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Poque posted:AN ANNOUNCEMENT It's back! I can never leave! I am forever a prisoner, cursed to run this horrific game until my fingers fall off! It's Awful Survivor! Eighteen goons, people that have at one point in their life or another, paid ten dollars american to post on an internet forum, will now be competing in a quest in the name of capitalism! From first time to fourth time players, this is truly a hodge podge of losers who are ready to make alliances, betray friendships, and put themselves to the test for a grand prize of $125 and the title of Sole Survivor! Each week, we will hold two Immunity Challenges and two Tribal Councils. Immunity is important because it is what keeps you safe. You cannot be voted out if you hold it. Tribal Council is the place that is the ultimate test. This is where you will be held to judgment, you and your tribe having to vote someone out of your family. When your torch is snuffed, so is your life in this game. A truly perilous direction for your journey to take in this game. The Hidden Immunity Idol is back as well, but where it is located, will truly be an abstract mystery. Weekly Schedule Monday: Challenge (probably between 7:00-9:00pm EST) Tuesday: Tribal Council (Probably about 7:00pm EST) Wednesday: Challenge (probably between 7:00-9:00pm EST) Thursday: Tribal Council (Probably about 7:00pm EST) This weekly schedule is more of a guideline. Some challenges might occur a little later or earlier, and some days may have a Challenge and Tribal Council on the same day. We will always announce what is occurring the next day. TRIBES HULUN + Propaganda Machine Little Mac Adus The Jury jivjov Somberbrero Chic Trombone CuriousCat Winvirus Mayor Glowku Pmush Perfect AnAnonymousIdiot Eliminated Mr. F Meinberg CirclMastr GulagDolls The Walrus imgay AllNewJonasSalk Challenges & Tribal Councils Immunity Challenge 01|Tribal Council 01 Immunity Challenge 02|Tribal Council 02|Tribal Swap Immunity Challenge 03|Tribal Council 03 Immunity Challenge 04|Tribal Council 04 Immunity Challenge 05|Tribal Council 05 (Double Tribal) Immunity Challenge 06|Tribal Council 06|Outcast Council Awful Survivor Auction|Tribal Council 07 Immunity Challenge 08|Tribal Council 08 Immunity Challenge 09|Tribal Council 09 Immunity Challenge 10|Tribal Council 10 Immunity Challenge 11|Tribal Council 11 Immunity Challenge 12|Tribal Council 12 Immunity Challenge 13|Tribal Council 13 Immunity Challenge 14|Tribal Council 14 RULES
STING 64 fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Jun 14, 2017 |
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The Walrus Age: 29 Residence: Toronto Gender: Male If I were to win the life impacting day to day changing one hundred twenty five dollarrs, the first thing I would do with it is: break it into pennies and put the pennies into a sock to hurl out the window of a moving bus I awoke, in a haze. I crawl to the bathroom, douse my face in the sink water. As I raise my head, there is writing on the mirror. It reads: SCARY MIRROR WRITING!!! OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH (letters get smaller) My motivation for winning this game: fame Adus Age: 32 Residence: Seattle Gender: mole If I were to win the life impacting day to day changing one hundred twenty five dollarrs, the first thing I would do with it is: make it rain. (by creating weather controlling device) I awoke, in a haze. I crawl to the bathroom, douse my face in the sink water. As I raise my head, there is writing on the mirror. It reads: nice My motivation for winning this game: to prove the first time wasn't just a fluke and also to impress ladies curiousCat Age: 25 Residence: Tampa, FL Gender: Female If I were to win the life impacting day to day changing one hundred twenty five dollarrs, the first thing I would do with it is: buy more furry art I awoke, in a haze. I crawl to the bathroom, douse my face in the sink water. As I raise my head, there is writing on the mirror. It reads: we need clementines. also, wash the mirror, you're a terrible roommate. My motivation for winning this game: My ego needs stroking. jivjov Age: 26 Residence: Missouri Gender: Male If I were to win the life impacting day to day changing one hundred twenty five dollarrs, the first thing I would do with it is: I dunno, maybe buy some useless poo poo off the internet? I awoke, in a haze. I crawl to the bathroom, douse my face in the sink water. As I raise my head, there is writing on the mirror. It reads: Insert Coin To Continue My motivation for winning this game: "Sandra.txt I gotta be the best " CirclMastr Age: 34 Residence: California Gender: Male If I were to win the life impacting day to day changing one hundred twenty five dollarrs, the first thing I would do with it is: Gloat I awoke, in a haze. I crawl to the bathroom, douse my face in the sink water. As I raise my head, there is writing on the mirror. It reads: Welcome to the AIDS club My motivation for winning this game: Internet superstardom Meinberg Age: 33 Residence: The Lost and God-Forsaken Strip of Land, Now Forgotten in Deep Mist Gender: Male If I were to win the life impacting day to day changing one hundred twenty five dollarrs, the first thing I would do with it is: I would consider vey carefully the ramifications of my spending on the larger economy of the world, and then slowly purchase orbs for Fire Emblem Heroes until I have a five star team of the best of the best. I awoke, in a haze. I crawl to the bathroom, douse my face in the sink water. As I raise my head, there is writing on the mirror. It reads: The Age of Glory ends and in the waking of the sleeping dragons, a new time comes before us. The hunters are loosed and the hounds bay at your heels. You are weak, fragile, and lost in shadows. But you are a remembered fragment of a reality that still does exist, that still clings forward to the twisting shell of a life once lived. You can be brought forth once more to initiate the world in blood and memories. My motivation for winning this game: I am the broken one, the champion of fortune, but whose fate is clouded e'rmore. I must rid myself of this curse in the flames of purgation and hope for a brighter future for myself. And for others who follow in my steps. AnAnonymousIdiot Age: 28 Residence: Loveland, CO Gender: M If I were to win the life impacting day to day changing one hundred twenty five dollarrs, the first thing I would do with it is: Buy some fine Whiskey I awoke, in a haze. I crawl to the bathroom, douse my face in the sink water. As I raise my head, there is writing on the mirror. It reads: MEDADV 4243699400 My motivation for winning this game: To prove that I'm not a gimmick. Chic Trombone Age: 23! Residence: Tennessee Gender: i am a gal If I were to win the life impacting day to day changing one hundred twenty five dollarrs, the first thing I would do with it is: i have no idea yet tbh it'll be two months before this game could possibly end at the very very earliest. probably it'll be on something dumb I awoke, in a haze. I crawl to the bathroom, douse my face in the sink water. As I raise my head, there is writing on the mirror. It reads: CLEAN THIS FILTHY MIRROR My motivation for winning this game: third time is the charm!! ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ “ PMush Perfect Age: 26 Residence: Oregon Gender: Female If I were to win the life impacting day to day changing one hundred twenty five dollarrs, the first thing I would do with it is: Wipe my rear end with it I awoke, in a haze. I crawl to the bathroom, douse my face in the sink water. As I raise my head, there is writing on the mirror. It reads: "Made you look" My motivation for winning this game: DOLLA DOLLA BILLZ YALL GulagDolls Age: 26 Residence: FLORIDA...FOR NOW Gender: Male If I were to win the life impacting day to day changing one hundred twenty five dollarrs, the first thing I would do with it is: buy a hoodie where the hood is a cat's face I awoke, in a haze. I crawl to the bathroom, douse my face in the sink water. As I raise my head, there is writing on the mirror. It reads: "I feel your love, reflection mitsumekaesu hitomi ni egaite haruka na " My motivation for winning this game: i have no motivation to win this Somberbrero Age: 27 Residence: St. Louis, Missouri Gender: Male If I were to win the life impacting day to day changing one hundred twenty five dollarrs, the first thing I would do with it is: Donate it to charity then act really smug about it. I awoke, in a haze. I crawl to the bathroom, douse my face in the sink water. As I raise my head, there is writing on the mirror. It reads: You really smell like dog buns. My motivation for winning this game: Humiliating winvirus. Little Mac Age: 31 Residence: Atlanta, GA Gender: Male If I were to win the life impacting day to day changing one hundred twenty five dollarrs, the first thing I would do with it is: "Day to day changing" doesn't make any sense. I awoke, in a haze. I crawl to the bathroom, douse my face in the sink water. As I raise my head, there is writing on the mirror. It reads: EAT poo poo - MIRROR UNIVERSE ME My motivation for winning this game: Winning is good. I am good. Therefore, I plan on winning. imgay Age: 26 Residence: Tampa, FL Gender: Male If I were to win the life impacting day to day changing one hundred twenty five dollarrs, the first thing I would do with it is: Buy a switch I awoke, in a haze. I crawl to the bathroom, douse my face in the sink water. As I raise my head, there is writing on the mirror. It reads: suck my dick you fuckman My motivation for winning this game: having fun, its about the journey. winning just a nice bonus Propaganda Machine Age: 30 Residence: Los Angeles Gender: Propaganda If I were to win the life impacting day to day changing one hundred twenty five dollarrs, the first thing I would do with it is: Buy a life-changing work-enhancing gadget or two, actually. Probably. I awoke, in a haze. I crawl to the bathroom, douse my face in the sink water. As I raise my head, there is writing on the mirror. It reads: No it doesn't. It's loving writing on a mirror. It's not even a n inanimate object. It's not even an object. As a millennial, I vow, for science, to spend the next eight years in grad school getting to the bottom of this mystery. My motivation for winning this game: sandra.jpg Winvirus Age: 26 Residence: NEW. YORK. CITY (formerly atl) Gender: Male If I were to win the life impacting day to day changing one hundred twenty five dollarrs, the first thing I would do with it is: eat twenty five dollar bills on camera I awoke, in a haze. I crawl to the bathroom, douse my face in the sink water. As I raise my head, there is writing on the mirror. It reads: "delet this" My motivation for winning this game: one hundred twenty five american dollars AllNewJonasSalk Age: 23 Residence: Florida Gender: Male If I were to win the life impacting day to day changing one hundred twenty five dollarrs, the first thing I would do with it is: Blow on a pizza. I awoke, in a haze. I crawl to the bathroom, douse my face in the sink water. As I raise my head, there is writing on the mirror. It reads: Prepare to die... amigo. My motivation for winning this game: The bragging rights of winning money on a website that only nerds know about. So many rights. Mr. F! Age: 27 Residence: USA!!!!!! Gender: Mail If I were to win the life impacting day to day changing one hundred twenty five dollarrs, the first thing I would do with it is: pay billz I awoke, in a haze. I crawl to the bathroom, douse my face in the sink water. As I raise my head, there is writing on the mirror. It reads: Satin My motivation for winning this game: To brag mayor glowku is a punkass who didn't fill out his profile sheet, shame him STING 64 fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Jun 13, 2017 |
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okay, grab the chickens, no wait, why do you have all those throw pillows what are you doing
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The Walrus posted:okay, grab the chickens, no wait, why do you have all those throw pillows what are you doing I have a bad back I need them
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mayor failnoob
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I'm so angry that nobody put time into working on the mirror question. So angry!!!!!!!! because now I look like a huge nerd
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# ? May 6, 2017 07:18 |
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a shocking turn of events
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Don't worry lads we snagged the chickens and they will go to good use
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# ? May 6, 2017 07:37 |
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Don't snag me! (This would have been funnier if I still had my previous URL.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJdSCa_nf2I December 1st, 2014
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Adus has joined the game! We have our final rosters! imgay has been moved to Hulun. STING 64 fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Jun 13, 2017 |
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I feel like I've been given a sneak preview to something special.
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First Tribal Challenge will be Monday at 7pm EST. Details on the challenge will be available Sunday in your tribal Discords. STING 64 fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Jun 13, 2017 |
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gulagdolls lets ally
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# ? May 6, 2017 17:43 |
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Blockbustr lived a long life, but just couldn't survive
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# ? May 6, 2017 17:52 |
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I've found an immunity idol.
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winvirus posted:gulagdolls lets ally ok. oher players dont read this because the alliance is secret
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# ? May 6, 2017 17:55 |
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yo tampa people its gorgeous out today i'm gettin' my tan on (visiting family this weekend or i'd drink w/ y'all to alliance)
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# ? May 6, 2017 19:59 |
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my mom lived in st pete until last january it was always beautiful
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I thought I would be at home playing this game, but it turns out I'm going to be traveling across the continent as this goes on. I'll be sure to write about my travels in confessions.
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# ? May 6, 2017 21:18 |
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there's a thread too what the heck!
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You have to communicate /everywhere/ to be in this game
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I communicate via carrier pigeon only
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I wonder how Meinberg is doing over on Hulun. He's never played this type of games before so I hope y'all are playing nice
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Propaganda Machine posted:I wonder how Meinberg is doing over on Hulun. He's never played this type of games before so I hope y'all are playing nice Everyone is so nice over here, thank you for the concern though
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are there discords or somesuch set up I guess? I dont see in the op but then again i have terminal brain cancer and my mom has aids e: oh right it was in the pm my bad The Walrus fucked around with this message at 21:59 on May 7, 2017 |
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The Walrus posted:are there discords or somesuch set up I guess? I dont see in the op but then again i have terminal brain cancer and my mom has aids You should have gotten a PM with a link to our tribe discord.
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# ? May 7, 2017 21:58 |
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I'll fill out the profile sheet hold on!??!!?!
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# ? May 8, 2017 16:09 |
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IT'S BACK!
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# ? May 8, 2017 19:53 |
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Good morning, island
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name your five participants tribes. STING 64 fucked around with this message at 20:55 on Jun 13, 2017 |
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HULUN Volunteers: GulagDolls Meinberg Chic Trombone imgay Mayor Glowku
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# ? May 8, 2017 20:53 |
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Nefilix Challenge Team jivjov PMush Perfect Little Mac Adus CirclMastr
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# ? May 8, 2017 21:18 |
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hey there's a thread what up losers ready to lose? i know i am wait
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Get ready to lose... your minds! At how cool we are. Or something, I dunno.
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Adus posted:hey there's a thread Hello fellow loser, I too look forward to losing.
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Ohhh, this is gonna be epic
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# ? May 8, 2017 22:30 |
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Legends will be born Dreams will spread their wings and fly Bedroom producers will post songs about this day on their SoundClouds for hours, perhaps even days to come
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# ? May 8, 2017 22:36 |
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I lost my dad at a young age
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You guys should just concede.
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