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Petr
The pirate lady in Twin Peaks said she invented silent drape runners, but when I google drape runners all that comes up is the pirate lady from twin peaks.

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Doctor Dogballs

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i don't know but mine won't shut the HECK up.

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Petr

Doctor Dogballs posted:

i don't know but mine won't shut the HECK up.

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Doctor Dogballs

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are you watching twin peaks for the first time? if so I envy you. Make sure to smoke some ganj. I mean, in general, but particularly when watching twin peaks.

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Petr
Ya. I figured I should watch it eventually.

What is up with that font? I'm pretty sure they picked that brown and lime green from the default ms-paint color swatch

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holy gently caress

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I dunno but they must be really good at it if even google can't catch them

Peg Sliderskew
Um, like Blade Runner(s) but with drapes? Don't you ever get sick of your curtains constantly giving you an unnecessary voiceover about what's happening in the street? Get with the programme!

In this case, the programme 'Twin Peaks'.

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alnilam

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idk but i think they have something to do with fidget spinners

Petr
oh no I downloaded today's MBMBAM and they're talking about Twin Peaks right off the bat. Can someone please listen to it for me and tell me if there are spoilers?

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Doctor Dogballs posted:

are you watching twin peaks for the first time? if so I envy you. Make sure to smoke some ganj. I mean, in general, but particularly when watching twin peaks.

i think id have to be trapped in clockwork orange before id watch twin peaks

the way people post about it it seems cool but

the way folks talk about it irl like

its the people not the show i guess? david lynch was never my thing

Doctor Dogballs

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mrbradlymrmartin posted:

i think id have to be trapped in clockwork orange before id watch twin peaks

the way people post about it it seems cool but

the way folks talk about it irl like

its the people not the show i guess? david lynch was never my thing

:shrug: It's good

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It's p. good so far. 90s af, but if that bothers you why are you watching twin peaks

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no doubt but after seeing the love of my life drink out of a  D a m n f i n e c o f f e e for years before she left me with all the other garbage i know i wouldnt be able to watch it without reverting to serious self destructive behavior that im trying to avoid

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hockey jockey posted:

Um, like Blade Runner(s) but with drapes?

Yeah pretty much this.

I used to be a big time Drape Runner out in LA back in the 90s, and let me tell you there are a lot of impostors that are drat good at pretending to be drapes.

Doctor Dogballs

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you've heard of Don Draper? well that's not his name it's a title. Nobody Drapes without the Don's say-so.

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Today I learned the little person in Twin Peaks isn't actually a dwarf - he suffers from a disease that makes his bones constantly break, and it stunted his growth. Christ, that sounds terrible.

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Petr posted:

Today I learned the little person in Twin Peaks isn't actually a dwarf - he suffers from a disease that makes his bones constantly break, and it stunted his growth. Christ, that sounds terrible.

calling your bluff

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alnilam

Doctor Dogballs posted:

calling your bluff

*ring ring*
hello?
hi bluff, how u doin
oh pretty good, just hangin out, being a steep hill or cliff
cool, same

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check it out


ty nesamdoom!

google THIS

Jukeboxblues posted:

Yeah pretty much this.

I used to be a big time Drape Runner out in LA back in the 90s, and let me tell you there are a lot of impostors that are drat good at pretending to be drapes.

I've seen rings you people wouldn't believe. Hobbled blinds off the shoulder of the living room. I watched valances glitter in the morning near the breakfast nook. All those coverings will be lost in time, like tiers over the pane. It's curtains for me.

Scroon

google THIS posted:

I've seen rings you people wouldn't believe. Hobbled blinds off the shoulder of the living room. I watched valances glitter in the morning near the breakfast nook. All those coverings will be lost in time, like tiers over the pane. It's curtains for me.

Sham bam bamina!

ƨtupid cat
he say you drape runner!

Sham bam bamina!

ƨtupid cat
seriously though it's the rail that old weird curtains slide on

Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 01:54 on May 29, 2017

byob historian

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Sham bam bamina! posted:

seriously though it's the rail that old weird curtains slide on

what is weird about hangin curtains from a rail?

Sham bam bamina!

ƨtupid cat
i only ever saw that at my grandma's house. sorry if i'm wrong and they're new and normal :o:

byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
like, is your grandma the only person you know with curtains?

or do you mean like, drape runner is not strictly a synonym for curtain rod but some sort of more complicated contraption

Sham bam bamina!

ƨtupid cat
it's not a curtain rod, it's a literal rail and the curtain is mounted on wheels (the "runners")

i guess i've also seen them in hotels

byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
o k kinda like the setup for them big fancy vertical blinds? i gotcha yeah

i uh, that aint what i run no

savex
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Sham bam bamina! posted:

he say you drape runner!

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I mean it sounds not right to me and I kind of think he's actually a dwarf and not Mr. Glass, but htats just my instinct, without google-ing it

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