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Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos
We all know that Twitch TV harbors some of the most outstanding personalities in gaming today. I think the goons should break down each type here. I'll kick us off with the most obvious and prolific among them:



DAYUMguuurlXX

I am a female streamer who loves my kitty-cats! My voice is high pitched and somewhat abrasive. I play only the most popular games, regardless of genre, skill level, or personal passion. I am not good at any of them and frequently lose. I whine constantly about things being unfair, even if they are obviously a direct result of my low skill level. I giggle frequently and for too long over not-funny events in the game. I often turn the camera to show my room and/or animals I own. I have a 36E chest.

Tinfoil Papercut fucked around with this message at 02:54 on May 25, 2017

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Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Streaming is very dumb agreed

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
I'm the guy that pretends to be in a wheelchair so people will donate money to me out of sympathy.

Oops I stood up to get a beer live on camera lol

putrid aidsman
Apr 13, 2017

by Lowtax
The guy who forgets to turn screen capture off before watching child porn

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

im the lovely one that plays videogames, like and subscribe

putrid aidsman
Apr 13, 2017

by Lowtax

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
lol did he go to jail

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I'm the hearthstone streamer that accidentally streamed him loving his wife on twitch

realbez
Mar 23, 2005

Fun Shoe
What the heck

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

drowned in pussy juice posted:

I'm the hearthstone streamer that accidentally streamed him loving his wife on twitch

Wholesome entertainment though

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Those don't look like 36E to me

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
Kaceytron's character is performance art

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

I bet this chick smells like a raccoon died in a bucket of indian food poo poo over the weekend at a hot topic.

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

D is short for Donation but also Dick

UncleMoeLester
Oct 25, 2016

Midget Fiddler
Lipstick Apathy
The streamer who was caught downloading cp live

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

The idiots who stream online games with open PvP and get screen sniped by goons. Similarly, the ones with big egos who throw parties in online games and lose their poo poo when goons crash them.

CharlestonJew posted:

I'm the guy that pretends to be in a wheelchair so people will donate money to me out of sympathy.

Oops I stood up to get a beer live on camera lol

That was hilarious.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Rubellavator posted:

D is short for Donation but also Dick

:thunk:

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

super sweet best pal posted:

The idiots who stream online games with open PvP and get screen sniped by goons. Similarly, the ones with big egos who throw parties in online games and lose their poo poo when goons crash them.


That was hilarious.

does anyone have the video of a goon trying to stream snipe a german girl and she owned him during the unplayable lag of whatever trash survival game they were playing was?

also im the cartoonish and or sexual tone of voice that lets you know i am unlike all the other twitch streamers doing a cartoonish and or sexual fake voice

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
My fat gut looks like I'm taking a sack of cats down to the river follow my game stream I'm playing diablo 2.

I'm reading the twitch Reddit and that's basically the entire gist of it.

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

GBS hates women.

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

Had to be done, sorry.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

The jerk who plays other people's gameplay footage so it looks like they're playing.

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
I like that twitch is for washed out chaturbate.com models

null
Feb 19, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Who will stream the streamers?

aegof
Mar 2, 2011

null posted:

Who will stream the streamers?

Other streamers. Twitch lets you host other channel's streams, so fans in your chat don't have to leave your page.

Streamer-savvy game companies will sometimes use this to host popular streamers on their official channels, too.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
Himiwako is the only streamer you need.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

WatermelonGun posted:

Himiwako is the only streamer you need.

I was going to mock you but turns out you are completely correct

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost
I'm glad we brought this out into the open fellas. I really loving hate streamers.

Sixfools
Aug 27, 2005

You be the Moon,
I'll be the Earth
And when we burst
Start over, oh, darling

Return Of JimmyJars posted:

I like that twitch is for washed out chaturbate.com models

what else are cam girls going to do during downtime? Can't blame them for that

Emilyispro faked cancer http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/emily-faked-cancer
Ice Poseidon wants to gently caress his mother https://clips.twitch.tv/FuriousWealthyCourgetteRedCoat

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

super sweet best pal posted:

The jerk who plays other people's gameplay footage so it looks like they're playing.

Now you're thinking

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
the ceo of my corporation in Eve Online: a Submarine Spaceship Simulator is big into streaming and nobody watches him except for sometimes when we watch the stream to find him and kill him. and then loggs off and streams a game about actual boats, not space ones?

Savage For The Winjun
Jun 27, 2008


dr disrespect is a great man

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i dont understand why ppl are so negative towards women twitch streamers. that's right i'm a feminist now

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

girl poewr

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

Hell Yeah posted:

i dont understand why ppl are so negative towards women twitch streamers. that's right i'm a feminist now

I dont like or hate women streamers. I hate annoying streamers regardless of gender. Happens to include most of em.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

That is one busted-rear end face

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Dave_Indeed posted:

I bet this chick smells like a raccoon died in a bucket of indian food poo poo over the weekend at a hot topic.

HATECUBE
Mar 2, 2007

yah but they do it becasue ads pay

the real crime is advertising paying for all of this

please like and subscribe my facetubejournal, ill leak my own candid ball shots at 100k subs

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ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
I agree I'm very upset about the voluntary entertainment of others.

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