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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Will it still have those monkey aliens? Those were the best

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
The last ubisoft game I bought was IL2: Sturmovik Pacific Fighters

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

scrubs season six posted:

What video games are out there for people that want to shoot SJWs and virtue signallers and transgenders?

There aren't, because people that nuts are too small to be a market

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Nobody has actually argued in favor of death of the author you weird angry nerd

He's right though

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
To be fair, why do you play a black man in a game called Mafia, unless he's the one fighting the mafia.? Italians and black people? Fuggetaboutit

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

MeatwadIsGod posted:

Seems like they'd be better off just going back in time 50-150 years during the colonial heyday and setting games in that period. Sure it would encroach on Assassin's Creed and its dumb poo poo but would probably fit the whole "human beings become savage in exotic and extreme situations" things a lot better if you were a Belgian mercenary in the Congo Free State or some British twerp in Afghanistan during the Opium Wars or whatever.

But guns back then only shot one bullet, and console gamers can't aim

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

what is the loving through-line with these games anyhow beyond "hey here's generic first-person shooter please enjoy."

The graphics are good and you get yo roam a rounf a huge island ambushing mercs with good ai. Then the mutant monkeys show up

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Maybe they will have a shop that only accepts human hands as payment

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

a hole-y ghost posted:

They probably looked up Montana on Know Your Meme and saw that it means mountain in spanish and so they just put a mountain into the games backgroudn and then google image searched americaine with big beard peu peu and saw this

and made 3d models of the hipsters that came up and thats as far as their thought process went as far as making it into multicultural christofascism like the other guy said.

Ha makes sense

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

HAT FETISH posted:

Dice neltmown

Dilf nightgown

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Dapper_Swindler posted:

they will probaly announce at e3.


they are a weird splinter extremest doomsday sect aka a christian ISIS type cult. its not going to be 19th century white ultranationalism like infinite tried to do.

They should have aliens too

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

a bone to pick posted:

I never understood or agreed with this criticism.

Yeah the flood gibbed real good ti was fun

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
The Flood thing was kind of silly and the fact that they kept going back to it with identical storylines every game was pretty lame

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Jack Trades posted:

Can't wait for Far Cry 6 which will be set in UK and where you'll get to play as a Muslim dude trying to cleanse the infidels.

Not gonna lie, this would rule

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Warlord Simulator 2018

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Left 4 dead 1 and 2 had pretty satisfying gore too

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Half-life 2 let you cut people in half so uhh

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