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Lemmy used to love yahtzee. I mean, loving loved yahtzee. 
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i can't tell if youre dare but in a reality where all truth is nothing but pure speculation the only certainty i have in this gay world is that this thread is dogshit
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May 23, 2017 00:28
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Bob saget raped and killed a girl in 1990
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May 23, 2017 00:29
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:i can't tell if youre dare I am dare...
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May 23, 2017 00:30
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I heard Lenny Kravitz enjoys Scroto Turbosperg's posting.
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May 23, 2017 00:30
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:I heard Lenny Kravitz enjoys Scroto Turbosperg's posting. Lies.
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May 23, 2017 00:31
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Ride The Gravitron posted:Bob saget raped and killed a girl in 1990 Rumor has it Bobcat Goldthwait finds Ride The Gravitron to be "...a quiet source of hope and inspiration in trying times." and that Bobcat Goldtwait is in fact still alive.
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May 23, 2017 00:33
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Barack Obama has two ballsacks and no nuts.
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May 23, 2017 00:33
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Allegedly Jared Leto personally apologized to Literally A Person for his portrayal of the Joker in the movie Suicide Squad with the caveat that the character would've been much more engaging with better direction and editing.
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May 23, 2017 00:34
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Have you ever noticed that Adrian Brody walks with an ever so slight, nearly imperceptable limp? He's missing two toes on his right foot. From diabetes. The skinny person type.
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May 23, 2017 00:35
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Bob James posted:Barack Obama has two ballsacks and no nuts. I heard Michelle Obama had invited Bob James to the white house numerous times during the Obama administration but was refused every time. She refused to comment on the results of invitations to Camp David though.
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May 23, 2017 00:36
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Mike D and Dustin Diamond are actually brothers, but Mike D hasn't spoken to his brother in years due to his treatment of women.
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May 23, 2017 00:41
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Moby is bad, barely a celebrity, and smells like poop
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May 23, 2017 00:49
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Janis Joplin used to wear a merkin made from Robert Plants pubic hair
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May 23, 2017 00:53
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Kenneth Lay paid a family for the body of an old white man to fake his own death and has been living on a beach in the Philippines since 2006
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May 23, 2017 00:56
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Grand Prize Winner posted:Moby is bad, barely a celebrity, and smells like poop The title of the tread was facetious.
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Literally A Person posted:The title of the tread was facetious. Whereas Moby is fecetious.
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May 23, 2017 01:29
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Roman Polanski raped a 13 year old girl and fled to France where he remains to this day
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May 23, 2017 01:44
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if you're making a "literally a bird" parody account you gotta do the parody part
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May 23, 2017 01:47
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dare I keep telling you that you need to use more emotes like  if you want to fit in
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May 23, 2017 01:57
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Donald trump is fat and dumb.
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May 23, 2017 01:59
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John travolta gay
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scrubs season six posted:Donald trump is fat and dumb. turn on your newspaper
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May 23, 2017 02:00
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when Ariana Grande was asked about her latest concert she replied "Lots of people think I'm 'Da Bomb', heh, they nailed it."
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May 23, 2017 02:18
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Nicole Kidman and John travolta are Eskimo brothers.
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May 23, 2017 02:30
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I heard Islam blew up Arianna Grande
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May 23, 2017 02:31
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Radar aka Gary Burghoff of the hit television show M*A*S*H has an enormous dick (and knows how to use it).
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May 23, 2017 02:37
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Chris Cornell faked his own death because it was the only way he could hang out with his best friend Tupac
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May 23, 2017 02:39
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Macasaurus posted:if you're making a "literally a bird" parody account you gotta do the parody part Hmm. I wasn't trying to. I didn't even know that was a goon. I feel like I have sinned.
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May 23, 2017 02:45
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i read somewhere that johnny depp was temporarily low on money recently
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May 23, 2017 03:23
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Anderson Cooper is straight in real life
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May 23, 2017 04:50
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Chevy Chase owns a Chevy
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May 23, 2017 05:29
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Scarlett Johansson has a twin, and the Scarlett Johansson that we have all been watching in the movies is actually her twin. Scarlett and Hunter Johansson are post-op transgenders who switched places after Scarlett finished filming Ghost World.
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May 23, 2017 05:36
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RaySmuckles posted:i read somewhere that johnny depp was temporarily low on money recently I read that J. Mascis likes to suck peen behind the 7-11 I lied. I just like ur av. 
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May 23, 2017 05:38
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Amy Shumer is really two skinny girls in a fat suit. They wanted to get into comedy, but being skinny and attractive meant they could never capture the Tumblr crowd.
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May 23, 2017 09:52
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There's a rumor going around that Patton Oswalt did not murder his wife, but he did, he murdered his wife and staged it as a drug overdose!
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May 23, 2017 09:58
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Kelsey Grammer turned down the lead role in "Boss Baby" because he found the plot to be far too outlandish.
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May 23, 2017 14:09
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Ueli Steck actually died in a tragic dick sucking incident, not falling 1000 meters off Everest, but his family covered it up to make him seem more badass
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May 23, 2017 14:20
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Gay Weed Dad posted:Kelsey Grammer turned down the lead role in "Boss Baby" because he found the plot to be far too outlandish. He was picked due to the fact that his dome is mysteriously shaped like a British infant's. 
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Roger Moore is dead.
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