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Saros
Dec 29, 2009

Its almost like we're a Bureaucracy, in space!

I set sail for the Planet of Lab Requisitions!!

Initial reaction from the Solar system to the release of information about Facility is one of total surprise but the proof supplied by Mars is so overwhelming that dubious naysayers are quickly silent. Then the demands to speak with it begin to flood in.

One by one they are fended off or delayed by Mars with quiet promises made to Earth and the TFS to allow delegations 'in good time.' However this does not seem to be enough to satisfy them and quiet preparations begin to be made for a Terran expedition to Pluto.

All over the system people grapple with the sudden steady trickle of information coming from Mars and what it means for themselves and all humanity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gAlYhmc1t0

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

We should... yeah let a delegations in. Its better than having warships over Pluto.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Synthbuttrange posted:

We should... yeah let a delegations in. Its better than having warships over Pluto.

I think we have to.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
Yeah we have no reason not to let them in.

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


Facility wanted to meet them at some point anyways: no problem escorting a Terrian delegation up there. Hey, if they want to meet Facility fast, just hope on one of our Azreals.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









nothing to seehere posted:

Facility wanted to meet them at some point anyways: no problem escorting a Terrian delegation up there. Hey, if they want to meet Facility fast, just hope on one of our Azreals.

:martiantechsmuggo:

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

Well i mean they are just going to have to wait their turn. Get the TFS delegation in first.

HereticMIND
Nov 4, 2012

Let them delegates in, but under strict rules. Make it clear that this is happening on Martian turf and anyone who can’t deal with it or otherwise tries to pull a fast one gets their entire party booted out and will never be invited back.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
This is no longer about Mars. This is about uniting humanity. Let them meet immediately.

Saros
Dec 29, 2009

Its almost like we're a Bureaucracy, in space!

I set sail for the Planet of Lab Requisitions!!



3 Feb, 2054

Repairs continue apace on Ranginui V as the Captured IMP class arrives at Mars.


Back on Mars the scientists and engineers descend upon the Captured alien vessel.

5 Feb, 2054

The John Phillip Holland remains busy.

6 Feb, 2054

With the Pit quiet and pickets on all the jump points the fleet in Ranginui finally does some much needed reorganization and returns to Ranginui V to allow the crews to take some shore leave.


It turns out the Senior officer in system is Yellerbill, a much decorated hero of Triton fleet.

7 Feb, 2054

The ships stream back to Ranginui V. Three brand new ships arrive to replace losses suffered by the first cruiser squadron in the Pit. Congratulations to Winterfist, Next Sunday A.D, RA RX, Baconmics and Marcus_cz on your new commands!


Orbiting Ranginui V is a vast cloud of Warships, perhaps the most powerful single grouping Mars has ever assembled built around the new model 1st Dreadnought division, Triton Fleet and Third Fleet.



----THE RANGINUI FLEET----

1st Dreadnought Division

CA Tenacious Knave is attached but currently at Mars undergoing repair after the battle of Nova Sol and Reft Obturator Foramen [light carrier] is returning from Mars.

1st and 2nd Cruiser Squadrons

Recently reinforced with the good ships Don't fire they may be friendly, I see you and Satellite of Love.

1st and 2nd Destroyer Squadrons

All ships are back in fighting trim after the damage sustained in the Pit.

3rd Fleet

Fresh from Mars, Third fleet is Eager to prove themselves despite their outdated ships.

Triton Fleet

Heroes of the Corporate war, Triton fleet needs no introduction.

Triton Fleet Marine Skirmishers

Small but overly violent.

1st Exploration support

Ready to provide for all your needs.

While things turn sour at home the Ranginui fleet looks outwards, a bulwark against the darkness.

Dance Officer
May 4, 2017

It would be awesome if we could dance!
Shouldn't DD Azrael in 2nd destroyer squadron be the Frank Exchange of Opinions, under me?

Or have I been ousted after my fit about losing an exploration vessel?

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


Earth can come talk to Facility if they let us talk to theirs, too. Like, we know that they have something comparable, we've actually got the upper hand in negotiations here for once.

punched my v-card at camp
Sep 4, 2008

Broken and smokin' where the infrared deer plunge in the digital snake

Crazycryodude posted:

Earth can come talk to Facility if they let us talk to theirs, too. Like, we know that they have something comparable, we've actually got the upper hand in negotiations here for once.

Yeah, this.

scavy131
Dec 21, 2017
The delegates from the various Solar polities will of course get to speak with Facility, but at this point we're still setting up any kind of infrastructure out on Pluto for more than just our handful of scientists and their guards. Hardly the place to immediately send scores of diplomats/politicians/more scientists. We should be able to understandably stall for a bit while we actually set up more than the equivalent of FEMA space tents for the arrivals.

All these hab-areas we're setting up for new arrivals will of course have at least one reasonably discoverable recording device in each room, as would be expected, then a handful of much better hidden ones, or use actual people for false wall/floor eavesdropping. Proper expected political intrigue sorta thing. Even if they find the first bug, they may assume that's the only one and won't look harder, and I think we'd be remiss to do something that is almost expected when you're hosting foreign diplomats and dignitaries.

Rorac
Aug 19, 2011

Saros posted:


1st and 2nd Destroyer Squadrons

All ships are back in fighting trim after the damage sustained in the Pit.


Man, given the nature (and extent) of their damage, this fleet had to have been a bitch to repair.

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug

sebmojo posted:

lol

e: my only regret is that auntie is a really hard word to say in a pretend US accent

Bless you. (And Auntie.)

Crazyeyes24
Sep 14, 2014

Your good vision is your fatal weakness!
It's worth pointing out that TECHNICALLY, the science team on Pluto WAS a Terran 'delegation' originally... right? Or were they corporates?

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


Nah they were IC

Friend Commuter
Nov 3, 2009
SO CLEVER I WANT TO FUCK MY OWN BRAIN.
Smellrose
Yeah, it was Terran-owned at the time but the Terrans weren't doing anything with it.

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


Terra owned a planet with a IC science team working on it, who predictably switched over to our side when we made a better offer to them.

CoffeeQaddaffi
Mar 20, 2009

nothing to seehere posted:

Terra owned a planet with a IC science team working on it, who predictably switched over to our side when we made a better offer to them.

Dwarf-Planet.

Friend Commuter
Nov 3, 2009
SO CLEVER I WANT TO FUCK MY OWN BRAIN.
Smellrose

nothing to seehere posted:

Terra owned a planet with a IC science team working on it, who predictably switched over to our side when we made a better offer to them.

I suppose "you will do what we tell you to or else there will be trouble" counts as an offer.

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

Friend Commuter posted:

I suppose "you will do what we tell you to or else there will be trouble" counts as an offer.

Yes

Dr. Snark
Oct 15, 2012

I'M SORRY, OK!? I admit I've made some mistakes, and Jones has clearly paid for them.
...
But ma'am! Jones' only crime was looking at the wrong files!
...
I beg of you, don't ship away Jones, he has a wife and kids!

-United Nations Intelligence Service

Friend Commuter posted:

I suppose "you will do what we tell you to or else there will be trouble" counts as an offer.

More like "you keep doing what you've been doing, but we're in charge now and don't gently caress with us."

Friend Commuter
Nov 3, 2009
SO CLEVER I WANT TO FUCK MY OWN BRAIN.
Smellrose

Dr. Snark posted:

More like "you keep doing what you've been doing, but we're in charge now and don't gently caress with us."

Wasn't there a period of "sit down, shut up, don't touch anything and don't get in our people's way" before we decided they could be trusted?

Dr. Snark
Oct 15, 2012

I'M SORRY, OK!? I admit I've made some mistakes, and Jones has clearly paid for them.
...
But ma'am! Jones' only crime was looking at the wrong files!
...
I beg of you, don't ship away Jones, he has a wife and kids!

-United Nations Intelligence Service

Yes, but that's ultimately mincing words.

scavy131
Dec 21, 2017
Yeah the scientists on Pluto were originally IC, but they were both Saturnine IC and were totally willing to join in the glorious Martian Science Corps when offered better pay, and the ability to continue their work on the, at the time, first confirmed alien installation found.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I admit I'm not entirely sure how telling everyone about our sweet alien AI overlord is going to help anything.

CoffeeQaddaffi
Mar 20, 2009

OwlFancier posted:

I admit I'm not entirely sure how telling everyone about our sweet alien AI overlord is going to help anything.

Even more brains to feed to the Tentacular Horrors From Beyond Time And Space?

Friend Commuter
Nov 3, 2009
SO CLEVER I WANT TO FUCK MY OWN BRAIN.
Smellrose

OwlFancier posted:

I admit I'm not entirely sure how telling everyone about our sweet alien AI overlord is going to help anything.

If we can persuade the Terrans to fess up about their sweet alien AI overlord, we can introduce them to each other and watch them drive humanity into a brutal proxy war that kills billions because they were made by rival long-dead alien civilisations and were programmed to hate each other.

Nevets
Sep 11, 2002

Be they sad or be they well,
I'll make their lives a hell

OwlFancier posted:

I admit I'm not entirely sure how telling everyone about our sweet alien AI overlord is going to help anything.

It won't "help" anything, but the idea is it will hurt the UT more than Mars.

It's kind of like Chemo.

Morrow
Oct 31, 2010

Nevets posted:

It won't "help" anything, but the idea is it will hurt the UT more than Mars.

It's kind of like Chemo.

It helps the Crabs.

Pharnakes
Aug 14, 2009
Well hopefully it will help humanity as a whole quite a lot. Also yes, we will disclose broad stroke to the system at large, but no specifics without reciprocation.

I.E. Terra is welcome to drop in for a chat, but only once they tell us where they are getting their goodies from, and let us have access to it.

Nitis
Mar 22, 2003

Amused? I think not.
Seems obvious, but any extra steps we can take to prevent a nuke from being smuggled into/near Facility would be prudent.

CoffeeQaddaffi
Mar 20, 2009

Nitis posted:

Seems obvious, but any extra steps we can take to prevent a nuke from being smuggled into/near Facility would be prudent.

Let Putina and her entourage meet with Auntie and nuke Pluto into asteroid status. Two birds, one whole mess of nukes.

winterwerefox
Apr 23, 2010

The next movie better not make me shave anything :(

Woo, finally got a ship and its a cruiser! Pollux, Is it a standard or a nebula refit?

winterwerefox fucked around with this message at 02:05 on Jan 4, 2018

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

What is our basis for believing that Terra has access to a facility-like AI?

Cos I'm not sure that their crappy ships and crappy FTL and crappy government and basically crappy everything is particularly indicative of it. Ours spends most of its time trying to figure out how to extract its AI waifu from the space oubliette and we've already far outstripped Terra in terms of vital techologies from its occasional help.

Also not honestly sure that trying to take over Terra is a great idea when we're already having domestic problems, if we can't govern our own planet I don't think we're well equipped to govern another one.

koolkevz666
Aug 22, 2015
Saros in the ship stats what does the Grade Bonus mean? Just curious as my ship has the second highest in Triton Fleet currently.

Pharnakes
Aug 14, 2009

OwlFancier posted:

What is our basis for believing that Terra has access to a facility-like AI?

Cos I'm not sure that their crappy ships and crappy FTL and crappy government and basically crappy everything is particularly indicative of it. Ours spends most of its time trying to figure out how to extract its AI waifu from the space oubliette and we've already far outstripped Terra in terms of vital techologies from its occasional help.

Also not honestly sure that trying to take over Terra is a great idea when we're already having domestic problems, if we can't govern our own planet I don't think we're well equipped to govern another one.

The fact that they've got their hands on artificial gravity?

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RA Rx
Mar 24, 2016

A nifty CLAA! Thanks Saros, and thanks for the models, Jack!

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