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SelenicMartian posted:Recorded some more and, uh... Being a thirty something year old schoolgirl?
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Ramos posted:Being a thirty something year old schoolgirl? A remedial student.
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She's gonna make it into 3rd year of high school next year, after eleven false starts. Soon she will be the senpai. Academics are hard when you're being morphed into a kaiju, photographed and forced to host poker tournaments every goddamned day.
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Coolguye posted:what why
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Next up, smiling in the face of perversity: Paparazzi /2004.06.24/ Originally Simple 2000 Volume 53. THE カメラ小僧 (The Camera Apprentice)   Something got lost in translation, I fear.  Video#3: Not pizza.
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May 29, 2017 15:25
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I'm so glad  already exists, or it would have to be created.
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May 29, 2017 16:29
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Honestly, I'd say something about not going for 100% completion, but a half-assed game deserves a half-assed effort and you're going through far more than you deserve already. Also is it me or Riho's bra is really, really not stable? It looks like she's going to show a nipple very soon.
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May 29, 2017 16:53
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May 29, 2017 17:02
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Maybe the retouching software is for pictures you put in the album. Also, what the hell is Simple2000?
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May 29, 2017 17:10
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EasilyConfused posted:Also, what the hell is Simple2000?
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Simple 2000 brought us Earth Defense Force, so I can't hate that label too much despite all the crap that's been published under it.
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I feel so dirty having watched this LP.
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Choco1980 posted:I feel so dirty having watched this LP. It's really quite incredible how it opens up like a porn game, the story unfolds like a porn game, and even has lovely little minigames to make sure it's still a game... with porn. And oh god, the jiggle.
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This sentence is part of the intro on https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simple_series_video_games: quote:Since the games are almost universally created on a low budget with a short development time, developers are able to experiment to some extent with titles such as Demolition Girl, which has attracted attention largely due to its central premise of a giant bikini-clad woman attacking a city, rather than any gameplay or graphical merits.
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May 29, 2017 18:43
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There's something very off-putting about an "attract mode", and I use that term in the loosest sense possible, that features a perambulatory RealDoll with two live trout attached to its chest by means of... I'd like to say a bikini, but it looks more like some kitschy 70's kitchen utensils.
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It's too bad they had to kill the voice acting because Akira's voice actor does a great 'fat nerd' https://youtu.be/vIWIhiXflSw?t=1305 EasilyConfused posted:This sentence is part of the intro on https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simple_series_video_games: Sounds accurate
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Simple 2000 games are awesome an I will hear nothing less.  Somehow they also made a Xabungle game that I have yet to find ever.
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Ramos posted:And oh god, the jiggle.
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May 30, 2017 06:02
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The first game to have non-euclidean jiggle physics.
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Next up, all dressed up and no cars to throw: Fitness Fun /2004.02.26/ Originally Simple 2000 Ultimate Volume 18. ラブ★エアロビ♪ (Love*Aerobic)    Video #4: Deprivation.
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Well that was weirdly normal, if really shoddy.
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Riho looks even more like a zombie in this game than in the rest, they genuinely improved after this...but not by much. Nonetheless, that bed animation is just creepy.
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Of all the things, the pause menu is just downright bizarre to me. That takes a minute to fix unless you've somehow managed to sphaghetti your code so hard that's coming apart at the seams and that's just hard to imagine with this sort of game. Did the coders just hammer this together in an afternoon and ship it?
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At a guess they couldn't get unpause working without desyncing the music and gameplay, which is just about non-trivial enough that I can imagine they gave up it on if they were on a very limited budget. I checked one of the (very few) Japanese videos of this game and the 'D3 PUPLISHER' in the credits is something they managed to put in in the translation, which is very weird because the credits are in English in the first place so they didn't even have to mess with them other than adding their own (c) 2005 at the end.
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EasilyConfused posted:Well that was weirdly normal, if really shoddy. 
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My personal favorite was the blank, silent stare she started giving you for sucking so badly. SelenicMartian posted:After this things can only get better 
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I think Riho's in oxygen deprivation mode before you start playing the game.
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All of that dance and voice training will allow Ms. Futaba to unleash her devastating ultimate attack on her foes. "RIHO REVOLVER NO RONDO REVEALER!!!" *pirouettes gracefully around in a wide circle while singing a pop chorus, leaps at the last moment and performs a rising crescent kick into a backflip. She fails miserably and somehow her clothes all fall off, except some pasties and a merkin.*
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Next up: The Club Fight. Fighting Angels /2004.06.24/ Originally Simple 2000 Volume 55. THE キャットファイト (The Catfight: Woman Cat Legend)   The titles should be swapped between the two cover variants.  Video #5: Riho's favourite pastime!
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I love Riho's starting stance.
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The title screen scares actual cats. Moe Mk-II scares me.
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Why is her right tit constantly trying to reach escape velocity so much more than the left?
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Wow, what a Renaissance Woman. Now that it's canonically confirmed that she does dance, modeling, snowboarding, and martial arts at the same time, I wonder what other talents she has! edit: Ten costumes per character? Holy hell, that's some incredible padding. Ramos fucked around with this message at 04:54 on Jun 7, 2017 |
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I don't even know where to begin here, other than wondering why they didn't bring back Nano and Rena from Paparazzi, you'd think they'd want to reuse as much as possible. I mean, they clearly put no effort whatsoever into the models, every animation looks janky as hell. The finishers aren't even flashy, so it is both bad and lame! The translation's quality is...undeniably the level this game deserves, too. Those are some very awkward lines. And I'm going to take a guess here and say that underwear was very much not that originally. Also, considering the game's lack of voice acting outside of in-battle groans (and I can imagine LET'S DANCING WAKASA ZENKAI gets really tiresome playing, considering how I couldn't tolerate it anymore watching it), let's try to give Kaori a voice, shall we? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LISmPmdUhYA
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Is the Tamsoft logo supposed to look like someone squatting and sticking their rear end out?
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Ramos posted:Wow, what a Renaissance Woman. Now that it's canonically confirmed that she does dance, modeling, snowboarding, and martial arts at the same time, I wonder what other talents she has! And ten total costumes, so massive padding for minimal development effort!
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The trouble is I don't have any of these games so I'm totally reliant on people uploading their (frequently ironic) videos so the more optional the content the less chance there is of finding it. That said, someone did helpfully flip through most of the profiles so, Lisa's Japanese line is like: My Japanese, totally fluent! Except also imagine she's saying it with a bad accent that I'm not going to try to reproduce in English. So, no actual weird words, just bad pronunciation/grammar. Polsy fucked around with this message at 22:59 on Jun 7, 2017 |
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Are there any lists of cheats for those games in Japanese?
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Ramos posted:Holy hell, that's some incredible padding. Is "padding" the word for it when you've surgically implanted perpetual motion machines in their breasts?
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SelenicMartian posted:Are there any lists of cheats for those games in Japanese? This person conveniently has a page dedicated to Riho and the SIMPLE2000 series, (Riho games helpfully marked with the pink 双) It doesn't tell you anything you can't find on gamefaqs as far as cheats go, though, except that the Love Upper FAQ writer doesn't recognise that the input combo is Riho's Love Upper command.
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