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Les Os
Mar 28, 2010


in this scenario Prime Minister of Fiji Frank Bainimarama is convinced President Omar al-Bashir is responsible for war crimes in Sudan and so declares war on Sundan. on first glance Sundan is the obvious winner in any hypothetical war which might break out between them and the small island nation of Fiji, given that according to Wikipedia their militia has 200,000 soldiers and Fiji has only 9,000 soldiers however we should also always remember that Sudan struggles with famine, civil war and drought while Fiji has rugby. Sundan has a navy, army and airfare and Fiji has no airforce but a navy and mostly coconut-based diet. I"m honestly not too familiar with matters of war or numbers but I bet it would be a tie and then they would be friends and kiss

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FuhrerHat
Feb 26, 2004
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Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010



let's find out with a leisurely game of advance wars

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001



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Feb 20, 2007

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May 22, 2016



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Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014



If I were Prime Minister Bananarama I'd build more troops immediately

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016



i pray for sudanese reunification

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

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Agentdark
Dec 30, 2007
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Hopefully Fiji's nuclear program pays off in time.

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Sep 6, 2014

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Sudan would lead the way in rapes and war crimes

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Jul 15, 2002

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Hell Gem

Fiji has mermaids but SunDan has the power of the Sun so I dunno.

Les Os
Mar 28, 2010


ATTENTION

2 FIJI FREEDOM FIGHTERS have blown themselves up and assassinated OMAR al-BASHIR in hopes of ending the War however Sundan is plunged into chaos. It is up to the military leaders to be strong in times of crisis. How will Sundan retaliate?

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

HANDSOME FIGHTERS NEVER LOSE BATTLES


Cybernetic Crumb

I mean, they could probably take and hold some territory in Sudan, not forever but for awhile. Not anything valuable. In comparison, Fiji is an unassailable island fortress, at least as far as the Sudanese need be concerned.

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Myriarch
May 14, 2013


Regardless of their armies, both lack any sort of logistical means towards hurting, much less invading, each other. Nothing happens beyond a bunch of posturing at the UN.

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