to be given access to any communication between more than two castaways. A link to a doc, IRC room, whatever. PM one of the mods (to be picked after cast is finalized) with how to access whatever you're using to talk. You don't need to do this if you are just communicating with a single other person, only if you are at least 3 people talking outside of your tribe doc.
What happens in the vista, stays in the vista. Don't post Vista exclusive content outside of it. Please message me or Wren for access to the Vista Discord channel.

STING 64 fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Jun 14, 2017

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STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

The Walrus

Age: 29
Residence: Toronto
Gender: Male
If I were to win the life impacting day to day changing one hundred twenty five dollarrs, the first thing I would do with it is: break it into pennies and put the pennies into a sock to hurl out the window of a moving bus
I awoke, in a haze. I crawl to the bathroom, douse my face in the sink water. As I raise my head, there is writing on the mirror. It reads: SCARY MIRROR WRITING!!! OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH (letters get smaller)
My motivation for winning this game: fame

Adus

Age: 32
Residence: Seattle
Gender: mole
If I were to win the life impacting day to day changing one hundred twenty five dollarrs, the first thing I would do with it is: make it rain. (by creating weather controlling device)
I awoke, in a haze. I crawl to the bathroom, douse my face in the sink water. As I raise my head, there is writing on the mirror. It reads: nice
My motivation for winning this game: to prove the first time wasn't just a fluke and also to impress ladies

curiousCat

Age: 25
Residence: Tampa, FL
Gender: Female
If I were to win the life impacting day to day changing one hundred twenty five dollarrs, the first thing I would do with it is: buy more furry art
I awoke, in a haze. I crawl to the bathroom, douse my face in the sink water. As I raise my head, there is writing on the mirror. It reads: we need clementines. also, wash the mirror, you're a terrible roommate.
My motivation for winning this game: My ego needs stroking.

jivjov

Age: 26
Residence: Missouri
Gender: Male
If I were to win the life impacting day to day changing one hundred twenty five dollarrs, the first thing I would do with it is: I dunno, maybe buy some useless poo poo off the internet?
I awoke, in a haze. I crawl to the bathroom, douse my face in the sink water. As I raise my head, there is writing on the mirror. It reads: Insert Coin To Continue
My motivation for winning this game: "Sandra.txt

I gotta be the best "

CirclMastr

Age: 34
Residence: California
Gender: Male
If I were to win the life impacting day to day changing one hundred twenty five dollarrs, the first thing I would do with it is: Gloat
I awoke, in a haze. I crawl to the bathroom, douse my face in the sink water. As I raise my head, there is writing on the mirror. It reads: Welcome to the AIDS club
My motivation for winning this game: Internet superstardom

Meinberg

Age: 33
Residence: The Lost and God-Forsaken Strip of Land, Now Forgotten in Deep Mist
Gender: Male
If I were to win the life impacting day to day changing one hundred twenty five dollarrs, the first thing I would do with it is: I would consider vey carefully the ramifications of my spending on the larger economy of the world, and then slowly purchase orbs for Fire Emblem Heroes until I have a five star team of the best of the best.
I awoke, in a haze. I crawl to the bathroom, douse my face in the sink water. As I raise my head, there is writing on the mirror. It reads: The Age of Glory ends and in the waking of the sleeping dragons, a new time comes before us. The hunters are loosed and the hounds bay at your heels. You are weak, fragile, and lost in shadows. But you are a remembered fragment of a reality that still does exist, that still clings forward to the twisting shell of a life once lived. You can be brought forth once more to initiate the world in blood and memories.
My motivation for winning this game: I am the broken one, the champion of fortune, but whose fate is clouded e'rmore. I must rid myself of this curse in the flames of purgation and hope for a brighter future for myself. And for others who follow in my steps.

AnAnonymousIdiot

Age: 28
Residence: Loveland, CO
Gender: M
If I were to win the life impacting day to day changing one hundred twenty five dollarrs, the first thing I would do with it is: Buy some fine Whiskey
I awoke, in a haze. I crawl to the bathroom, douse my face in the sink water. As I raise my head, there is writing on the mirror. It reads: MEDADV 4243699400
My motivation for winning this game: To prove that I'm not a gimmick.

Chic Trombone

Age: 23!
Residence: Tennessee
Gender: i am a gal :sun:

If I were to win the life impacting day to day changing one hundred twenty five dollarrs, the first thing I would do with it is: i have no idea yet tbh it'll be two months before this game could possibly end at the very very earliest. probably it'll be on something dumb
I awoke, in a haze. I crawl to the bathroom, douse my face in the sink water. As I raise my head, there is writing on the mirror. It reads: CLEAN THIS FILTHY MIRROR
My motivation for winning this game: third time is the charm!! :sun:

ᕦ(�_�ˇ)ᕤ �

PMush Perfect

Age: 26
Residence: Oregon
Gender: Female
If I were to win the life impacting day to day changing one hundred twenty five dollarrs, the first thing I would do with it is: Wipe my rear end with it
I awoke, in a haze. I crawl to the bathroom, douse my face in the sink water. As I raise my head, there is writing on the mirror. It reads: "Made you look"
My motivation for winning this game: DOLLA DOLLA BILLZ YALL

GulagDolls

Age: 26
Residence: FLORIDA...FOR NOW
Gender: Male
If I were to win the life impacting day to day changing one hundred twenty five dollarrs, the first thing I would do with it is: buy a hoodie where the hood is a cat's face
I awoke, in a haze. I crawl to the bathroom, douse my face in the sink water. As I raise my head, there is writing on the mirror. It reads: "I feel your love, reflection
mitsumekaesu hitomi ni egaite haruka na "
My motivation for winning this game: i have no motivation to win this

Somberbrero

Age: 27
Residence: St. Louis, Missouri
Gender: Male
If I were to win the life impacting day to day changing one hundred twenty five dollarrs, the first thing I would do with it is: Donate it to charity then act really smug about it.
I awoke, in a haze. I crawl to the bathroom, douse my face in the sink water. As I raise my head, there is writing on the mirror. It reads: You really smell like dog buns.
My motivation for winning this game: Humiliating winvirus.

Little Mac

Age: 31
Residence: Atlanta, GA
Gender: Male
If I were to win the life impacting day to day changing one hundred twenty five dollarrs, the first thing I would do with it is: "Day to day changing" doesn't make any sense.
I awoke, in a haze. I crawl to the bathroom, douse my face in the sink water. As I raise my head, there is writing on the mirror. It reads: EAT poo poo - MIRROR UNIVERSE ME
My motivation for winning this game: Winning is good. I am good. Therefore, I plan on winning.

imgay

Age: 26
Residence: Tampa, FL
Gender: Male
If I were to win the life impacting day to day changing one hundred twenty five dollarrs, the first thing I would do with it is: Buy a switch
I awoke, in a haze. I crawl to the bathroom, douse my face in the sink water. As I raise my head, there is writing on the mirror. It reads: suck my dick you fuckman
My motivation for winning this game: having fun, its about the journey. winning just a nice bonus

Propaganda Machine

Age: 30
Residence: Los Angeles
Gender: Propaganda
If I were to win the life impacting day to day changing one hundred twenty five dollarrs, the first thing I would do with it is: Buy a life-changing work-enhancing gadget or two, actually. Probably.
I awoke, in a haze. I crawl to the bathroom, douse my face in the sink water. As I raise my head, there is writing on the mirror. It reads: No it doesn't. It's loving writing on a mirror. It's not even a n inanimate object. It's not even an object. As a millennial, I vow, for science, to spend the next eight years in grad school getting to the bottom of this mystery.
My motivation for winning this game: sandra.jpg

Winvirus

Age: 26
Residence: NEW. YORK. CITY (formerly atl)
Gender: Male
If I were to win the life impacting day to day changing one hundred twenty five dollarrs, the first thing I would do with it is: eat twenty five dollar bills on camera
I awoke, in a haze. I crawl to the bathroom, douse my face in the sink water. As I raise my head, there is writing on the mirror. It reads: "delet this"
My motivation for winning this game: one hundred twenty five american dollars

AllNewJonasSalk

Age: 23
Residence: Florida
Gender: Male
If I were to win the life impacting day to day changing one hundred twenty five dollarrs, the first thing I would do with it is: Blow on a pizza.
I awoke, in a haze. I crawl to the bathroom, douse my face in the sink water. As I raise my head, there is writing on the mirror. It reads: Prepare to die... amigo.
My motivation for winning this game: The bragging rights of winning money on a website that only nerds know about. So many rights.

Mr. F!

Age: 27
Residence: USA!!!!!!
Gender: Mail
If I were to win the life impacting day to day changing one hundred twenty five dollarrs, the first thing I would do with it is: pay billz
I awoke, in a haze. I crawl to the bathroom, douse my face in the sink water. As I raise my head, there is writing on the mirror. It reads: Satin
My motivation for winning this game: To brag

mayor glowku is a punkass who didn't fill out his profile sheet, shame him

STING 64 fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Jun 13, 2017

# ? May 6, 2017 04:58

The Walrus: Jul 9, 2002; by Fluffdaddy

okay, grab the chickens, no wait, why do you have all those throw pillows what are you doing

# ? May 6, 2017 05:15

curiousCat: Sep 23, 2012; Does this look like the face of mercy, kupo?

The Walrus posted:

okay, grab the chickens, no wait, why do you have all those throw pillows what are you doing

I have a bad back I need them

# ? May 6, 2017 05:16

GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

mayor failnoob

# ? May 6, 2017 07:16

Meinberg: Oct 9, 2011; inspired by but legally distinct from CATS (2019)

I'm so angry that nobody put time into working on the mirror question. So angry!!!!!!!! _{^{_{^{because now I look like a huge nerd}}}}

# ? May 6, 2017 07:18

GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

a shocking turn of events

# ? May 6, 2017 07:20

Propaganda Machine: Jan 2, 2005; Truthiness!

Don't worry lads we snagged the chickens and they will go to good use

# ? May 6, 2017 07:37

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Don't snag me!

(This would have been funnier if I still had my previous URL.

# ? May 6, 2017 07:55

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJdSCa_nf2I

December 1st, 2014

# ? May 6, 2017 08:32

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

~~if allnewjonassalk does not post in this thread before monday afternoon or enable PMs imgay will replace him on his tribe.~~

Adus has joined the game! We have our final rosters! imgay has been moved to Hulun.

STING 64 fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Jun 13, 2017

# ? May 6, 2017 08:48

AnAnonymousIdiot: Sep 14, 2013

I feel like I've been given a sneak preview to something special.

# ? May 6, 2017 10:24

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

First Tribal Challenge will be Monday at 7pm EST. Details on the challenge will be available Sunday in your tribal Discords.

STING 64 fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Jun 13, 2017

# ? May 6, 2017 16:38

winvirus: Jan 23, 2009; You only delay the inevitable. All of this island will soon belong to me.

gulagdolls lets ally

# ? May 6, 2017 17:43

imgay: May 12, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Blockbustr lived a long life, but just couldn't survive

# ? May 6, 2017 17:52

Cartridgeblowers: Jan 3, 2006; Super Mario Bros 3

I've found an immunity idol.

# ? May 6, 2017 17:53

GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

winvirus posted:

gulagdolls lets ally

ok. oher players dont read this because the alliance is secret

# ? May 6, 2017 17:55

winvirus: Jan 23, 2009; You only delay the inevitable. All of this island will soon belong to me.

yo tampa people its gorgeous out today i'm gettin' my tan on (visiting family this weekend or i'd drink w/ y'all to alliance)

# ? May 6, 2017 19:59

Cartridgeblowers: Jan 3, 2006; Super Mario Bros 3

my mom lived in st pete until last january
it was always beautiful

# ? May 6, 2017 21:02

AnAnonymousIdiot: Sep 14, 2013

I thought I would be at home playing this game, but it turns out I'm going to be traveling across the continent as this goes on. I'll be sure to write about my travels in confessions.

# ? May 6, 2017 21:18

Somberbrero: Feb 14, 2009; ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ?

there's a thread too what the heck!

# ? May 7, 2017 03:31

jivjov: Sep 13, 2007; But how does it taste? Yummy!; Dinosaur Gum

You have to communicate /everywhere/ to be in this game

# ? May 7, 2017 11:02

Cartridgeblowers: Jan 3, 2006; Super Mario Bros 3

I communicate via carrier pigeon only

# ? May 7, 2017 14:34

Propaganda Machine: Jan 2, 2005; Truthiness!

I wonder how Meinberg is doing over on Hulun. He's never played this type of games before so I hope y'all are playing nice :ohdear:

# ? May 7, 2017 20:38

Meinberg: Oct 9, 2011; inspired by but legally distinct from CATS (2019)

Propaganda Machine posted:

I wonder how Meinberg is doing over on Hulun. He's never played this type of games before so I hope y'all are playing nice

Everyone is so nice over here, thank you for the concern though

# ? May 7, 2017 20:59

The Walrus: Jul 9, 2002; by Fluffdaddy

are there discords or somesuch set up I guess? I dont see in the op but then again i have terminal brain cancer and my mom has aids
e: oh right it was in the pm my bad

The Walrus fucked around with this message at 21:59 on May 7, 2017

# ? May 7, 2017 21:54

jivjov: Sep 13, 2007; But how does it taste? Yummy!; Dinosaur Gum

The Walrus posted:

are there discords or somesuch set up I guess? I dont see in the op but then again i have terminal brain cancer and my mom has aids

You should have gotten a PM with a link to our tribe discord.

# ? May 7, 2017 21:58

Mayor Glowku: Jul 29, 2012

I'll fill out the profile sheet hold on!??!!?!

# ? May 8, 2017 16:09

Psychotic Puggle: May 21, 2012; When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash!

IT'S BACK! :woop:

# ? May 8, 2017 19:53

Chic Trombone: Jul 25, 2010

Good morning, island :sun:

# ? May 8, 2017 20:18

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

name your five participants tribes.

STING 64 fucked around with this message at 20:55 on Jun 13, 2017

# ? May 8, 2017 20:35

Meinberg: Oct 9, 2011; inspired by but legally distinct from CATS (2019)

HULUN Volunteers:
GulagDolls
Meinberg
Chic Trombone
imgay
Mayor Glowku

# ? May 8, 2017 20:53

jivjov: Sep 13, 2007; But how does it taste? Yummy!; Dinosaur Gum

Nefilix Challenge Team
jivjov
PMush Perfect
Little Mac
Adus
CirclMastr

# ? May 8, 2017 21:18

Adus: Nov 4, 2009; heck

hey there's a thread

what up losers ready to lose? i know i am

wait

# ? May 8, 2017 21:22

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Get ready to lose... your minds!

At how cool we are.

Or something, I dunno.

# ? May 8, 2017 21:26

Meinberg: Oct 9, 2011; inspired by but legally distinct from CATS (2019)

Adus posted:

hey there's a thread

what up losers ready to lose? i know i am

wait

Hello fellow loser, I too look forward to losing.

# ? May 8, 2017 21:46

AnAnonymousIdiot: Sep 14, 2013

Ohhh, this is gonna be epic :munch:

# ? May 8, 2017 22:30

Propaganda Machine: Jan 2, 2005; Truthiness!

Legends will be born

Dreams will spread their wings and fly

Bedroom producers will post songs about this day on their SoundClouds for hours, perhaps even days to come

# ? May 8, 2017 22:36

Cartridgeblowers: Jan 3, 2006; Super Mario Bros 3

I lost

my dad at a young age

# ? May 8, 2017 23:21

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 23:33

Mr. F!: Sep 21, 2016

You guys should just concede.

# ? May 8, 2017 23:23

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